I didn't start out being smug, actually I was VERY worried.
Do you see my worried ears?
Here's the scoop...
Do you see the rumpled fur on my back?
You may have to biggify, Ill wait.
Did you see it?
Kitties, it was a huge mat in my back fur! I tried out a new fur-do and it (obviously) went terribly wrong. I was quietly growing out my furry faux pas when one afternoon
The Screechy Lady Mommy noticed it while I was lounging on her my big bed. She told The Lumbering Dude Daddy about it and I overheard them plotting to capture me and remove my mat. This was horrible on so many levels; the worst of which was the fact that they were going to TOUCH ME!
And we all know that Scouty don't do any "touching".
I had to act!
I started working on fixing my follicular fiasco the very next day. Once again
that Relentless Spy Mommy saw me on MY bed, only this time I was grooming , not snoozing, and I was busily working on my back furs. There was NO WAY I was going to leap through the Cat Flap, into a carrier, and be combed (whilst flailing) by leather-clad humans. Because that was the Evil Plan.
Which I foiled.
It took me a couple of tries, but I got that mat OUT!
The Scooper Man Daddy saw a big wad of Ornj fur out on the Catio yesterday...
...and I'm back to my sleek, smug, self.
xx Scouty xx