The Baby here, dedding this here sassy catnip lemon.
filthy perfectly marinated with cat fur, lint and spit.
I like to shake it back and forth, snapping it's lemony spine.
Lemon! Have you had enough of my ferocious feline fierceness yet?
Lemon: " Uncle!"
Yes! I have triumphed over the faux fruit. Good timing, because I have a chinny itch...
Now, what should I kill next?
XX The Baby XX