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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Tuxedo Tummy, Toes, Tail, Tongue and Teeth Tuesday!

Kitties!

Salem here.  I'm on the coffee table, eating chikkun jerky, while the plebes on the floor hoover up leftover Henry kibble.
Us Tuxedo Gals require REAL chikkun!  This jerky is made out of whole chikkun breast meat, and Mommy breaks it up for us into bite-sized bits.  We have to do a fair amount of chewing before it'll go down, so it scrapes and cleans our teefs while we eat.  Pretty efficient, eh?

Pay no attention to the fact that the jerky is made for dogs.  We don't.

 Here I am selecting a piece. 
This one looks tasty.

It is! 
::crunch crunch::

Time for another succulent morsel. 
See my lil' pink tongue?

How about now? 
I would live off this if I was allowed...

...after all... 
...I have my Girlish Figger to maintain!

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX

65 comments:

  1. Wow! Real chicken! You are so lucky!!!

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  2. And what a great girlish figger you have. You are a beauty. Glad you enjoyed the chicken. Hugs and nose kisses

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  3. That girlish figure is rather tasty in itself. We have some chicken jerky but maybe our food provider doesn't break it up small enough as so far we've not gone nuts over it!

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  4. The chicken jerky looks great! I bet Melly would love that. It's in the dog section of the pet store, you say? Also, you have such a cute little tongue.

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  5. Hah, our daddy saw yoor piksher all stretched out and thawt it was Sadie. Mom hadda point out all da difrinses. Sometimes we wonder about our dad...

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  6. Looks delish, Salem! What kind should I ask my mom to get?

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  7. Honestly, I am just about dead now from this post.

    The sweet face! The kitteh leeps! the sharp fang (shiver!), the peenk tongue, and, last but NOT least, the Juicy Little Legs.

    Wait--I **AM** dead. Thud.

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  8. MOL...I like your style, Miss Salem : )
    Eat and then having your Girlish Figger to maintain...Ha..Ha..Life is sO GOOOOD !!!
    Thanks, I always feel happy here : )
    xoxo

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  9. Salem dear,
    Do you eat to live or live to eat? It's not easy to maintain our girlish figures, eh? I'm partial to raw meat myself - beef, chicken, lamb....you name it. No more canned food for me. purrr....meow!

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  10. Looks good! Our mom is afraid we would not take the time to chew and choke ourselves to death.

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  11. Too much work for Bugs. He turneth up his nose at this type thing. Plus, he would not reveal his tummy. In that undignified manner.

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  12. I think you would like Harry the Farm cat...he is a tuxedo cat just like you.

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  13. Salem, you have a beautiful girlish figger! Our sisfur Sadie eats that stuff but we've never got any before. My sisfur Isabella doesn't chew her food so Mommy wouldn't give her any but maybe I can have some next time.

    Angel

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  14. Oh that belly! Must take lots of chick-hen to maintain it's purrfection!

    Mom wants to grab that magazine...

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  15. We love chikkun jerky too! Especially the ones that Mummy make. Which reminds us.....WHERE IS OUR CHIKKUN JERKY, MUMMY?

    Love, Whisky, Cosmo and Ling

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  16. It's a rough life, isn't it Salem? MOL!

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  17. Salem, that chicken jerky sounds delicious! Way too good for dogs!

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  18. It's great to stretch out after a good snack. Chickuns are delishus stuff. You sure have a lot of "t" stuff to show off for Tuesday!

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  19. That sure does look very tasty. I don't like meat very much but maybe I would like that. If its just for us tuxies.........:)xx

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  20. Bonjour Salem,
    That treat looks yummy, really good!I'm curious about the flavor!
    You are so cute in these pictures, I love that last pose, you look so relaxed!
    purrs, love and a nice day there!
    Luna

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  21. Salem your figger is very curvacious, it's not at all girlish!! xx

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  22. Hmmm, I suppose that jerky stuff would be too hard for a kitty to eat that doesn't have no toothies. Darn, cuz it sure looks good too.

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  23. OH my cats now I'm just plain starving....mom here...I have fasting labs at 8:15 so I've had no breakfast and I was doing ok until I saw the jerky!! It looks absolutely delicious to me.
    Hugs
    C

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  24. YUM! We love jerky too! It is the only thing that the brat Lishy will chew, everything else he swallows whole.

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  26. Oh my! Spitty is swooning and dreaming of all that Salem goodness. I hope Rupert is ready for some serious snuggling in my newly glossy furs.
    He can bury his face in my luxuriant ruff too. xoxoxox

    (mommy made the usual typos and found them this time and deleted)

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  27. Beautiful Salem!!! Yay for jerky chicken treats!!! Me and Charlie are wolf (cat?) whistling at your gorgeous figure!! Woo-hoo!! Hubba-hubba!! Take care
    x

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  28. Wow, Salem, you actually chew? You should make your peoples soften your treats for you first! Nice to see they feed you food appropriate to your station, though. Nothing but the best!

