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Sunday, May 29, 2011

Getting Ready for Bikini Season!

Kitties!

Salem here.

It's getting hot here in the Northern Hemisphere, and soon it'll be bikini season!  Or Speedo season.  Although Cats don't wear Speedos.  Or bikinis.
ANYWAY, in case some of you Cats have had a few too many Fancy Feasts, or chased the fevver a few times less than usual, here are six simple moves to fit you right back into your summer fur suit.
1.  Lie back and expose your tummy.

2.  Roll to the left.

3.  Streeeeeeeetch!

4.  Roll to the right.

5.  Streeeeeetch!

6.  Repeat elebenty times.

Stop whenever you get tired...

...or dizzy!

There you have it, Salem's Secret to Svelte!


Happy Sunday!

xx  Salem  xx
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55 comments:

  1. DebMay 28, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    I'm on it. Thanks Salem.

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  2. Quill and GreysonMay 28, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Mom is taking notes...

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  3. CatherineMay 28, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    Those are some terrific exercises Salem! Banjo and I both will practice them tomorrow morning! :)
    xo Catherine

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  4. AnonymousMay 28, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Wow! Salem you got it all figured out we thank you for the tips. Enjoy your Sunday and stay cool. Hugs and nose kisses

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  5. DonnaMay 28, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    That is good! I gonna try it. :)

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  6. the teacher's petsMay 28, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    I've just shared this workout with my cat peeps, Henry and Buster, and they have vowed to stick to your plan because their trunks (hee-hee) are not going to fit into their trunks!
    I'm sure Henry and Buster will ask but they're too embarrassed to do so sooooo could you please post advice on a weight loss diet? Do you recommend any specific diet?

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  7. UnknownMay 28, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    Dear Salem
    Yous has great form!
    Kozmo thinks yous is #1
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  8. Mr PuddyMay 28, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    MOL...I'm so sorry Miss Salem, But I have to laugh in the last session...Ha..Ha
    xoxo

    PS : I think your photo# 3 Look pretty sexy : )

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  9. Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'GeeMay 28, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    Yay, we can comment again! We is wondering if dat would work fur Speedy. He needs a diet and excersize and to stop stealing effuryones foods. He's a fat piggy and he don't care!

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  10. SheriMay 28, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    Great advice, Salem. Thanks for sharing your shape-up secrets. You're looking good!

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  11. Ellie and her three catsMay 28, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    oh my that is good advise. thank you!

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  12. Chloe and CecilMay 28, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    Salem,
    Tanks for the gweat advices and the demostwations! Wees awe pweety tiny , so da Mom would pwobably on lies let us do da stwetches!
    Now, Winston gained a bit of the wowly poowly belley, a 1/2 lb of it, so he may have to copy you plan!

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  13. GigiMay 28, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    After I recovered from my period of unconsciousness and picked myself up off the floor, I allowed myself to peek carefully through my toepads (taking care to look away often, so as not to faint again) at your voluptuous and intoxicating figure. Your JLLs alone send me swooning, you know, so the glory of your entire exposed underside was unimaginably exciting.

    You'll have to excuse me now. I need to lie down.

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  14. Angel SimbaMay 28, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Great exercise routine. And you do look dizzy in the last pic!

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  15. brokenteepeeMay 28, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    I can hear the music. Do you step?

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  16. Cheyenne -MillieMay 28, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    Summer fursuit!! Ha! Ha! That is a good one! My mom thinks I needs lots of exercise to fit into mine!!!!

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  17. Gemini and IchiroMay 28, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    I do that all the time...

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  19. mayaMay 28, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    it's getting cold here, but harley is looking a little tubby round the middle. i'll have to show him this post and get him stretching, especially with the new kitten starting to find her feet in the house. harley won't be able to keep up if he doesn't do some regular exercise!! thanks for sharing salem xxx

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  20. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalMay 29, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    Great pictures on the different moves !
    My mom say´s that she doesn´t care about beachseason 2011 , she is going to ame for bitch 2011 instead ;-)

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  21. Old KittyMay 29, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    Sexy sizzling Salem!! Me and Charlie are rolling around and stretching elebenty times as instructed!!! Yay!!!

    Take care
    x

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  22. Catio TalesMay 29, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    You and Stran-veli could make a mint selling feline exercise routines. But just watching your little tuxie tum is enough to get some of the mancats here overheated.

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  23. SparkleMay 29, 2011 at 1:47 AM

    I also recommend some high-impact cardio, so have your human pull out Da Bird or start throwing some fuzzy mice around!

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  24. Princess JasmineMay 29, 2011 at 1:48 AM

    I think mummy could do with those exercises hee he :)xx

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  25. CATachresisMay 29, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    Think you and Austin were separated at birth, Salem!!!

