Rupert: What's that on your fur, Sweet Pea?
Sweet Pea: It's a sale sticker! Evidently I've been marked down.
To less than half price, I might add.
Mommy's sense of humor is rather...erm...juvenile.
Rupert: Yeah. I remember when Mommy put a Roast Beef Sticker on me.
She sounded like a hyena with laryngitis, she laughed so hard.
Sweet Pea: ha ha ha ha ha!
Rupert: Here, I'll wash your ears to keep you nice and fresh.
Maybe you'll sell faster.
Not that I want you to ever go away!
Sweet Pea: Thanks Rupert.
You're a good brother.
Sweet Pea: Now I'm spoiled AND fresh all at once!
XX Sweet Pea XX