Mystery Meezer

Kitties!

May Ling here.

The mystery toesies in yesterday's post were mine!

Earlier, I was snuggling on the sofa with Mommy.  Also, I was keeping an eye on the two rambunctious fluffmeisters (because they tease me) sleeping on the table behind us. 

Mommy likes this photo--not because it's any great shakes, but check out the shadow of my head on the sofa from the light of the TV--I'm making the bat signal!  Pretty cool, eh?

Happy Caturday!

XX  ML  XX

Hard Work

Kitties!

Maui here.

Mommy is teaching herself to knit, and it is so much fun, helping.

I am worn out.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Maui  XX

"T" is for Troublemaker

Kitties!

Insane Mister Crazypants Maui here.

After shooting the tube a half dozen times, running the skyways on the Catio, bouncing around the house like my feets have springs on 'em, terrorizing Felix, wrassling with May Ling, chasing the red dot, and beating up my toys, I'm ready for some FUN!

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Maui the Maniac  XX

The Planets Collide

Kitties!  

TJ here.

Me and Maui are the two biggest cats in the house these days* and when we sleep together our collective mass warps the fabric of space time bed and we gradually coalesce into one big hot furry suPURRnova.

Mommy likes to call us The Planets--we both have lots of pals circling us like little moons--and for some reason (which I'm sure you can imagine--ed.) she chose to nickname us after two of the gas giants in our solar system, Jupiter and Uranus.  *I* am Jupiter, thank Cod, because Mommy thinks it is the epitome of wit to spot Maui and crow "Here's Uranus!"  

In front of company, even.

Which is maybe why we're sleeping bum-to-bum here...hiding our black holes!

Happy Caturday!

XX  John and Maui  XX

 *Sylvester was the largest at nearly 20 pounds; Mommy called him "Neptune".

An Experiment

Kitties!

The Mommy sprinkled catnip on some toys.  Let's see what happens... 

I don't do nip, Mommy.

***IGNORE***

wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Happy Monday!

XX  Felix, Maui, and May Ling  XX

Extra! Extra!

Kitties!

Maui here.

Daddy got a parcel, and guess what--there was newspaper stuffed inside for packing!

It's fabulous.

Happy Sunday!

XX  Maui  XX

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One Word Wednesday

Dètente

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Maui and Rupert, Sworn Enemies  XX

Poor, Poor Maui

Kitties!

Maui here.

I had a terrible week last week.  It was a truly awful, horrible, no-good, vile, ghastly, and--most importantly--a heinous to my anus sort of week.

Because, after the first enema (and subsequent poopsplosions) of two weeks ago my trains still weren't running on time.  Or at all, actually.  So off to the vet I was hauled, singing the song of my people in the car, the lobby, and the examination room:

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Turns out I was really Really REALLY backed up, but after two days, FOUR enemas and a manual disimpaction I'm pleased to report that my trains are finally leaving the station!  Right now I'm getting lactulose and cisapride squirted down my gullet twice daily to help things along, and boy oh boy, do I feel better.  I'm a maniac crazypants playful boy again!  The peeps helicopter over me every time I bust a move towards The Box so it's a good thing I prefer to poop at night--but somehow Mommy can tell which deposit is mine (he's not as sneaky as he thinks--ed.) and I've been "productive" for five days in a row so far...so if I keep up the good work for a month I can start weaning my medicine and see how it goes, heh heh.

Mommy says for the amount of money she's spent I'd better start pooping gold, but naturally she's a rude thing.  Plain old poop is good enough for her.

Happy Friday!

XX  Maui  XX

Well, Poop.

Kitties!

Maui here.

A word of advice:  If, for some reason, you find yourself in The Box, trying to poop--but the poop won't come--do not, I repeat, DO NOT think a little serenade will help things move along.

It doesn't.

What a song does do is bring your Mommy's (or Dad's) attention to your pooping, or as the case may be, lack thereof...and the next thing you know you are at the vet getting warm water squirted up your spot #13!  And then...well...you know...let's just say some personal records for length and volume were achieved and leave it at that.

*whew*

And if that weren't enough, because of the inevitable poopy pants untidyness not one, but TWO butt baths occurred, along with numerous warm wet washcloths applied to my (by now somewhat raw) nether regions.

The crowning indignity, however, was this:

Yes, a DIAPER.  

Tie dyed (for style), but still...a diaper!

First not enough poop, then too much...Mommy is impossible to please.

So remember, kitties--No singing in the box, ever.

Don't say you weren't warned.

Happy Thursday!