    Last pic caused some hilarity this side of the pond. Looked more like nip hangover to us =^..^=

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  26. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq)May 29, 2011 at 1:56 AM

    Thats a great workout routine. Here, we climb the kitty condo a lot. That werks good too.

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  27. Fuzzy TalesMay 29, 2011 at 2:33 AM

    Would this work for our mom? She hasn't worn a bikini since she was a teen or younger. :-P

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  28. Teddy WestlifeMay 29, 2011 at 3:50 AM

    You should release an exercise DVD or something Salem!

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  29. Milo and Alfie MarshallMay 29, 2011 at 4:20 AM

    No wonder yoo are in such good shape ~ fantatic fitness tips!

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  30. Brian's Home BlogMay 29, 2011 at 4:44 AM

    I'll bet you end up making an exercise video too, you've got all the moves!!!

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  31. MariodacatMay 29, 2011 at 5:08 AM

    Thanks Salem for the great advice. Good moves and I'll start exercising today cuz I has 2 pounds to lose.

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  32. Alasandra, The Cats and DogsMay 29, 2011 at 6:21 AM

    Good advice, we wonder if it works for beans.

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  33. The Island CatsMay 29, 2011 at 6:30 AM

    Wally is gonna hafta do that exercise for hours in order to fit into his speedo.

    Ernie

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  34. MargMay 29, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    We tried that but only made it through ninebenty times. We were exhausted. We need to get in better shape. Hope all of you have a super week end.

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  35. UnknownMay 29, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    Such a great idea miss salem. I have been having winter weight issues so Mommy bought me some special food to help.

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  36. Shaggy and ScoutMay 29, 2011 at 7:25 AM

    It's that "stop when you get tired" part that gets us every time.

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  37. KnatoleeMay 29, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    Salem, you iz very sexy, with or without bikini!

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  38. The Adventures of Scarlett and MellyMay 29, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    I am glad you posted this, Salem: I have noticed Scarlett doing those same moves and I was wondering what she was doing!

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  39. SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly SierraMay 29, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Cute post, Salem!!!!

    Happy Sunday and lotza love to y'all.

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  40. AnonymousMay 29, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Even that seems like too much work. I want to take a nap now.

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  41. Cats of Wildcat WoodsMay 29, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    Very impressive!!!! You will be in shape in no time.

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  42. Admiral HestorbMay 29, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Oh Salem..you're my HERO. If I keep eating an=d gaining and still keep deciding not to chase my fevvers too much. I will do those strenuous exercises. If Rupert is coming over to groom my chesty, I'm ready....

    xoxoxo

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  43. DaisyMay 29, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    Salem, the markings on your belleh are quite slimming, like you have an hourglass figure!

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  44. Felted HouseMay 29, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    I think the bit about stopping when you get tired is the reason I can't fit into my smaller jeans, I've been tired so much I've stopped, and then eaten biscuits. Well I shall have to concentrate more on the first part of your fitness regime instead. Perhaps if I roll more on the carpet Monty and Leo will join in! xx

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  45. DmaMay 29, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Ok now that you are in shape I want to see the speedo picture.

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  46. MariliaMay 29, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    That´s a good lesson! Thanks for share with us!!!!!
    Kisses

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  47. BeadedTailMay 29, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Thanks for sharing your secrets to your beautiful svelte figure Salem!

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  48. My Mind's EyeMay 29, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Salem you are a master at Yoga!!
    I tried to follow along but alas my Fancy Feast diet kept me flat on my back.

    Yes Georges are welcomed and Johnny is too but he CANNOT eat any kitties
    Hugs Madi

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  49. WillowMay 29, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Salem while getting svelte figure is important for the summer you should not lose all of your fluff. I keep a fluffy tummy because it makes me very soft.

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  50. AthenaMay 29, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    Salem, what a great routine! No wonder you have such a beautiful figure! I need to work a little on my, ahem, bellicular region.

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  51. Just DuckyMay 29, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Great exercise program. We add cardio and chase each other around.

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  52. meowmeowmansMay 29, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    Awesome Salem. Thanks for the great workout regimen ... we are so gonna do that!

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  53. CoryMay 29, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    Pawsome, is this like P90X for us kitties!!!? Woo hoo!

    I will purr that my comment doesn't get eaten. We've tried to leave messages for you for the past couple of days on other posts and we've not been able too...blogger has been eating them!

    xoxo Cory

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  54. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenMay 30, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    OMC this was funny!!! Will it work for the kitty mama's too? MOL!

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  55. CatsparellaMay 31, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    I'm going to try this right away!!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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