Tiny Johnson here, all twenty pounds of me.
All the other Cats trimmed down on the wet food regimen but I've been able to maintain my generous frame by
asking nicely endlessly begging for People Fudz.
Kitties, this fang will not be denied!
The minute Mommy or Daddy bust a move in the direction of the kitchen, I'm there looking all cute and emaciated. And I use the Starving Kitty Mew.
It never fails!
Here I am today, in all my huge glory. The tiles are 16" x 16", so you can see how BIG I am!
It took a lot of eating to get my size.
Here I am as a kitten tot on the same tiles.
Mommy & Daddy knew I was gonna be a big, big boy...I had enormous paws.
Here's me as a Teenager Cat.
I don't have my ManCatly ruff yet, and I'm not all the way grown into my ears and feets.
My ruff and chest hairs came in after I turned two.
I spend a lot of time washing those chest hairs and ruff, cuz I spend a lot of time eating.
You may wonder what People Fudz I eat.
Bean & Bacon soup (Campbell's)
peanut butter (slightly warm & runny)
Cocktail peanuts (halved)
Kitties, I have a figure to maintain.
It takes a lot of work to keep up my physique.
I also like to eat:
whipping cream (just a dab)
coffee cream (makes me barf)
The Baby (NOT People Fudz)
canned mandarin oranges
deli sliced roast beef
White Castle hamburgers
There's stuff out there to eat that I haven't tried...yet.
Kitties, is there anything out there I need to try?
What do YOU like to eat?
Humgrumbly Yours, Johnny XX