Unrepentant

Kitties!

Rupert here.

Guess what?

Tuesday night I leaped off of Mommy like a great big oaf and left a HUGE *ahem* "mark" on her right chesticle, dead center.  Right through her shirt.  With bluds!

She had to put a band-aid (British = plaster) on it--SCORE.

I bet I'm gonna get my talons whacked, but kitties, it was so totally worth it after her callous abandonment of me us last week.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Rupert  XX

In Which Mommy Gets Revenge

Kitties!

The Mommy here.

It has come to my attention that my highly refined Sense of Fashion has been seriously maligned by this feline:

The light of a thousand suns is less blinding than your horrifyingly misguided version of haute couture, Mommy.  I speak only the truth.

Well.  How embarrassing.

  I admit that perhaps--and only rarely--my outfits aren't always totally catwalk-ready...but c'mon, everybody knows that tie-dye is a neutral, and furthermore, polka dots go with everything; 'specially if the polka dots are heart shaped.  In my opinion (which, since I have the thumbs is the only one that counts) my ensembles generally teeter on the precipice of drab, which is why I like to throw on a bright neon-colored pair of Crocs to liven up my Look.

However, as an optimist I like to look on the bright side of any situation, Tiny J--cos now I have a great excuse to post these photos of you!

::diggity dig dig dig scratch dig excavate dig to China sniff scratch dig::

SSSSSSSSssssssssssssss...

::wiggle::

::inspect::

::bury cover scratch scratch scratch::

hee hee hee...revenge is sweet.

Happy Friday!

XX  The Devious Mommy  XX