Crazy

Here I am sitting still for once in a Hammock!

And here I am asleep in my most common position upside down


Check out my long tail! It collects all sorts of fun stuff!

Preface from Mommy: We already had Kona when another long-haired mackeral tabby showed up on Chrismas eve two years ago...Kat Dad & I both love Hawaii and the name "Maui" seemed perfect. Little did we know that this silly guy was ADHD, nutty, and an acrobat-cat. We should have named him "Mr. Crazy"!

Maui: Hey guys! I was really hungry and it was cold out when this man put out some wonderful food for me and I ate it then a lady came out with more food so I ate that too and then the man picked me up and took me inside a house into a room where I ate twelve more cans of food and sprayed my manly stinky weewee all over and howled all night...

*GASP*

then I got shoved in a box and some other lady said I was quite a "tom" but she would fix that then I got sleepy and I woke up sore but still hungry so I kept eating cans of food and all the kibble I could hold.

Mommy Edit: Maui was the "tommiest" tom we've ever encountered. What a stinker, in every sense of the word. He sprayed and beat up on all his siblings. We ended up getting some drugs to smooth him out until the testosterone worked it's way out of his system.

The lady gave me icky things to eat every day but the food kept coming and I had lots of new friends to chase and make scream so I was happy and busy when I wasn't being sleepy all the time and guess what!!?? the people had all these boxes of SAND to do my bizness in and it was fantastic and I ...oh look! A Chicken! ooooh, false alarm....

So now I'm a lot calmer then I used to be and I sleep on the big bed when I'm not wrasslin' with my buddies or terrorizing the two gray cats there's just something about gray that drives me NUTS and makes me want to make them squeal like pussies oh wait, they ARE pussies darn

*WHEEZE*

So I like to jump high in the air and twist around and chase the red dot or string or feathers or anything that moves really and I have a lot of energy, when I'm not sleeping that is...that's my life up to now it's really interesting and fun and Mommy calls me "Mr. Swiffer" because I'm always full of static and debris and leaves and dirt stick to me all the time but that's OK because sometimes it's tasty and...

Mommy: Maui, That's enough for now...look...fresh laundry!

OOOOOOOO!! HERE I GO!!!!!!

Tomorrow, a more calm post!