Weirdness

Friends and Kitties!

Sheebie here.

I have some disturbing humorous interesting weird news to report.  

There's a Rhinoceros at work.

No, not a working rhino, rather, an actual physical animal where *I* am employed...and I have photographic evidence:

Hello there!

Here's the story--I'm at work, pumping sludge into the drying beds (because no matter what I do, it's always all about "the poop"--not really actual poop in this situation but that's my brain at it's finest) and I notice an animal-like silhouette out of the corner of my eye.  My first thought was "man, that's a big f---ing lizard" (without the "---") and my second thought was "and it's not moving, either--what the hell is that?"  So I walked over to check it out...and people, it was a plastic rhino, nearly a foot long, and it had been placed on this rock, deliberately--there's no other explanation!

I almost wet my pants laughing.

Consider this:  Where I work is completely fenced and gated, so Sir Rhino was brought to work by Employee X and placed there, deliberately.  Who does this?  What kind of statement does this make?  What purpose does a plastic toy rhinoceros serve at work?  Moreover, who the heck manufactures miniature rhinoceri?  It's not like they're attractive as a centerpiece...

In any case, I've had elebenty kinds of fun this week, telling people that there's a rhinoceros at work, then showing the photo and telling the story.  Everybody seems just as enchanted as I by the whole thing--but nobody's 'fessd up to it--maybe that's even better.

Have I mentioned that I just love where I work?

Happy Sunday, and have a Great Week!

XX  Sheebie  XX