Live from the Katnip Lounge, The Kat Pack!
Starring: KonaKitty * The Baby * Grayce * Tiny Johnson * Felix * Rupert * Scouty * CC * Sweet Pea * Maui * May Ling * Salem * Sylvester

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Never trust Whitey Cat

Here I am as an ecapee, looking for grass to to eat and dirt to roll in!
On top of the Puffy Cat. My Bridge Brofer Dusty loved to sit here.

Helping with Groceries.

The Baby is the smartest kat Daddy & I have ever lived with. Hi, Kat Mommy here. Seriously, if The Baby (and the "The" is part of her diva name) had thumbs she would rule the world. Right, Baby?
The Baby: "Meh."

Mommy: Don't you want to talk? You're always the first one to come greet visitors and liberally be-fur them.

The Baby: "Meh."


Mommy: There's crunchy treats involved!

The Baby: I said MEH! But if there's treats, OK! First, let me see if that nasty Tiny Johnson is around...the nerve of that boy, when I used to groom him and play with him before he got so HUGE and decided he'd like to EAT me...OK, looks like it's safe.

Mommy & Daddy already had two white cats--Fuzzy & Chuckles, before they got me, too. Daddy mentioned to a guy in a waiting room that he "collected" white cats and the man said he had one that showed up at his house! Well, that was me. They collected me the next day and even as a half-grown kitten I was fiesty. I had a black smudge on my head that they thought was oil, but actually it was a "kitten cap" of black furs! I turned pure white eventually.

My main goal in life is to escape the house and roll in dirt, and for some reason Mommy disapproves of this. One time I got all good and red rolling in the desert dirt before Mommy captured me and shoved me in the shower stall for a *gasp* bath! Later, as she cleaned up the horrible red muddy mess she said she "didn't know cats could jump high enough to clear shower stall doors". Well Mommy, now you do!

Me & Kona are the last of the Illinois Kats. Kona road in a car to our new Lounge, but I got here in a plane stuffed in a bag! The so-called airline-approved carriers were too big for carry-on, so a nice lady put me in a fabric bag and I rode four hours in a plane under the seat! My brother Chuckles did too! We were very good and I didn't say "meh" once.

I'm a champion biscuit-maker. I like to get some fresh fuzzy blankie in my mouth and suck and knead away with all four legs...Daddy calls it the "sucky dance", which really is a pretty good description. I'm also in love with the dryer. I have a special bed just for me on the dryer and when it's running, I'm there. In fact, I kinda lived on the dryer for almost a year--it's a nice place!

Tomorrow you'll get to meet Maui. Fasten your seatbelts and hold on! He's the craziest boy in the Lounge...but you'll see for yourself soon enough!


"Meh"

27 comments:

William said...

You've had quite an exciting life so far, Baby!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You have a very exciting life! We have a cat we call a Puffy Cat--but that's Gemini!

Old Kitty said...

Awwww The Baby!!

You are the Queen of Katnip Lounge! Look at you looking very royal and regal!

:-)

Charlie approves of rolling around in dirt - he says it's fun! Not so for me the hooman who has to clean him up!

:-)

Take care
x

Jacqueline said...

It's nice to meet you, The Baby; you're such a beautiful girl...We've all been on a plane too, but we don't roll in the dirt=Daddy Cat does that all the time though, he loves it like you do!...Have a great day!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

OMC!! We LOVE the photo on the cat statue!!!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

What a pretty girl! And we too love the "cat on cat" shot!

sherkhanmeows said...

'The Baby'- aren't you gorgeous or what!

Kea said...

Hi The Baby! It's nice to meet you! We can see you keep your humans on their toes. That's great; it's good for them to be challenged.

We love that photo of you on top of Puffy Cat. In fact, we love Puffy Cat!

Forever Foster said...

Hello! It is lovely to meet you:)

I am also a white kitty who loves to go into our garden and roll in the dirt. It's like a challenge!
I had a grey smudge on my back until I was one week old, then it disappeared. A friend of our mum's told her that often white cats who are not deaf are born with a patch of colour!:)

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

WOW Baby! What a life story (so far!) You seem to love being a dirt~roller. We don't get to do that, as we're not allowed outside. Mom says she'd like to get us a stroller, but we our house is, there's nowhere to walk as we're on a main road, with no sidewalks. We don't care, at least we could sit OUTSIDE~! Looking forward to meeting Maui tomorrow!!!

Katie and Da Katz said...

hi Baby...

u is cool! let's goh play together in da dirt!

Daisy May

Hannah and Lucy said...

Hi - we both like rolling in the dirt and Mum loves it when we come straight in and transfer it onto the carpet. Well cleaning up keep Mums out of mischief.

Eric and Flynn said...

Hi The Baby. We love to roll in the dirt too. Wow! We have never been in a plane. We would have yowled all the way.
Is Maui named after the Hawaiian island? Our Beans went there last October on a cruise, and to Las Vegas for a week.

Christine and FAZ said...

Hi guys, nice to meet you. FAZ and Birks

Madi and Mom said...

Oh my stars stay out of the dirt you are too beautiful. Madi has white feet that have never touched the ground and she likes it that way....that is why we call her Diva!!!
Great pictures,
Madi and Mom

Alasandra said...

It is very nice to meet all of you. Ayla & Iza sent us over. Artemisia, Scylla & Socks Cats and our doggie Fenris

The Monkeys said...

You're a very pretty one, The Baby!

Brian said...

Howdy Baby, you have a wee bit of ornery in you I guess???

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Nice to meet The Baby! Moms cat when she was a girl was a white cat but he was a big tom (till he got nootered) and had longer hair than you. He used to take dirt baffs all the time and once he fought another cat in a mudpuddle and came home absolutely caked in mud. Our Grammie washed him in the laundry sink and he seemed to actually appreciate that baff!

Laila and Minchie said...

Oh my! We think you are the whitest kitty we ever saw!

Pierro said...

Ohhhh you remind me of my big sister Princess. She was really white and so pretty.
I am so happy you are such a great helper The Baby!!

bonkiebonk

The Creek Cats said...

So great to meet you, Baby! Wow! You're a beauty!!

We LOVE the header picture..... tooooo funny!

The Island Cats said...

Hi The Baby!! We love the picture of you sitting on the Puffy Cat!!

Fin said...

Hi Baby! What a cutie you are! I love you on top of the other cat!

Everycat said...

'Ello Baby, I think it's compulsory for white cats to roll in the earth. Have you asked your Mom & Dad to bring trays of assorted earths into the house so you may roll in comfort? You should!
It's very nice to meet you.

Whicky Wuudler

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

Such cute pics! You have some cute kitties fur sure.
--JB

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

WOW! Hi The Baby!