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Friday, June 21, 2013

Breaking News--Box Bites Cat!

Kitties!



Felix here, with a tale guaranteed to make your furs stand on end.

The coffeemaker expired.

But that's not the worst of it.

After the air cleared from Mommy's Blue Language--boy, she's cranky without her coffee--the peeps rushed down to Wally World to purchase a replacement.

Naturally, we got the box.
I was Highly Suspicious.  
You never know with boxes--so I gave the outside a thorough inspection.
Check!

The inside seemed fairly innocuous...

...at first... 
...so I delved deeper.  Everything was good...

...until it went terribly wrong: 
HELP!!!!

Daddy ran to my rescue, and I ran sauntered away. 

Kitties, I was right, feeling skeptical about that box--it's a Cat Eater!
I was lucky to escape with my life.


Happy Friday!

XX  Felix  XX
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44 comments:

  1. brokenteepeeJune 20, 2013 at 8:16 PM

    Ooooooooh, attack box! Beware!

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  2. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq)June 20, 2013 at 8:24 PM

    WOWSERS! An that looked like a GOOD box!

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  3. Sweet PurrfectionsJune 20, 2013 at 8:36 PM

    Yikes! We can't imagine a box that bites!

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  4. Team TabbyJune 20, 2013 at 9:01 PM

    You needs to watch out for some of dem boxes Felix! They look good on the outside, but you never know until it's too late. Thank goodness your daddy was there to rescue you!

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  5. The Cat GuyJune 20, 2013 at 9:05 PM

    wow, that looks very scary! Glad you were able to get away. You might consider taking out your anger on the new coffee maker. Show it who's boss.

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  6. BeadedTailJune 20, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    We didn't know boxes could be scary but that one sure is! We're glad you escaped! We hope your daddy didn't giggle like our mommy did when that box tried to eat you!

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  7. Angel Prancer PieJune 20, 2013 at 9:39 PM

    Our Keurig box was great. We didn't know it had homicidal tendencies. HahahaMeow!

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  8. Pasha's MommyJune 20, 2013 at 9:48 PM

    That was horrifying to watch!!!! Our mommy had to cover our eyes when it got really scary!

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  9. Photo CacheJune 20, 2013 at 10:25 PM

    holy cow, that was a close shave. we have no purrsonal experience with coffee maker boxes so we don't know. thanks for the warning.

    emma and buster

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  10. Catio TalesJune 20, 2013 at 10:35 PM

    Was the last kitty in that box owned by someone called Schrödinger ? I guess we'll never know.

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  11. Summer at sparklecat.comJune 21, 2013 at 12:55 AM

    Felix, that box could be the basis for a kitty horror film!

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  12. The Furries of WhisppyJune 21, 2013 at 1:24 AM

    *GULP* That was a close shave!

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  13. Crafting QueenJune 21, 2013 at 4:28 AM

    What a bad box! Glad you are safe now. :)

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  14. Jane and ChrisJune 21, 2013 at 5:53 AM

    Can't look! Can't look! Can't look!
    The REAL Maple Syrup Mob
    xxxxx

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  15. Barb June 21, 2013 at 6:07 AM

    Hey, look! It's a K-Kat!

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  16. SultanJune 21, 2013 at 7:06 AM

    Force of nature.

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  17. Old KittyJune 21, 2013 at 7:14 AM

    Oh goodness! Felix!! Thank heavens dad was there to rescue you! Phew!!! Bad box! Nice coffee maker!! :-) Take care
    x

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  18. Forty PawsJune 21, 2013 at 7:36 AM

    Oh my Dawg! Bad box! We are so glad that your Daddy rescued you! Boxes can be evil sometimes. Just sayin...

    Your Mom and Dad will love the Keurig! Maw lufs hers!!!!!

    Luf, Us

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  19. DmaJune 21, 2013 at 7:41 AM

    When boxes attack...

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  20. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensJune 21, 2013 at 8:07 AM

    Oh Felix, you are very lucky and brave indeed

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  21. Ivan from WMDJune 21, 2013 at 8:23 AM

    Thank Cod that box didn't bite your head clean off, Felix!

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  22. LinJune 21, 2013 at 8:24 AM

    Hahaha! I hate it when the box fights back....and wins.

