Johnny here, hanging out with Daddy's Most Excellently Stylin' Shoes.
Plaid is a neutral, you know.
I love shoes.
Daddy, I'd like to put both feet in your shoes but they're too far apart.
Before fully committing to the Two-Paw Try-On, I need to conduct a Smell Inspection.
Sweaty sole with a subtle hint of toe jam...delightful!
Oh, OK--I'll put the other one on.
Are you happy now?
And here's the money shot!
XX Johnny XX