Kitties!
Salem here.
What do you mean, I can't repose on the stove?
I do it all the time when you're not looking.
Why does seeing me up here make any difference?
Fine.
I'll knock the egg carton you were saving off the counter and savage it.
Mommy, I am NOT square!
You clearly failed Geometry.
I am a Tailed Trapezoid. Hmmmph.
This egg carton is unruly.
I will squash it into submission.
Success!
My work here is done.
Happy Saturday!
XX Salem XX
You've done an excellent job!
ReplyDeleteWe never thought of egg boxes as toys before. Great idea!
ReplyDeleteKill that egg carton!
ReplyDeleteSalem, darling! How COULD you allow a post all about YOU, with no fewer than SIX (count 'em, SIX) pictures, to omit your JLLs?
ReplyDeleteAre you TOYING with Spitty? Trying to TANTALIZE him into using his Mancatly imagination? Is it hot in here?
I dunno, Salem - I think you could kill it some more!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fine idea! We'll have to get Mummy to save the egg cartons for us instead of trashing them in future.
ReplyDeleteLove, Cosmo and Ling
Great job you did with that egg carton !!!
ReplyDeleteWell Done Salem!!!
ReplyDeleteBravo! Salem, good job! You showed that egg carton who is boss, huh? Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteThis is the kitty quote for all time: "I do it all the time when you are not looking. Why does seeing me up here make any difference?"
ReplyDeleteBravo Salem! We like how, even tho you are surrounded by other kitty toys, you keep on shreddin :)
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, and HOllie
Nice work ! congratulations ! Never tried it with my cats and yesterday we had scrambled eggs !
ReplyDeleteArthur too likes the stove, unfortunately he had already switched it on and off and it's the ceramic cooking plate ! A plastic waterbottle melted and the package of cigarettes of Mr. G nearly went off in flames ! (I also don't know what cigarettes do on a cooking plate) We live a dangerous life ! Ever since nothing is on the ceramic plate anymore (except Arthur)
You call that killed ? Now come on Salem - there's plenty more to chew and spit out and destroy and roll in and distribute all over the lounge....
ReplyDeleteOh Bast, even yer kitchen utensils are in fancier things than ours are. MOL!
ReplyDeleteGood work!!! :sigh: I get into trouble whenever I do that.
ReplyDeleteVery well done Salem, you are good in this game! MOL
ReplyDeleteLooks a funny moment there!
Happy Saturday
Luna
Awesome trashing of the egg carton Salem!
ReplyDeleteHugs and snuggles
Dee
xx
There you go, Salem. I eggspect you are now eggzausted! >^,,^<
ReplyDeleteHaha! We've never seen anyone rip into an egg carton before, Salem. You have very impressive skills!
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th of July weekend to you all!
Good job savaging the egg carton. I like the word "savaging"!
ReplyDeleteGreat job Salem!! and you are one smart kitty.
ReplyDeleteWhat an eggcellent job you did on savaging that naughty egg carton Salem. The result was a furry artistic display.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Excellent work of that egg carton, Salem!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Saturday back to ya!
~ The Bunch
Eggcellent job destroying that egg carton, Salem!
ReplyDeleteMOL, you are precious, Salem!!!!!!! Good job on that egg crate!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Saturday to you and all your furblings, and to your mom and dad.
xxxxxxx
Drat! Mom threw out an egg carton two days ago!
ReplyDeleteSalem, you did a great job savaging that egg carton without even have to expend too much energy! You are our idol!
ReplyDeleteAwwww beautifully proportioned Salem!!! May your day be full of empty egg cartons to savage!! Yay!! take care
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HA HAHAHAHA laying on the stove when mom's not looking! I sneak up there sometimes too. They found out when mom went to work and came home to an entire loaf of bread shredded into a million pieces on the floor. ... it was benneh. -hansel
ReplyDeleteNew metaphor I can use in place of 'does a bear s#*t in the woods?..' 'Does Salem sit on a stove?'
ReplyDeleteGreat work, Salem, savaging that egg carton!
ReplyDeleteWe wuz egg carton toys! You handled that one like an expert!
ReplyDelete=^~^=
Salem, you are pawsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs Tillie & Georgia
HeeHee, Mom was really egging you on today Salem!
ReplyDeleteSalem, we are really impressed with your "trap and kill" skills!!...We hope you and your family enjoy a fun holiday weekend together, sweet friends!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteA tailed trapezoid! haha! Love this. Salem, you are one mischievous kitty! You are so sweet lounging on the egg carton. Who knew it had such possibilities!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have eggs in the carton so I can scramble 'em!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you made a good point about being on the stove when nobody's looking. What difference does it make? Can I quote you?
Thanks.
Tom
xoxo
Oh Salem...you are decisive, smart, strong and most gorgeous...you are a complete package!!\
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi
Unruly egg cartons have no place in a home with 13 cats. Glad you beat it into submission, Salem.
ReplyDeleteYou certainly have had a busy day!
ReplyDeleteWe heartily approve of your efforts. Thanks for visiting us. Think of the mischief we could dream up together!
ReplyDeleteOf course, you're allowed on the cabinets, sweet Salem! And, I thinks that egg carton had it coming! Happy Caturday!
ReplyDeleteWe love egg cartoons!!!!! Kisses guys, have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteHi Salem! It does make difference if you are seen. You should do it when nobody is watching :-)
ReplyDeleteYou shredded egg carton really good!! I never thought it to be a toy!
Have a happy holiday weekend :-)
You did a very good job on that egg carton Salem.
ReplyDeleteSalem...you are a femme fatale. Spitty is beside himself. He may have written to you from my houdse though...with hams on his lips...
ReplyDeleteSalem...I see the problem. Black cat...white stove. Why don't you whisper in The Baby's ear (or Sweet Pea's ear) and see if they can get away with sitting on the stove. But don't you dare turn on the burner if it looks like they are getting away with it!
ReplyDeleteGood job Salem. you are a very handsome boy - do you know that?
ReplyDelete"Tailed Trapezoid!!" FANTASTIC!! lol
ReplyDeleteI think Salem and Cody trade notes. Cody is notorious for going on top of the stove (when he knows he is NOT allowed to) How do I know? I have one of those ceramic or whatever they are, stove tops. I will walk over and actually see the remnants of PAW PRINTS...BUSTED!
I like your work Salem.
ReplyDeleteNo, won't be having a CATIO although I would love to but our deck is way too small for that. The cats will be lying out there on chairs enjoying the day and now it won't be so hot because of the cover. Today it was a scorcher.
Salem, that egg carton put up a good fight, but it was no match for you!!
ReplyDeleteWe are sure the egg carton deserved what it got. Excellent work, Salem!
ReplyDeleteHa..Ha.. I may late here, But impossible I will miss your post , Miss Salem ! Me and mom cracked up from #2 to last.
ReplyDeleteI just wanna say " Awesome Trash " Miss Salem "
xoxo
PS : I think I fall for you from this post : )
Miss Salem, you are vicious! Nice work exacting your revenge for your Mommie's rudeness
ReplyDeleteMs. Salem, I have only this to add:
ReplyDeleteYOU KILLED ITTTT!!!! YOU SOOO ROCK THE BLACK & WHITE SOCKS GURL!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Salem's work is done -- and yours has just begun.
ReplyDeleteWatch out sweet Salem ~ Banjo burnt his tummy once by jumping up onto the stove that was still hot!!
ReplyDeleteWreaking havoc on the egg carton is much safer. :)
xo Catherine
Salem, you are the cutest tailed trapezoid I have ever seen!
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