What do you mean, I can't repose on the stove?
I do it all the time when you're not looking.
Why does seeing me up here make any difference?
I'll knock the egg carton you were saving off the counter and savage it.
Mommy, I am NOT square!
You clearly failed Geometry.
I am a Tailed Trapezoid. Hmmmph.
This egg carton is unruly.
I will squash it into submission.
My work here is done.
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