Kitties!
Sweet Pea here.
Bad Blair is having a Beach Bum Contest, and this is my entry...
A while back, Mommy and Daddy decided I needed a bath. WHY I needed one is beyond me.
Something about yellow, dirty bum, blah blah blah.
Clearly, they are insane.
So I decided to make the best of it, and pretend I was at the beach.
Here I am being towel-dried by a Handsome Hippy-Dippy Lifeguard, who rescued me from the water!
This is a bunch of Scairdy Kats, afraid to go into the water.
Pussies.
Maui is checking to see if the coney dog, fries, and cotton candy I ate had any good "residual".
*braaap*
'Tis better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it!
Time to attend to my furs...
I don't think I'll be going in for another dip for a while!
A LONG while.
XX Sweet Pea XX
Oh, but Sweet Pea you look so pretty, white and pink...you sure you won't be wanting to take another dip soon? Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteI don't blame you for not wanting to get dipped again. Man that is so wrong!
ReplyDeleteCC looks downright shocked.
ReplyDeleteAwww, you're cute, but you're not the happiest kitty I've seen today!! Will you make it through the humiliation? =)
ReplyDeleteMOL..Miss Sweet Pea, I take note ! Next time, I will try to push the air back to the front to do burp..ha..ha..ha..Not sure I can do it ! but in general, it's not totally waste, I always share the smell to my dad or my mom..heh..heh
ReplyDeleteAnd I sure you will win the contest ! Purrs for good luck
xoxo
A www sweet pea while you might not have liked it look how clean and fresh you look!
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Momm my M and The Garrison
I am thinking you look a bit like a drowned rat.
ReplyDeleteSherpa the Farm cat looked like this once. he was not happy
Sweet Pea--What is WRONG with your Humans?? Didn't they perform this same indignity on The Baby and Tiny Johnson--and maybe some other hapless victims as well. Will they nefur learn?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, if my Human ever tried that? Well, some things are best left alone.
You do look all white & clean, though.
Baths are a big problem for us light colored kitties - we seem to get them more often then others.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Genghis
Whoa, Sweet Pea, you look absolutely disgruntled! I hope you made your displeasure at being bathed VERY clear to your humans!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha! I love the picture where the rest of the cats are looking like " What the heck happened to you?"
ReplyDeleteI can't honestly say that this has ever happened to me. I have no idea what being submerged in water would feel like and I have NO intention of EVER finding out. You seem to have taken it in your stride and I didn't see any bloodlettings.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Sweetpea,
ReplyDeleteIf that's the price you have to pay to go to the beach party, I think I'll pass. purrrrrr *giggles*
That looked terrible! I bet you looked really nice and white when you dried off! Purrs.
ReplyDeleteClearly yoor pawrents are insane. We'z sed it afore, we'll say it again...hoomans is weerd.
ReplyDeletePoor baby, imagine having to get a bath! Hope you dry out quickly. Hugs Anesha :)
ReplyDeleteOh Sweet Pea, you are so white, it's dazzling!
ReplyDeleteOMG Sweet Pea the torture!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Sweet Pea... whilst being bathed just keep thinking Pawsitive thoughts!
ReplyDeleteMom has yet to dip me in the waters, and she had best not. You were very brave, Sweet Pea.
ReplyDeleteWell if going to the beach does that to you, I'll stay up country - and up wind! Thanks >^oo^<
ReplyDeleteHaha ~ but I bet you smelled good and looked so nice and floofy after your dip in the pool!!! ;)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
Sweet Pea you had such a good time! When I go to the "beach" Vicki and Paul have to wear long sleeves and leather gloves.....I hate the water
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, a bath? With real water? YUCK-A-ROO!
ReplyDeleteOh gorgeous Sweet Pea!! You are a true beach babe!! Yay!! Take care
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Oh my! that looks scary!
ReplyDeleteYou are much braver than I am, mama. I would have wailed like a banshee!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you kitties for purring for our Fui. We love having such great friends :)
-Lishy
Oh Sweet Pea, you are very brave to let them do that to you. Believe us, we not allow that to happen. Hope the cotton candy was yummy. Take care.
ReplyDeleteWhere are all the babes in bikinis?
ReplyDeleteWOW--you are so brave! I admire you. I'm glad the Hippy Dippy lifeguard what there to snuggle you warm. And the part where you said your parents were insane..? Humans are kinda like that...
ReplyDeleteNoir
Bonjour Sweet Pea,
ReplyDeletewow a bath! I think you are so brave, I would be very mad! MOL
But now I bet you are smelling some perfume!
You are adorable!
purrs
Luna
Oh Sweat Pea this is a wonderful picture! Consider it entered even though it is a little bit late!
ReplyDeleteMommy made me look and look at this so I would not think all my furs would fall off and that I would drown. But I kn ow all my furs would fall off and I would drown.
ReplyDeleteYou poor thing - I am putting a censor on this post so my humans don't get an ideas. FAZ
ReplyDeleteSweet Pea - can things get any worse - a bath - only the furless should take baths in the hope of growing beautiful furs when they are clean.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Sweet Pea, our mommy is laughing and laughing for some reason but we do not think your trip to the beach looked the least bit fun at all!
ReplyDeleteOh Sweet Pea, if I had known you needed help I would have come and rescued you from the water myself.
ReplyDeletePurrs Flynn
Sweet Pea, I hadded to haf a baf once and it was terrible! I think you are furry optimistic to spin it as a trip to the beach. You do look nice and clean though!
ReplyDeleteLove that picture of you joining the other cats on the catio!
ReplyDeleteThey're like: "Dude, what happened to you...?" And on instant alert should they become the next victim!
Hmmmm. That does not seem *quite as much fun as a real day at the beach!
ReplyDeleteSweet Pea... Do not fight me, but I'm laughing so much about this post. Sorry dear!
ReplyDeleteWe just saw that you are one of the contest winners. Concatulations! We're glad all the indignity you endured will benefit a charity. Yay! (We love the look on C.C.'s face when he saw you after a dip in the "ocean".)
ReplyDeleteThat is just so wrong! But we must admit ... you look so clean and white now. :)
ReplyDeleteSweet Pea, you are good for a good laff!
ReplyDeleteGoing for a dip!!!!! WOW!! You are brave ;) However , you do look stunning all white and clean ;) Still, we would not want to do it either :/
ReplyDeletePurrs Tillie and Georgia
Sweet Pea
ReplyDeleteWe don't blame you one bit!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥
We are all imagining how gleaming white and shiny your furs were after your day at the beach!
ReplyDeleteDo you know that Figgy voluntarily sits in the sink?? Meow about insane!
OH NO !!!! Poor Sweet Pea ^..^
ReplyDeleteThank Cod! da mom hasn't done dat to me yet..... tho dere are timez she'z come pretty close..... when i ofur eat & getz da poopz......
:(
Den she putz a clothespin on her noze and i getz my butt washed and a Butt Cut ! ^..^
But you sure lookz nice and Pretty now ^..^
Purrz & Kissez ~ Penelope
Sweet Pea, honey, I know you live in the desert and all, and maybe haven't seen the ocean a lot... but that ain't the beach!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Sweet Pea! We can't believe you had to suffer the indignity of that bath! But at least you made the best of it by turning it into a beach party!!
ReplyDeleteOh theese one is a good one! ("checking to see if the coney dog, fries, and cotton candy I ate had any good residual", made us mew for sure!)
ReplyDeleteI gotted a bath too. (shuddering)~Scylla
ReplyDeleteCC's expression is priceless!
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