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  23. Ann BoyajianJune 21, 2013 at 8:26 AM

    Wow, close call. Very scary story! Our mom wouldn't let us watch this horror film, since we are too young and we might have nightmares.

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  24. Random FelinesJune 21, 2013 at 8:48 AM

    holey smokes (yeah we know - mom thinks she is funny)..... gonna have to be careful of boxes from now on - we had no idea they could fight back!!

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  25. TamagoJune 21, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    Oh no, cat eating box! What a scary experience you had ..glad you are okay. We must be aware that not all the boxes are our friend!

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  26. CATachresisJune 21, 2013 at 10:26 AM

    This is a horror story!!! Never saw that coming!! *sniggers*

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  27. FurriesJune 21, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    Oh my goodness, you almost had a box accident. Good thing dad was there to make that unruly box behave!

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  28. da tabbies o trout towneJune 21, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    dood...furst we hope yur moms flounder knee wrap iz doin good, we hasnt been by this way ina few...

    thurd...we hope her knee iz doin aye oh kay even with out de use ore flounder....

    88th, we dunno whata ocuous iz ore how it got inn de box but if itz anythin like vizshuz squirrel....

    hay...way kewl scratchin post ya has ther !!

    heerz ta a grate week oh end everee one

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  29. Brian's Home BlogJune 21, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    Oh my, I hate it when that happens, especially when someone is taking pictures!

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  30. My Mind's EyeJune 21, 2013 at 12:16 PM

    SO THAT WAS THE NOISE WE HEARD COMING FROM THE WEST? YOUR MOM HAVING A CAFFEINE FIT!! MINE WOULD DO THE SAME. SHE CALLS MORNING COFFEE
    HER JOY JUICE
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  31. ANGEL ABBYGRACEJune 21, 2013 at 12:25 PM

    Felix you can never be too careful with those boxes. And our Mommy loves her Keurig too!

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  32. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenJune 21, 2013 at 3:18 PM

    OHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY COD!! You are right! The pot breaking was bad enough!! (Mom's broke a couple of months ago and you would have thought a tornado had hit our house she was so upset! She should just run an IV of coffee, she drinks THAT much of it!)...anyway, then you get your head stuck???!! Thank COD you are ok and that you were rescued!
    Love, Cody

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  33. Cara n CrewJune 21, 2013 at 3:29 PM

    hmmm...we're not sure what is worse...a mom without her coffee fix or an attacking box...

    pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  34. MargJune 21, 2013 at 3:44 PM

    Oh no, a very norty box. Yikes. That must have been so scary. Thanks for demostrating what those silly boxes can do to you. Glad the Dad rescued you. Too funny. Sorry we are laughing.

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  35. Memories of Eric and FlynnJune 21, 2013 at 3:58 PM

    Yikes! That box was like a wolf in sheep's clothing. It looked all friendly and welcoming until it got you in it's clutches.

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  36. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesJune 21, 2013 at 3:58 PM

    Wow, a good box, with a bad attitude! Glad you escaped!

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  37. Shaggy and ScoutJune 21, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    When we saw that porthole we thought it would be a great fun box to have...now we see it was actually an evil lure for an unsuspecting kitteh!

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  38. The Island CatsJune 21, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    OMC! We love boxes...but definitely not THAT one! We hope your daddy put it out of its evil misery so it will never bite you again.

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  39. Cats Herd YouJune 21, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    OMC, the coffeemaker broke? That really is an emergency, But not as much of am emergency as your being attacked by the box. Boxes are supposed to be our friends. Our partners in crime. That box has no manners.

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  40. Kitties BlueJune 21, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    Those holes in that box looked like they had something nefarious in mind, but that was really nervy to grab you around the neck. Good thing your dad was there to rescue you. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  41. Linda @ A La CarteJune 21, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    So glad Daddy came to the rescue! Those boxes can be very dangerous!!

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  42. SakuJune 21, 2013 at 6:45 PM

    OMC....how lucky you was to escape Felix!
    We hopes no other kitties were hurt in the near catastrophe!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  43. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)June 22, 2013 at 8:55 AM

    Thanks Felix and dad for doing this PSA on box safety.

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  44. Cathy KeishaJune 22, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    Coffee is just no good for anybodies health.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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