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  29. i hope you pay no attention to the saying, 'you are what you eat.'

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  30. You really hit the nom jackpot with that Salem!

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  31. Salem - mom wants to snorgle your belly in that last picture. We like the idea of chicken - gonna have to make mom look for some jerky for us....she hasn't thought about that!!

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  32. Thank you for visiting and sending all those purrs. We must get our human to get us these delicious chicken jerky treats.

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  33. Hoovering up kibble is for the birds!! MOL.. Love ya, Salem! You remind me of my tuxie girl.

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  34. You have a wonderful figure Salem - do you exercie or just eat chicken jerky to get so svelte.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  35. Salem you have such a wonderful figure - thanks for sharing your secret with us. Me I just run around a lot like a crazy cat -to keep me toned and in shape.
    Purrs,
    Genghis

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  36. Chicken jerky - we never even heard of that before - it sounds so tasty! And mom might even get it for us because of the tooth cleaning idea. Since Kirzon has tooth issues she is always looking for good ways to get our teeth cleaner - and this sounds like a tasty way to do it!!

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  37. Chikkun jerky! Why, the big snack in our house is freeze dried chicken breast - wonder if it cleans the teeth too?

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  38. Looks delicious Salem...the jerky AND your tummy :-)

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  39. We think that a cat butt contest would be hilarious! And one of the best parts about it would be that many cats would already have photos ready, since a lot of people participate in Tocktober (for Derby). It seemed like we got a lot of entries from archived photos, so picking a theme where people already have the pics may be a good way to go. We already have photos of Zoe's floofy pants, so we'd enter her for sure!

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  40. And what a figure it is. Almost double! MOL

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  41. Those are great looking treat. We will have to get our assistant get some for us. Hope all of you have a fun day.

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  42. Arthur would jump through the screen for chicken pieces !

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  43. It is a very beautiful figure. Up with chick-hen!

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  44. Gee, Salem, we think you are a very pretty Lady Cat....

    *blush*

    Love,
    Scooter

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  45. Salem that jerky is keeping your figure plump and sweet!
    the critters in The Cottage

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  46. so cute! I want to kiss that belly!

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  47. that chikkin jerky sounds like it's mighty tasty! IDK if your figure is all that girlish, but your belly sure is cute.

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  48. Hey Salem, Bon here, my feline family and me came to visit. Your chicken looks mighty yummy 'though I'm not a big chick'n fan...Addie, JoJo, Dopey, Lola, Mr. Magoo, Dante they all love the chick'n but only JoJo is bratty enuf to take it away from other cats!

    Love the romm in your blog header pic...is that your home? I could find some good sleeping places there...I'm the biggest cat in the family & like to sleep & eat mostly but sometimes I play.
    Come visit the new blog our mom and dad made for us all...Feline Family http://felinefamily.wordpress.com/. Sadie is showing off today ...we're all rescues from the street living together!
    Nice to mee u, Salem!

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  49. Yous knows what? Me steals the chicken jerky from my hairy slobbery sister and eats it under the bed!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  50. Lookes really jummy that Chicken jerky !
    I eat dogsticks so who cares if it´s for cat´s or dogs ?! :)
    Thank´s for your soo nice comment on my blog !
    We are glad that we found your blog too :)

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  51. Well we have never had that! The most exciting thing we eat is some big morsel size cat food that is supposed to be good for our gums and clean some of the tartar off our pearly whites!
    We thinks your girlish figure is just purr-fect!

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  52. We just snuck into the kitchen to add some of that to Mom's shopping list! We can't wait!

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  53. And a lovely figure it is, too, Salem! Chicken is a wise choice if you're watching your weight.

    Look at you go, when it comes to chowing down that jerky, though! You must have very good teeth to be able to do that. And, of course, the jerky will help you keep them that way.

    I'm very imPURRessed!

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  54. Mmmm, chick-hen! That is making my mouth water!

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  55. Salem
    :::nom nom nom::::
    That chik-en look delish!!!

    >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
    Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
    purrin
    xoxox
    ~ManxMnews

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  56. It never occurred ta TBT ta look in the doggie section fer anythin. We have told him about this Jerky stuff!

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  57. Your figger is so lovely! And your treat looks delish! Maybe my mama will get some for us!

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  58. Hey Mom.......chicken jerky.......put it on the shopping list...yum=^Y^=

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  59. Salem! I haves nevers had chicken jerky before, or jerky of anykind! I've gots to go complain to my human!!

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  60. TUXIE TUMMY IS YUMMY!!!

    xoxo
    Miss Jack

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  61. Looks like your are enjoying your treat ~ no matter that it is made for woofs! :)

    xo Catherine

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  62. Salem, you are looking good. That jerky is really working for you.

    Salem, please tell your Mommy we LOVE to read her writing. It always makes our Mommy smile. Our Mommy thinks your Mommy is one very creative person.

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