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Monday, January 23, 2012

Mancat Modeling--The Ugly Underworld EXPOSED!

Kitties!

Felix--that is, Ornj Copper here, with an expose report!


You know, not all Cat Modeling is glamorous, teleporting to exotic locales, meeting swanky Cats, eating fresh sushi, and playing THoE until dawn.

Sometimes, you have to take a job to keep you in Wax Paper.

Sometimes, you have to model Terribly Embarrassing Things.
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Like shower caps.


Just how am I supposed to make this look good?
My eyebrows are pinned back for Cod's sake!


It's undignified.


Plus, I need a larger size to accommodate my ears.


Kitties, we all have a price...


...and Daddy knows mine.
::chompity chomp chomp chomp::


Happy Monday!

XX  Felix, a.k.a. Ornj Copper  XX

68 comments:

  1. Now we hate to break this to you, but in this male modelling lark it depends who your pimp, i mean manager, is. We would never have to do such things with shower caps. We'd do a bit of posing and then get the treats. Maybe we'd have to go in the snow for a while, but that's not so bad. But we never would do clothes! We are self-respecting kitties who just do naked stuff.

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  2. King Spitty commands: Firing squad at dawn for Daddeh!

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  3. Hi Felix!!! We think you look great even with the goofy shower cap and remember, your true friends won't judge you for doing what you have to do to put kibble on the table :-)

    yours in orangeness,
    Archie
    xx

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  4. You nefur see the seedy side of the bidness. It's that durn wax paper that drove you to it!

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  5. Oh...I'm so sorry that ::snicker:: you had to suffer such ::snicker:: indignities....but you know my mom has been sick in bed all weekend and this is the first time I've heard her laugh out loud in days.

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  6. Oh this is horrifying! Especially in light of the fact that Skeezix was here showing Ichiro how to make his moves on the catwalk--and he could be next!

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  7. LOL! Well, our orange boy, Simba, loves plastic and if his papa sees this, Simba may have to start paying for his plastic habit.

    Felix, if it's any consolation, you sure do look cute if undignified.

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  8. I don't think you got paid enough, Felix!

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  9. Well, when you live in a house of addicts.. (nip, root, vine, and apparentlly wax..) I guess such things are inevitable..
    That said, you rock the cap, baby!

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  10. Sweet Felix for that amazing modeling job we think you should have gotten a whole box of wax paper. Hugs and nose kisses

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  11. MOL... How much your daddy pay you to do all that ?
    I bet it's a lots : )
    xoxo

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  12. Hey, THEY wanna sell shower caps, YOU need a modelin gig, That's how it goes sometimes...

    Its a tough bizness!

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  13. Andy, Kiefer and GusJanuary 23, 2012 at 12:50 AM

    I hope that waxy paper was worth cuz you look really silly! I'd never left my mom put a shower hat on me since I'd never take a shower. Spit baths are just fine for me.

    Kiefer

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  14. No amount of wax paper is worth that indignity. Is it?

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  15. Erm .... no amount of treats could tempt us! MOL!

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  16. We think your Daddy is very, very, VERY naughty!!!!!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  17. All I can say Felix is (Smirk, snicker) You sure do make that shower cap look good.

    It's a nasty job but someone has to do it. Glad it was you not me.
    (Snicker)

    Purrs,
    Genghis

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  18. You do make that cap look good. Have a great week kitties. :)

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  19. Most adorably oranj beautiful copper coloured purrfect Felix!! You make anything - even that red thingy - look GOOD!!! Yay!!

    Enjoy our sticky tape chomping!!
    :-)

    Take care
    x

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  20. What a good sport about the shower cap! Adorable:)

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  21. i didn't know it was possible but you really pull off that look.

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  22. BOL Mom has a picture of the rat...I mean of her dog in a shower cap too!

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  23. We aren't too sure about that shower cap, but mom says she wants to kiss your mancat cheeks (start running now)!!

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  24. Thanks for the inside sccop, and the first pic is terrific!!!

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  25. Felix - ................... we are speechless!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  26. Hey Handsome....I like what that shower cap suggests....have a shower.....naked! Woooohoooo!!!!! Ehem....sorrry I got carried away. purrr...meow!

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  27. Fair warning...MOM is LOLing so hard I'm not responsible for what she types. Felix I heard GQ is looking for a fun guy willing to work for paper to chomp on and not afraid to show his sensitive side.
    Thanks for the MOL/LOL this morning
    Madi and Mom

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  28. Felix at least it matches your fur imagine if it was clashing then that is much more annoying.

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  29. Felix, that cap almost makes you look like a French kitty wearing a beret!

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  30. MOL you look great in your new hat! At least you got something good for your embarrassment!

