Salem here, with a Mommy report.
Mommy came back home from Sedona.
She had a wonderful time.
Lousy, no-good, deserting-her-Duties Mommy.
Were you gone? I never noticed.
Mommy, I'm not speaking to you.
In fact, I'm gonna let The Baby show you EXACTLY what we thought of your despicable behavior, gallivanting off without submitting a leave slip. In triplicate. AHEAD of time, so we could adjust our busy schedules.
Take that, Mommy!
Kiss the 'Tocks.
Oh, and the fact that we ran to see you when you came in the door was totally an accident.
XX Salem & The Baby XX