May Ling here.
Look what I caught--
a GIANT Fishy!
He was swimming across the living room tile when I first saw him. I reached out and snagged him on my mighty Cat hooks on my very first cast!
I told Fishy that his time had come, and to prepare to die.
Then, I killed him dead with a series of vishus bunny kicks!
Do not imagine this was an easy feat, kitties, I had to kick and Kick and KICK to subdue him.
It took hours.
Do you see my red eyes? I'm overcome with Fishy Blood Lust!
Finally, I decided it might be safe to release him.
But I was wrong.
That ding-dang defiant dirty bird Fishy reanimated and tried to swim away!
That was the final straw--I tromped Fishy beneath my pile-driver paws.
Mommy cracked up and said I looked like I was stomping fish grapes--whatever.
Finally, I sat on him, and victory was mine.
Kitties, Mommy says ignore all the valerian root on the tile. We had a party last night, and it got sorta out of hand...
xx May Ling XX