XX  Clean-as-a-whistle Maui  XX

Gamete Giddiness

Kitties!

Maui here.

Mommy got us some radically dank catnip, and packed a generous bowl inside this great toy that King Punapippuri's Äiti (Mum) crocheted for us.

Supposedly it's shaped like a polliwog...but Mommy calls it The Giant Sperm! What a pervert.

I called first dibs.

**inhales**

And second dibs!

Oh wow, man...things are getting weird...

OK, I admit it, I totally bogarted the polliwog--and the nip--can you blame me?

HAPPY Monday!

XX  Maui Wowie  XX

Creepy Caturday

Kitties!

Tiny Johnson here.

First things first--our Faithful Commenter CatReader wondered about the origin of my name.  Long story short: Mommy has a Dirty Mind.  She thinks it's hilarious, inquiring to see if a guest wants to pet "her Tiny Johnson".

*sigh*

But about the title of today's post--do you think Maui is gonna try to eat me?  You never know with that guy...

*shudder*

Happy Caturday!

XX  Big Tiny Johnson  XX

Man Cat Traps

Kitties!

Need we say more?

Especially on a Monday!

Have a Happy one!

XX  Rupert, Scouty,  and Maui  XX

Chores

Kitties!

Mommy had help with her tasks today.

She did some baking, and I, Maui, supervised in the pantry. 

And I, The Baby, purrformed dryer inspection.  I have never checked out the inside of the dryer before.  Luckily Mommy had her phone handy!

Mommy shooed complimented us many many many times for all our assistance...it's nice to be appreciated, don't you think?

Happy Thursday!

XX  Maui and The Baby  XX

Maui Wowie

Kitties!  

Maui here....

...and it's Too Darn Hot for any wowie.

Thank Cod I got shaved!

The Mommy:  For all our pals who are attending BlogPaws in Phoenix, please stay cool and hydrated--drink before you're thirsty--and as awful as it sounds, try to avoid going outdoors for any long periods between eleven and sundown.  I'm outside (at work) every afternoon for a couple of hours and am acclimated; but even so this heat is exceptionally brutal.  

Be sensible!

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Maui  XX

Alias

Kitties!

Maui here.

One of my nicknames--of which I have quite a few--is Mister Tips!

For the life of me I can't imagine why.

Peeps be crazypants.

Happy Monday!

XX  Many-Monikered Maui  XX

In Which Maui Has An Opinion

Kitties!

Maui here.

It was my turn for a check-up at the Vet, and I had **plenty** to say:

or click HERE

I am pleased to report that I am sixteen-plus pounds of healthy hunka hunka mancat.

With a fine set of lungs to boot!

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Moaning Maui  XX

Mancat, Interrupted

Kitties!

Maui here.

Mommy...did you want something?

Happy Monday!

XX  Maui  XX

Crunchy Caturday

Kitties! 

 Maui here.

In my quest to regrow the healthiest, most luxuriant winter coat possible I've decided to eat as healthily as a Housecat can--and we all know that eating a Raw Diet is the best--so I caught a nice fat George (lizard) and ate him.

Mommy spotted me enjoying my catch only after I had eaten the tastiest and loudest bits (BRANES, mmmmm) but she managed to get me chowing down on the last half of the lizard.

Turn up the sound and you'll hear me munchin' and crunchin'!

!!WARNING!!

The following footage contains scenes of carnage and bone-crunching.

***May not be suitable for Squeamish Humans***

or click HERE

Kitties, these things are delicious.  I could eat six or nine or elebenty every day, if I could catch 'em.  Mommy doesn't mind too much either; they agree with me and almost always stay down, an important consideration when trying to achieve optimal nutrition.

Hope your peeps weren't too grossed out, I'm just doing what cats naturally do.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Munching Maui  XX

Shivering Selfie

Kitties!

Maui here.

Last Thursday I was minding my own business, happily growing humongous armpit mats and tummy dreads...when, without any warning, this happened: 

Noodity!

Kitties, Me-n-Johnny are freezing our kiesters off without our fur coats.  The day after our grooming a cold front blew through; John's been burrowed under the bedclothes practically 24/7 and I've been camping out on the sofa in a plaid blanket tent.  However, as soon as the summer heat fires up (next week, hopefully) we'll be thrilled to be nood and the nekkid wrestling will begin!

Happy Sunday!

XX  Maui  XX

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JOY

Kitties!

Maui here.

So, Daddy bought us a new cat tree! 

*I* helped him put it together.

Happy Friday!

XX  Maui  XX