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  31. We want to know how you tolerate that hat. We would bitey it off in a matter of seconds!

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  32. Modeling shower caps is not good. Nor is it easy. Now that you've done it, no more shower caps.

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  33. *MOL*
    A kitty have to do what a kitty have to do to get some sticky papers :)

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  34. Felix, my heart goes out to you. I can't imagine doing any of that stuff. Dad promised me that I would never have to wear anything (like reindeer antlers, etc)
    Mandu
    P.S. Your orange furs look quite fetching. The girls must go crazy!

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  35. That made us laff and laff! We know you really love your wax tape but even so?

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  36. Oh my goodness! That really made my day! Thanks Felix! :)

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  37. Memphis has asked if you'd let May Ling know there is always room for her under his blanket! Thank mew!


    Clarissa

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  38. You need to trade in your peoples, man. Either that or make good use of the permission they've given you... They put a shower cap on you. That means it must be Ok to shower the place, right? So sprinkle liberally. Shower the place good. Start those pee wars again, and then when you get the blame, just smile innocently, point to the shower cap, and say "Well, how do you expect a guy to interpret you when you tell him it's Ok to sprinkle? You got yourselves to blame!"

    Just as a by the way, I didn't let the kitten see this. Your dignity is preserved... At least, in her eyes it is. And no, that wasn't a giggle. It was a cough!

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  39. It's tough being a wax paper addict...we get that Felix ,(we have tissue paper issues ourselves...)Still, a cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do...to get his fix we mean!!
    The pinned back ears with red cap looks kinda cool dude.Srsly.We feelz it.

    the critters in The Cottage xo

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  40. You are one dashingly handsome man cat Felix! Not quite so sure about the red plastic thing on your head!!

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  41. Err Felix, I don't think that bit of wax paper was enough payment for the indignity of that shower cap, if I was you I'd haggle a bit more next time!!! (p.s. thanks for the Gotcha Day wishes) :)

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  42. Oh FELIX! I have never met you..you handsome ornj mancat you. Oh my..how very swave and deboner you are. Oh goodness.

    xoxoxoxox

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  43. Felix, your so beautiful you make that shower cap look good. I bet you'd even look great in rain boots.

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  44. OH my. You do not look pleased at all! And where did they ever find SUCH a hat??

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  45. Oh dear Felix,,, dat sure lookz like da coverz da mom putz on da stinkie goodness canz,,,, you wear dat in dis castle and efuryone would be chasin you like you were dinner ^..^ :0 and lookz like you glo in da dark too .... mol Dere be no hidin fur you ::snickering::

    Awww poor Felix...... ^..^

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  46. Ornj Copper, you did a great job modeling that shower cap! Especially since it did not have a chin-strap to hold it on your head!

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  47. Felix
    we are glad you are well compensated!

    heheheheh
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  48. If it makes you feel any better, it's good luck to wear red on the Chinese new year (today).

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  49. I know I already commented, but this isnt necessarily about todays post, MOL.
    I was just over at Chrystals blog (daily dose of dogs aka cats with your coffee) and I had to say thank you and YAY for your part in getting a rescued kitty into a new home!!!
    And while I'm here, I may as well say I LOVE this blog!

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  50. Poor Felix, all that for some wax paper. We are not sure about that reward. But what ever suits your taste. You did a great job of wearing that shower cap. Very norty Daddah for making you do that. Take care.

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  51. Modeling does look like hard work but at least your got your reward right away Felix!

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  52. ::snigger:: You sold yourself to cheap Ornj Copper.We tried to hide the pictures from our mum but failed. We will try and get her up off the floor when she stops rolling around.

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  53. Ha ha ha ha ha!! Oh my, I did not expect a shower cap! I'm sorry, Ornj Copper, for laughing so much, but it is hilarious! I love your face expression, too. Oh poor you...but thank you very much for your modeling work!

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  54. OMG, that first picture is priceless. Sorry, Felix. The other comments were as funny as the picture.

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  55. Felix, you're a good sport... a GREAT sport. We hope you'll be richly rewarded for putting up with this sort of c@#p!

    Lizzie & 3 kitties

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  56. Where did your silly parents come up with that shower cap? Its too big to be a condom! The mom here is just laffing! We take it no blood was shed during your photo shoot.

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  57. Felix, we don't know if there is anything we love that much that we would wear that shower cap.

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  58. Shower Cap! YOU wore a shower cap just for waxed paper? Me is just so..so..so...
    Well, if it makes you happy...
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  59. Ay-yi-yi, who knew that a kitteh could make a shower cap look so good! You sure are a good sport about modeling it.

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  60. Now that really caps things off! At least Daddy has mollified you with wax paper. A good chomp might take your mind off that silly thing on your head.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!