Kitties!
Do you know what these are?
Of course you do, they're some poor, blunted cat's Pointy Bits!
What's worse is that they were removed with nary a mew of protest from this dribbling lap fungus:
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Rupert, you are a sooky la la momma'a boy.
Names, schmames. I have the best seat in the house!
Happy Tuesday!
XX Rupurrrrrt XX
Maxwell: dood, I *love* being a momma's boy. Just meowing. So there.
ReplyDeleteComfy is as comfy does - or something like that
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteIt's ok to be a Mommy's boy, though.
Goodness - did you just hold out your paws and extend ? So neat, and no blood (human). Impossible here.
ReplyDeleteThe only one here who complains about getting her nails clipped is Binga. And she complains loudly. But the last time, my human even managed to get hers done without too much fuss - back claws too!
ReplyDeleteGracie goes into hysterics if I even THINK of clipping her nails - always has - and she has the sharpest ones too. Wish she was so compliant! T.
ReplyDeleteThe only time anyone has EVER clippy-clawed ME is when I was knocked the hell out and then they were ALSO clipping something a LOT worse than my claws.
ReplyDeleteohhhhhhh! No one, I mean NO ONE takes our pointy bits without a fight.
ReplyDeleteExcept Madison. He's a big ol' suck up.
*retracting claws*
Cory
Yikes! Hmm, something tells me I'm not clipping far enough.. No wonder their claws grow back so fast!
ReplyDeleteYou sure look comfy Rupert! Worth giving up the claws!
THere is no way my humans will get near my toes! lol You do have a great seat, enjoy. :)
ReplyDeleteRupert, you is one one smart grayball! Haters gonna hate. Let 'em. ;)
ReplyDeleteIf the woman did that she would need someone to stem the bleeding and call an ambulance.
ReplyDeleteThe Paw Relations
Ashton is totally a momma's girl, but there is no clipping of the claws. That only happens at the v-e-t.
ReplyDeleteUmm, I have a confession. I had never had my nails clipped until I had my teefs done and attacked the vet and the techs. I always kept them short but extra sharp by going on walks and climbing trees. Mum never noticed until I tried to sharpen my claws on the carpet and my feet were just sliding over the top. Now they grow too long and I just lie there and purr while she clips them off.
ReplyDeleteDid you get treats after, Rupert? Or was having Mommy's lap ALL TO YOURSELF the treat?
ReplyDeleteOh, that's nice you didn't have a fight. Nobody likes nail-trimming day here.
ReplyDeleteThey are impressive points!
ReplyDeleteThe REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxxx
rupert- you have it all wrong. those aren't supposed to come off. they are supposed to hook inside mom's skin.
ReplyDeleteAwwww lovely Rupert!!! You so deserve the best seat in the house! Yay! take care
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Rupert are you tickling your nose with your tail - watch out for a big sneeze!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
OMCS RUPURRRT
ReplyDeleteYOU HAD A SERIOUS MAN-I-CURE.
ARE THEY ARTIFICIAL TIPS THEY ARE VERY LONG
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Oh my stars ~ I wish Banjo would sit nice when I try to do his nails!! I can only do one a day when he's sleeping. I have to sneak up on him. :(
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
And just what is wrong with being a mamma's boy?
ReplyDeleteThose are some impressive trimmings, Rupert! Ain't nothing wrong with being a Momma's Boy ;)
ReplyDeletesnicker..... we love that you LURV your mommy Rupert :)
ReplyDeleteSo where's all the blood, then???
ReplyDeleteRupert, you are a sweet boy! We don't mind pawdicures either.
ReplyDeleteRupert , you look the epitome of contentment - some advantages of being da mama's boy!
ReplyDeleteMindy
Moe
Cookie
Mike
I used to get mah nails kwipped. :) Heehee.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOO no no no no no. Mommy...don't EVEN go there! I has teefs.
ReplyDelete"Dribbling Lap Fungus" is so completely creative for a nickname. Whoever thought of that one is a genius. Don't let the others give you any grief, Rupert. All pawrents appreciate at least one good kitty per household. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteFor anyone worried about how much to clip, look for the quick or pink part and clip below it. If still nervous, just clip about a quarter inch.
ReplyDeletebeing mama's boy is all the rage now you know.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
oh man.....
ReplyDeletewhat? is there supposed to be something embarrassing about being a Mom's special fur baby??? Seriously??!! come on guys...just "gellouse"...heh...heh
ReplyDeleteNot happening here....the nail clipping thing that is! Mom is furry afraid of our claws, MOL
ReplyDeleteBut the lap thing...that we totally understand!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
those were some seriously impressively long claws!!
ReplyDeleteWith you sitting on your mom like that, Rupert, we bet she's glad those nails are trimmed!
ReplyDeleteOah My goodness!!
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow Cat! When your mom cuts nails, she isn't playing around! We had to put our eyes back in our heads and MMM ran under the bed pronto.
ReplyDeleteRUPERT?! What teh What is wrong with you? What? do you fink these things grow back or sumfing? You is a crazy Momma's boy, that fer sure.
ReplyDeleteLounge Mommy can call you whatever she wants...the fact remains that you got the prime real estate there, buddy!
ReplyDeletedribbling lap fungus. quite possibly the best 'whateverthosearecalled' thingys ever.
ReplyDeletewe approve
would you like another just like that one?
we can send her cheap
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan