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Friday, March 30, 2012

Fishy Friday!

Kitties!

May Ling here.
Look what I caught--

GIANT Fishy! 
He was swimming across the living room tile when I first saw him.  I reached out and snagged him on my mighty Cat hooks on my very first cast!

I told Fishy that his time had come, and to prepare to die.

Then, I killed him dead with a series of  vishus bunny kicks!  

Do not imagine this was an easy feat, kitties, I had to kick and Kick and KICK to subdue him.
It took hours.

Do you see my red eyes?  I'm overcome with Fishy Blood Lust!

Finally, I decided it might be safe to release him.

But I was wrong.
That ding-dang defiant dirty bird Fishy reanimated and tried to swim away!

That was the final straw--I tromped Fishy beneath my pile-driver paws.
Mommy cracked up and said I looked like I was stomping fish grapes--whatever.

Finally, I sat on him, and victory was mine.

Kitties, Mommy says ignore all the valerian root on the tile.  We had a party last night, and it got sorta out of hand...

Happy Friday!

xx  May Ling  XX

45 comments:

  1. We had hoped it was fish guts all over the floor and you had managed to disembowel the slippery creature.. You are indeed a might huntress with efficient slicing and dicing claws. Remind us mancats to keep a healthy distance.

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  2. We had hoped it was fish guts all over the floor and you had managed to disembowel the slippery creature.. You are indeed a might huntress with efficient slicing and dicing claws. Remind us mancats to keep a healthy distance.

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  3. Looks like the Catch and Release program went bellah-up at your house!

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  4. With all those vegetables around too, you could cook yourself up a lovely fish stew. A poem for you. Mew.

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  5. It is surprising how much bunny kicking is necessary to subdue a pesky fish, isn't it?

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  6. Wow, May Ling, that fishy was HARD to kill!

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  7. What an excellent fishy! I love it. I wonder if they can make him into flakes?

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  8. watch that carrot, it can be sneaky.

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  9. Looks like you deaded the fish really good May Ling!

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  10. Whoa! I'm scared of your fishy blood lust eyes....that Fishy deserves to die. purrr...meow!

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  11. I think we should ask our mommy to buy one of those fishies ... we wants one....!!!

    ~Kat, Pedro, Yasmin, Maori, Hope and Faith ~

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  12. Wow, what a big fish you caught. That's big enough to feed everyone in the Lounge! You sure are a great fisherkitty :)xx

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  13. Awesome fishy! But he was just distracting you so the carrot could bite you in the butt! Stomp them both!

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  14. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Now THAT is a catch!
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Tiger,Treasure and JJ

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  15. wow looks a delicious game there!
    Love your performance my sweet friend May Ling.I wish you and all cat friends a great weekend!
    Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

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  16. That is one humongous fishy! Explains why it took so long to dedded it.

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  17. Good job Mai Ling. I'm impressed with how you finally kilted him in the end. I bet you could get a job in a fish market!

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  18. That sounds like it was an intense battle!

    I swear I had my money on you the entire time. I swear.

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  19. That fishy never ever had a chance!

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  20. years from now when you're re-telling this story be sure to exaggerate the size of the fish. we all do it.

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  21. Epic! Worthy of Captain Ahab himself I reckon!!

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  22. May Ling you are an excellent fisherwoman!! Hugs Madi

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  23. Most gorgeous and wonderful MayLing!! The fish was so doomed! Doomed!!! Yay!! Take care
    x

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  24. Andy, Kiefer and GusMarch 30, 2012 at 10:18 AM

    We guess our invitation to the party got lost in the mail? Sigh - we probably won't have come anyway - with plane fares so high - but an invite would have been nice. Hope it was fun anyway. We got our Ham micks the other day so we've been partying for days - if you know what we mean.

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  25. Oh, May ling, you're my bestest favorite of them all. Good job... it cracked me up when you sat on the fishie :)

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  26. Sweet May Ling that was quite a fishing battle you had there...good job subduing that fish. He was a real active one! Hugs and nose kisses

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  27. What a mighty huntress you are May Ling! But it's kinda scary that it reanimated and became a zombie fish!

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  28. Great job, lovely May Ling!...Ohhh, partying with valerian root sounds awesome!...Happy weekend sweet friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  29. That fishy put up a great fight but it didn't stand a chance with you May Ling!

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  30. Those danged fishes! They all need to go down and sleep wif da...
    um.. well, good thing you deaded him!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  31. We laughed when you finally sat on the fish. We are glad you subdued that vishus fishy!

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  32. May LING! I am doubly impressed. And seeing that fish lust reflected in your eyes and your joy on dedding it? Riches!

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  33. That ding-dang dirty bird fish won't ever try that again! Good job, May Ling!

    And we're sorry we missed the party last night!!

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  34. Wow! That was some battle with the big fishie May Ling. He didn't stand a chance though when you gave him a good bunny kicking, and sitting on him at the end was sure to finish him off.

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  35. That is one miraculous fishie, May Ling -- it grew feathers after it died!!

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  36. that's all well and good but I am trying to wrap my head around a pumpkin being out in MARCH....lmao!

    xoxoxo

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  37. May Ling, you really showed that fishy who was boss. Good job. And then fishy became birdfishy, and you showed birdfishy that you were the boss of the house. Good job May Ling. You are our hero.

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  38. May Ling--I think you are quite the honey of a huntress. Can I have your autograph? :)

    Noir

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  39. Good catch! My kitties got their yearly Easter eggs today. I fill plastic eggs with catnip and they enjoy pushing those around on the floor. =)

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  40. That was some fishy fight! Isn't it funny how sitting on the enemy always does the trick. ;)
    xo Catherine

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