Kitties!
*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
May Ling here.
I'm under the sofa, where it's quiet and dark, recovering.
Earlier I overdid sampled the Valerian Root just a teensy weensy little tiny bit.
The root was on the ESS, and I found it first! I gasped in surprise, usually Mister Maui Wowie is *Right There* when Daddy brings out our stash.
I didn't waste a moment digging in.
It was DEE-LISH-US!
Some of us just rub-n-roll on the root, but I prefer to eat it all up.
I was enjoying the moment so much, I gobbled like a pig forgot my manners and flung root all over--do you see the little speck in mid-air?
Pieces got stuck on my nose and my lips and my chin whiskers, too.
"Clean up on Aisle Elebenty!"
*thlurrrrrrrrrp*
I made the Special Face (you know the one) when I grimaced and inhaled the root's wondrously intoxicating stinky feet aroma.
After a while I needed to sit down...I had a sudden inexplicable urge to splay my toes and wash my tummy.
And then it all became too much and I had to rest.
Kitties, it was totally worth it!
I hope Daddy doles out some more valerian, soon.
Happy Tuesday!
XX May Ling XX
Oh my - what a fest. This is true indulgence taken to infinity and beyond. Äiti is thinking though, that May Ling and Mirsku would make an awesome couple - they could sit there on an ess each, snorting up the druggies and spilling out everywhere. Soulmates, perfect soulmates. However the munchies bill for them would be astronomical.
ReplyDeleteMay Ling! You are such a drug fiend!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed the valerian root, stink and all. Make sure you drink plenty of water for the comedown!
You do look a little....vague
ReplyDeleteWe especially liked the pikshur of you throwing the root all offur the place and the last one too of course. We can see how delishious the root is. We fink san shud get us some. SAN~~~~~
ReplyDeletethe amigos
Ok Mum is just falling outta her chair right now. I don't think we have seen her laugh like that in ages.
ReplyDeleteHmmm we have not tried this Valerian. Looks like we need to get some quick.
PS the hiding under the couch... Totally didn't see you there at all. Good hiding location.
Tika and Kizzy
That last picture is hilarious! Funny how drunkenness looks awfully similar in cats and in humans...
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to deal with your problem alone, May Ling. Here at the Center, we have a thriving chapter of VRA. The first step is admitting that this delightful, wondrous pasttime is a serious....wait, what? Oh, never mind then. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, May Ling - and I thought I had a long tongue! I gotta have my human dole out some of that valerian stuff soon!
ReplyDeleteYou haf a really long tongue! All the better to thlurrp up that valerian root. No need to hide and come down, we all ofur imbibe from time to time.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like you were enjoying it! And my what a long tongue you have little girl!
ReplyDeleteYou are totally shameless, May Ling! How wonderful!!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Impressive! Impressive everything! Wow, you must really love that stuff! Sleep it off baby, sleep it off.. lol!
ReplyDeleteWOW May Ling!!! That was quite a trip ;) heehee
ReplyDeleteWe need to try that Valerian soon :o
Mom loves that last pic ;) heeheehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ
I have never had valerian. But catnip does nothing for me so maybe valerian wouldn't either.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful May Ling!!! Awwwww you are just too cute splayed under the sofa like so! LOL!! Me and Charlie are off to root around for some of this stuff - cos WOW!!!
ReplyDeleteTake care
x
Hahahahahahaha! OMC, pics #1 and #3 totally cracked us up. And the last one too, but especially 1 and 3.
ReplyDeleteWe're pretty sure there's a 12-step program out there for feline addiction....
the first step is to admit you have a problem.
ReplyDeleteIntoxiKitty in da house!!! Watch out ManCats everywhere...
ReplyDeletetoo cute.....though we are hoping you didn't get stuck under the sofa like that (and you should be aware of impending sibling predators).
ReplyDeleteMay Ling your tongue is epic!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW - that stuff must be good. You look like me after spending too much time at the Nipclub! he he
ReplyDeleteMay Ling, you crack me up! I especially like the UTC shot!
ReplyDeleteMay Ling, we think you should try out to be a member of Kiss. You certainly have the tongue for it LOL!
ReplyDeleteMay Lind darling!!! What a huge score to be there first!!!
ReplyDeleteAh! Me loves that stuff, but boy is it hard to gets! What! Mommy, we have a stash in the frezzer? Can me has some?
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Too funny!! We think you two need to stay put until that wears off. These pictures are just too cute. Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteMOL May Ling I thought you were about to do the limbo in that first picture but instead you were doing the valerian crawl!!
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi
OMC May Ling your look really stoned in the last picture :)
ReplyDeleteOMC what amazing tongue shots!!
ReplyDeleteMay Ling, you need rehab babe!
ReplyDeleteMay Ling, it looks like you really, really like that stuff. :)
ReplyDeleteMayLing
ReplyDeleteWe enjoyed it just watching you!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Erm... May Ling... I think you may have a teensy weensy drug problem. That first picture pretty much made me spit my drink out - hilarious!! :)
ReplyDeleteYou might need rehab from that valerian May Ling! Hope your toes are back to normal today!
ReplyDeleteMay Ling this is too much. Our mama just peed in her pants reading this post.
ReplyDeleteKudos to the wonderful tongue action pictures.
Emma and Buster
Mom is telling us that she thinks your Mommy and Daddy need to write a book!
ReplyDeleteYour blog is very entertaining!!
We love your toesies :)
~ The Bunch
Look at your tongue! Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat scent makes the tongue grow longer!
ReplyDeleteOMC! We thought you had been squished flat in the first picture. Seeing you with the valerian made us drool. Mum has some mousies marinating, she will have to get them out and double quick!
ReplyDeleteGood tongue werk! But you would get yer butt bit around here leaving yerself hanging out like that...
ReplyDeleteI think half way under the couch is a perfect place to rest after a nip fest like that! ;)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
Whoa, May Ling! You did overindulge didn't you??
ReplyDeleteHoly Cod !!! What a long tongue you haz dere ^..^ and you sure can getz F L A T ^..^
ReplyDeleteWow! What a tongue! Mom says that's one of the best tongue pics she's ever seen! We are headed off to the valerian root stash....
ReplyDeleteThat is some tongue, May Ling! we wish our mom would get us some of that. You have the bestest stuff at your house. We're sure you have room for a couple more kitties.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHA those pictures are so funny - the first one is especially great!
ReplyDeleteWow those are amazing pictures!
ReplyDeleteHope you had fun May Ling!