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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

White Meat Wednesday

Kitties!

The Baby here.
Mommy thought it would be funny to put a Honey Ham sticker on me.  She peeled it off the package over two weeks ago and stuck to the side of the refrigerator, waiting for the opportunity to torture have me model it.

Only a truly sick and twisted Mommy plans this stuff in advance! 
This is what passes for humor around here...

Oh well. 
At least I come with Natural Juices.

*sigh*


Happy Wednesday!

XX  The Baby  XX
aka "The Other White Meat"

67 comments:

  1. that does not look like a ham. Hi from Pisi and Squeak!

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  2. You don't look like a ham, but I bet you're a honey!

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  3. I'm sorry, The Baby, but ha ha ha ha! (And here I thought only my mom did stuff like that!)

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  4. I share your deep lack of amusement. Maybe Mommy needs reminding that you are not a ham by you doing very unhamlike things such as yakking up a fur ball of disgust!

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  5. Hahahaha! I like your mom's humor.

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  6. It's better than artificial hormones

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  7. I LOVE your pawrents humor. And it's so good of all of you to humor them, Honey Baby Ham! While you do look delicious, I doubt you are 255g...heeheehee.

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  8. gosh, between the weird arm thing and now this, your humans really have a weird way of getting through life.

    It's good you being a good sport, they are providing the food after all.

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  9. Hahameow! We had a box that said "young turkey" on the side. Mommy thought that was a hoot, too!xoxo

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  10. Well, at least she used a honey ham label and with natural jooses. Mom once put a big blue sticker on Zippy dat had a piksher of a monkey eating a banana and den laffed like it was da joke of da sentchury. Beins is weerd, we know it, you know it, heck, da whole of furrydom knows it!

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  11. **Sigh** Humans! They are SO weird!

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  12. The Baby! Hams, as efurrykitty knows, is PINK. And you look waaaay bigger than 9 oz. to me!

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  13. Does Captain Cat-tastic need to intervene?

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  14. A ham label ! humans really have fancy ideas from time to time. Anyway it suits you very well because of the red color !

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  15. Awwww poor Baby. These hoomans do have a funny sense of humour huh? :)xx

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  16. Baby Honey Ham : )
    Be Alert !!! My mom come right over to eat you !
    xox

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  17. As you say, sick and twisted, but pretty funny!!!

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  18. Are you hamming it up again, Baby?

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  19. Poor Baby, what a bad mummy to put that sticker on you! :) Never mind I am sure she will make it up with some treats. :)

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  20. Awwww beautiful The Baby!!! You are indeed most natural and yummy too! Yay! Take care
    x

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  21. Oh Baby the things you have to put up with! You do model that sticker so well though I can see why the mummy chose you over all the other kitties

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  22. Too, too funny! "The Other White Meat" had me rolling!

    Well, The Baby is a honey, and she's also quite the ham, so I think Mom is right on -- no matter how twisted she may be.

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  23. Our of respect for you, we did not laugh. Well, not a lot.
    *giggle*

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  24. MOL funny idea mammy!
    The Baby is CUTE!
    ADORABLE!
    purrs
    Luna

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  25. The look on your face in that last photo is priceless, The Baby!

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  26. What a practical joker your mommy is. I sure hope she doesn't decide to "roast" you next. Silly mommy!

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  27. Sorry The Baby ~ but we larfed owt loud! xx

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  28. Baby--you know the humor of humans is not as sophiscated as ours! I hope you got some treats after your endurance of the sticker....LOTS o treats!

    Noir

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  29. Well you sure don't look like a Ham to us Baby. You are much prettier than an old ham. But you are one big honey. Take care.

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  30. Baby don't let Johnny see that he might take it literally and decide to spread some mustard on you.
    MOL
    Hugs Madi

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  31. The Baby, really, in the grand scheme of things, this seems ham-less errr HARMless enough . . . . Can you bear with us beans, as we find our little ways to have -- "fun"? Disembodied arms, so forth? It keeps us out of more serious trouble . . . .

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  32. Hahah ~ oh this is funny! If not slightly disturbing... hmmm.... ;)
    xo Catherine

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  33. You are an awfully skinny ham. We think we will stick with the pig. :) We are cracked up that your mom planned this out.....

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  34. Pretty funny...sorry about that Baby. Bean have strange ideas about what is funny! heeheehee

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  35. We're sorry we got the giggles Baby but you look so miffed!!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
    ps we hope you got honey ham for tea as compensation.

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  36. We think both your humans have an awesome sense of humor! We probably think that because we're not the butt of their jokes, though.

    Can you ask your Mom if she received her auction win from us yet?

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  37. You certainly must demand some ham in return! LOL!

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  38. My human has that same sense of humor! I think that you need to demand some for that embarrassment and some grovelling..

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  39. What an awful sneak attack on you The Baby!
    It was kind of you to play along with her.

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  40. The Baby, are you really "fresh & easy"??!?!!

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  41. LOL!!! Your mom is so funny! We must admit that the sticker works for you, though.

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  42. Sorry Baby but we like your mummy's sense of humor!!!

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  43. I. Love. Your. Mother.



    xoxo
    Ms. Stella's Woman

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  44. It's a compliment Baby! Your Mama is saying you are sweet and edible!! Well...sweet like honey is a compliment...edible...maybe not so much...

    the critters in The Cottage

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  45. Oh, hoomins. The things they do to us.

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  46. We hope no label stickies were left on your coat when it was removed.

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  47. Heehee! My cat knows that any sticker that comes in the house is going to be stuck on her repeatedly :D

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  48. At least you didn't get that funky arm attached to you!

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  49. I shouldn't laugh Baby... but sorry your mama deserves a little giggle for that one!! =^..^=

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  50. OMC what a naughty mom you have Baby !
    My mnom can´t say anything for the moment cause she is laughing so much :(

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  51. MOL Baby! Your mom is pretty silly and pretty funny. :-)

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  52. It seems that your mommy and daddy are the entertainment in your household and not you 13 cats! You were a very good sport The Baby!

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  53. Oh Baby
    and it even looks like she had you in a pan ready to warm up like that other white meat.
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  54. Hehehe! I´m laughing!! Love this post!

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  55. I am laughing too, The Baby BUT: Your mommy did put you in an embarrassing position amongst the man cats. I think some revenge might be a factor in your future plans. What about checking her eyelids tonight to make sure they'=re closed..her ears to make sure they're on her..and her hair to make sure it's still the same..and her snoostrils to make sure air is coming and going. Repeat that thru the night. THEN...get Sylverster to help you attach that label to HER!

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  56. Hahaha -- that is the first time I have ever seen a honey ham kitteh -- white meat too! Tastes just like chicken?? MOL.

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  57. You're very patient, The Baby, putting up with that. But we know you are waiting for the right moment to get her back...hehehe....

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  58. But Baby, I have to agree that you ARE a Honey :) I bet your juices are sweet too. Faythe @GMT

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  59. Baby, you have to put up with a lot at the Lounge. We just can't believe that your Mommy would do that to you. The indignity of it all.

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  60. Your Mom is sick... in a good way!

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  61. mol! You know you have it rough when your mom saves things like that to torture you kitties later! :-D

    Pip, Smidgen, minnie, Hollie

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  62. p.s. from our mom: if only the real honey hams were as cute as you, The Baby!

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  63. This is funny, but I'm sorry the joke is on you! My mom person is sick & twisted, she can relate.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!