I need help!
Do Not believe what The Treat-Woman says! There IS such a thing as a Stew Pot for kitties. I know, because I read about it in this book, which is in Her bookcase:
You can get this book on Amazon--I checked!
Foudini is a very smart Cat, and his Mama taught him all about Humans and their evil intentions. I couldn't read any farther than that in the book...it's probably all recipies and such after the capture of Foudini. You know, Siamese Stew, Fried Felines, Oven-Roasted Ornj, Tuxie Tapas and the like.
You may have seen this photo earlier this week:
This is no joke! Treat-Woman has read this book several times and I bet she's got the ingredients all memorized and everything.
Lately She has been luring me closer to her with chicken jerky pieces. I'm ashamed to admit I've started taking it right out of the palm of her hand--and She tickles my chin. It's only a matter of time before She can grab me. And you know what happens after that!
But boy-O-boy is that jerky good.
Kitties, what should I do? Is getting touched really that nice? Is it worth a culinary demise? Inquiring minds need to know--I'm afraid of being served "as" (not "for") dinner!
I'll be hiding in apartment "A", awaiting your advice.
XX Scouty, potential appetizer