Kitties!
May Ling here, and I have EXCITING NEWS!
We got our revenge on Mommy for leaving us. Without asking first.
First, we had to lull her into a false sense of security, so last night we Snuggled Like Wussies deigned to grace her bed with our wonderful selves.
Then we clued Daddy in on our Plot...since he's the photographer.
He was game!
A little background first:
Our Mommy is a Fashion Philistine.
She's clean, she's neat, and she administers a mean tushie spankin'...but coordinating outfits are beyond her. She wears some real lulus. Thank Cod our color vision isn't the best, the patterns she puts together are horrifying enough.
So on to our revenge...
May we present:
Mommy!
Niiiiiiiiiiice.
Amazingly, she chose a black shirt to wear with this monstrous melange. The Fashion Fairy must have clubbed her over the head sprinkled some magic dust on her this morning.
Oh and going All Sexy is not gonna rescue this "outfit". Nothing will.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Just wait 'til Mommy sees this...
Happy Friday!
XX May Ling XX
Now that is an outfit! Love the socks.
ReplyDeleteNice socks!
ReplyDeleteWe are traumatised. Please send us those socks for us to hide furball yak in
ReplyDeleteMay Ling, this is just not fair. All you have to do is show up in your gorgeous fur. Have some empathy for poor beans who would be gasp NAKED if they didn't put stuff on. Oh. I forgot. You're a cat. You don't do empathy. Not possible.
ReplyDeleteMay Ling, it was glorious to see your stunning face and outstretched paws in the photo. For the love of C
ReplyDeleteOD why didn't you stop there. My eyes are bleeding now.
But I must admit it's a nice revenge. And it must have been served cold owing to the those socks.
Alas, I have no words.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
I think your Mommeh looks pretty stylin'. Your bitterness over being abandoned is clouding your objectivity.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
Well, one of da stripes in her sox matches dem pants...we're not saying it was good, but at least something matched!
ReplyDeleteDear Cod, are we sposed to sleep tonight? And where did those SHOES come from? May Ling, your expression in the last photo says it all. If any of you ever needs a place to stay, you can come over here. We don't have exciting things like scorpions and lizards, but we do have stink bugs - lots of them.
ReplyDeleteI dress like that sometimes... I mean, if it's comfortable, why not? Although, I have to say the last picture is the funniest!
ReplyDeleteWell, I had to say it is a more INTERESTING look than my human's wardrobe. She mostly wears black. ALL black. With a little cat fur mixed in.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes!!! It's burnin mine eyes!!! Will I efur see again?!?
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteI wonder about the shoes; are they different, one seems to be "tied", the other one not... But I can't laugh too hard, because I am the same, I just don't feel like clothing myself, in my eyes to be clothed is just the difference of being naked... Whem I am inside I wear night dresses, all week-ends long if possible...
Smoochies to you, kittens!
looloo
Thank goodness for the black shirt! Some stuffing and catnip in those socks would make them decent toys to bite and kick...
ReplyDeleteevil revenge but we like it
ReplyDeleteha ha ha...for your mom
~BoBo Salem~
Meow Meow Family
May Ling!!! You're so evil! But I like....vengeful. That should teach them beans. purr...meow!
ReplyDeleteMummy is loving the socks. You know, your mummy could start a new craze :)xx
ReplyDeleteAustin's Mom: Welcome to my world!
ReplyDeleteAustin: I feel sick!
We're having to take a moment ... excuse us!
:~}
Hahahaha!!! I like the way your Mom was posing to be sexy.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful May Ling!!! Me and Charlie have a confession!! WE LOVE MUMMY'S SHOES!!!!! Yay!!!
ReplyDeleteTake care
x
OMC!!! Isn't revenge sweet??? I must say May Ling you look positively, deliciously EVIL in the last picture - GORGEOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! My Mommeh would probably wear that outfit herself... except for the socks.
ReplyDeleteI think your mom looks pretty good. I know Pellie is a little envious of her striped stockings.
ReplyDeleteI'd probably be homeless if I posted pictures of some of the getup Pellie wears around the house.
Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend.
Purrs,
Genghis
Good heavens! All the mom can say is to tell your mom to visit Pia's blog--The World According to Pia--if she hasn't already. Pia is well known for her love of funky socks and her love of shoes. :-P
ReplyDeleteRevenge is very sweet! xx
ReplyDeleteNow that is a cool outfit. The socks are so special. Too funny. Guess you kitties got your revenge. That was very norty of Mom to just leave without notice. Take care.
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless - lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMC - what a great revenge. I hope Dad has the camera rolling when she discovers this was published.
ReplyDeleteWow! That outfit is really something! (AAB tells me to be polite and leave things open-ended and vague.)
ReplyDeleteThat first picture of you is da bomb, May Ling! You have lots of colors!
those socks are, um, something.
ReplyDeleteTee hee. Your mom is workin' those socks!
ReplyDeleteWe gotta say, our Mom can look the same way, well, except for the socks. She likes hers to be pink and green!
ReplyDeleteIt makes our eyes hurt sometimes to see her, but being the food purrson, we are nice to her.
Happy Friday!!
~ The Bunch
We think you are too hard on your mom. We love her shoes--and the socks are funky too.
ReplyDeleteWhat fun, great revenge!
ReplyDeleteMOL....I know my mom is glad Dad doesn't know how to operate her new camera and that I don't have thumbs...
ReplyDeleteIn your Mom's defense...her outfit matches...
Hugs Madi
Great revenge and I am so sorry to your mum but what was she thinking MOl.. Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes! Did she go out in opublic in that outfit? Wow! That is some sweet revenge! Surely she will think twice before leaving without permission again!
ReplyDeleteWe loved your "revenge" pictures!!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
This is soooo funny! May Ling, you are not to be messed with! I'm sure glad you're not at my house! I would be doomed. I love your expression in that last picture.
ReplyDeletep.s. Tell your mom we loved her "sexy" pose!
What a nice Welcome Home surprise HeeHee! Happy weekend all!
ReplyDeleteWell, at least with that outfit your daddy will never lose her in the sea of people in Vegas! He just needs to look where efurryone else is looking!
ReplyDeletePeeS: Our mommy wishes she had the courage to wear something like that but she hides in black all the time.
Tres Cool!
ReplyDeleteYous should see some of the get ups our Mommy wears!
Kisses
Nellie
May Ling this plan may be backfire if the Fashion Police arrest her... who will give you your noms??!!! (Still though - revenge is sweet MOL!!!)
ReplyDeleteSuperb revenge, May Ling! The Fashion Fairy must have been a bit hung over on pixie wine...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! OMC, that was funny.
ReplyDeleteHe , He :)
ReplyDeleteI think that was a cute revenge !
I better not show my mom those socks :)
Love your laugh, May Ling! The perfect revenge. Because you know, things live forever on the internets!
ReplyDeleteMOL. Mai Ling, that was some good revenge ... we loved how you were laughing in that last picture, too!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a Munchkin.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh.
Monstrous Melange... we just LOVE a good turn of phrase!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Momma has a pair that looks just like the ones your momma's wearing. it's shaped like feet and kinda creepy looking. momma pokes my nose with her toes when she wears them. I wish i could shred them....
ReplyDeleteWhat one wears in one's own home is never wrong. A privilege granted by mortgage payments. Personally, I never pay more than $5 for a t-shirt worn in the house. Logos are not important. Too many claws making too many little holes. You guys are really hard on clothes.
ReplyDeleteIs your mom, like, on cough syrup?
ReplyDeleteNow that was pretty frightening, May Ling!!
ReplyDeleteLOL oh I am laughing out loud! You kitties are naughty! But look what a good sport that mom is. I don't know, I think she 'sexied' up those socks nicely....hahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou are good for the spirits my friend!
xo Catherine
Oh come on! Mommy has STYLE!!! You don't want some cookie-cutter mommy who wears power suits. You have a one-of-a-kind mommy. Lucky cats!
ReplyDeletePS I want those pants. They look super comfy.