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Sunday, May 29, 2011

Getting Ready for Bikini Season!

Kitties!

Salem here.

It's getting hot here in the Northern Hemisphere, and soon it'll be bikini season!  Or Speedo season.  Although Cats don't wear Speedos.  Or bikinis.
ANYWAY, in case some of you Cats have had a few too many Fancy Feasts, or chased the fevver a few times less than usual, here are six simple moves to fit you right back into your summer fur suit.
1.  Lie back and expose your tummy.

2.  Roll to the left.

3.  Streeeeeeeetch!

4.  Roll to the right.

5.  Streeeeeetch!

6.  Repeat elebenty times.

Stop whenever you get tired...

...or dizzy!

There you have it, Salem's Secret to Svelte!


Happy Sunday!

xx  Salem  xx

56 comments:

  1. Those are some terrific exercises Salem! Banjo and I both will practice them tomorrow morning! :)
    xo Catherine

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  2. Wow! Salem you got it all figured out we thank you for the tips. Enjoy your Sunday and stay cool. Hugs and nose kisses

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  3. That is good! I gonna try it. :)

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  4. I've just shared this workout with my cat peeps, Henry and Buster, and they have vowed to stick to your plan because their trunks (hee-hee) are not going to fit into their trunks!
    I'm sure Henry and Buster will ask but they're too embarrassed to do so sooooo could you please post advice on a weight loss diet? Do you recommend any specific diet?

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  5. Dear Salem
    Yous has great form!
    Kozmo thinks yous is #1
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  6. MOL...I'm so sorry Miss Salem, But I have to laugh in the last session...Ha..Ha
    xoxo

    PS : I think your photo# 3 Look pretty sexy : )

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  7. Yay, we can comment again! We is wondering if dat would work fur Speedy. He needs a diet and excersize and to stop stealing effuryones foods. He's a fat piggy and he don't care!

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  8. Great advice, Salem. Thanks for sharing your shape-up secrets. You're looking good!

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  9. Salem,
    Tanks for the gweat advices and the demostwations! Wees awe pweety tiny , so da Mom would pwobably on lies let us do da stwetches!
    Now, Winston gained a bit of the wowly poowly belley, a 1/2 lb of it, so he may have to copy you plan!

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  10. After I recovered from my period of unconsciousness and picked myself up off the floor, I allowed myself to peek carefully through my toepads (taking care to look away often, so as not to faint again) at your voluptuous and intoxicating figure. Your JLLs alone send me swooning, you know, so the glory of your entire exposed underside was unimaginably exciting.

    You'll have to excuse me now. I need to lie down.

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  11. Great exercise routine. And you do look dizzy in the last pic!

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  12. I can hear the music. Do you step?

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  13. Summer fursuit!! Ha! Ha! That is a good one! My mom thinks I needs lots of exercise to fit into mine!!!!

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    Hope you'll all be able to play!

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  15. it's getting cold here, but harley is looking a little tubby round the middle. i'll have to show him this post and get him stretching, especially with the new kitten starting to find her feet in the house. harley won't be able to keep up if he doesn't do some regular exercise!! thanks for sharing salem xxx

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  16. Great pictures on the different moves !
    My mom say´s that she doesn´t care about beachseason 2011 , she is going to ame for bitch 2011 instead ;-)

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  17. Sexy sizzling Salem!! Me and Charlie are rolling around and stretching elebenty times as instructed!!! Yay!!!

    Take care
    x

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  18. You and Stran-veli could make a mint selling feline exercise routines. But just watching your little tuxie tum is enough to get some of the mancats here overheated.

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  19. I also recommend some high-impact cardio, so have your human pull out Da Bird or start throwing some fuzzy mice around!

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  20. I think mummy could do with those exercises hee he :)xx

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  21. Think you and Austin were separated at birth, Salem!!!

    Last pic caused some hilarity this side of the pond. Looked more like nip hangover to us =^..^=

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  22. Thats a great workout routine. Here, we climb the kitty condo a lot. That werks good too.

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  23. Would this work for our mom? She hasn't worn a bikini since she was a teen or younger. :-P

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  24. You should release an exercise DVD or something Salem!

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  25. No wonder yoo are in such good shape ~ fantatic fitness tips!

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  26. I'll bet you end up making an exercise video too, you've got all the moves!!!

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  27. Thanks Salem for the great advice. Good moves and I'll start exercising today cuz I has 2 pounds to lose.

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  28. Good advice, we wonder if it works for beans.

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  29. Wally is gonna hafta do that exercise for hours in order to fit into his speedo.

    Ernie

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  30. We tried that but only made it through ninebenty times. We were exhausted. We need to get in better shape. Hope all of you have a super week end.

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  31. Such a great idea miss salem. I have been having winter weight issues so Mommy bought me some special food to help.

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  32. It's that "stop when you get tired" part that gets us every time.

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  33. Salem, you iz very sexy, with or without bikini!

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  34. I am glad you posted this, Salem: I have noticed Scarlett doing those same moves and I was wondering what she was doing!

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  35. Cute post, Salem!!!!

    Happy Sunday and lotza love to y'all.

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  36. Even that seems like too much work. I want to take a nap now.

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  37. Very impressive!!!! You will be in shape in no time.

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  38. Oh Salem..you're my HERO. If I keep eating an=d gaining and still keep deciding not to chase my fevvers too much. I will do those strenuous exercises. If Rupert is coming over to groom my chesty, I'm ready....

    xoxoxo

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  39. Salem, the markings on your belleh are quite slimming, like you have an hourglass figure!

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  40. I think the bit about stopping when you get tired is the reason I can't fit into my smaller jeans, I've been tired so much I've stopped, and then eaten biscuits. Well I shall have to concentrate more on the first part of your fitness regime instead. Perhaps if I roll more on the carpet Monty and Leo will join in! xx

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  41. Ok now that you are in shape I want to see the speedo picture.

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  42. That´s a good lesson! Thanks for share with us!!!!!
    Kisses

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  43. Thanks for sharing your secrets to your beautiful svelte figure Salem!

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  44. Salem you are a master at Yoga!!
    I tried to follow along but alas my Fancy Feast diet kept me flat on my back.

    Yes Georges are welcomed and Johnny is too but he CANNOT eat any kitties
    Hugs Madi

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  45. Salem while getting svelte figure is important for the summer you should not lose all of your fluff. I keep a fluffy tummy because it makes me very soft.

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  46. Salem, what a great routine! No wonder you have such a beautiful figure! I need to work a little on my, ahem, bellicular region.

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  47. Great exercise program. We add cardio and chase each other around.

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  48. Awesome Salem. Thanks for the great workout regimen ... we are so gonna do that!

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  49. Pawsome, is this like P90X for us kitties!!!? Woo hoo!

    I will purr that my comment doesn't get eaten. We've tried to leave messages for you for the past couple of days on other posts and we've not been able too...blogger has been eating them!

    xoxo Cory

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  50. OMC this was funny!!! Will it work for the kitty mama's too? MOL!

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  51. I'm going to try this right away!!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!