May Ling here.
The other day I was hanging out, grooming...
*dee dee dum dum dooo*
There, that last bit is finished. Better put my tongue away!
The creams are clean, the browns burnished, and the Oranges are...well,...um,...rats! They're spit-shined too. Time to relax.
Wait a minute, what's this?
Do I smell nip? Did Daddy put nip on the ESS?
I don't care what they say, our Daddy is a Good Egg.
If I cup my paws just right I'll be able to concentrate the nippy aroma to previously unreachable intoxicating levels!
"Picture yourself on a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies..."
(Thank you John Lennon)
Kitties, this is the best way known to Catdom to relax from a hard day of snoopervising, keeping tabs on your evil enemy sister, and
ordering the staff around nicely requesting attention.
In fact, I'm starting to feel very very sleepy...
XX May Ling XX