Kitties!
May Ling here.
Look what I caught--
a GIANT Fishy!
He was swimming across the living room tile when I first saw him. I reached out and snagged him on my mighty Cat hooks on my very first cast!
I told Fishy that his time had come, and to prepare to die.
Then, I killed him dead with a series of vishus bunny kicks!
Do not imagine this was an easy feat, kitties, I had to kick and Kick and KICK to subdue him.
It took hours.
Do you see my red eyes? I'm overcome with Fishy Blood Lust!
Finally, I decided it might be safe to release him.
But I was wrong.
That ding-dang defiant dirty bird Fishy reanimated and tried to swim away!
That was the final straw--I tromped Fishy beneath my pile-driver paws.
Mommy cracked up and said I looked like I was stomping fish grapes--whatever.
Finally, I sat on him, and victory was mine.
Kitties, Mommy says ignore all the valerian root on the tile. We had a party last night, and it got sorta out of hand...
Happy Friday!
xx May Ling XX
Oh! That is the BEST fishie we have EVER seen!
ReplyDeleteWe had hoped it was fish guts all over the floor and you had managed to disembowel the slippery creature.. You are indeed a might huntress with efficient slicing and dicing claws. Remind us mancats to keep a healthy distance.
ReplyDeleteWe had hoped it was fish guts all over the floor and you had managed to disembowel the slippery creature.. You are indeed a might huntress with efficient slicing and dicing claws. Remind us mancats to keep a healthy distance.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Catch and Release program went bellah-up at your house!
ReplyDeleteWith all those vegetables around too, you could cook yourself up a lovely fish stew. A poem for you. Mew.
ReplyDeleteIt is surprising how much bunny kicking is necessary to subdue a pesky fish, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteWow, May Ling, that fishy was HARD to kill!
ReplyDeleteWhat an excellent fishy! I love it. I wonder if they can make him into flakes?
ReplyDeletewatch that carrot, it can be sneaky.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you deaded the fish really good May Ling!
ReplyDeleteThat is a very big fishie!
ReplyDeleteWhoa! I'm scared of your fishy blood lust eyes....that Fishy deserves to die. purrr...meow!
ReplyDeleteI think we should ask our mommy to buy one of those fishies ... we wants one....!!!
ReplyDelete~Kat, Pedro, Yasmin, Maori, Hope and Faith ~
Wow, what a big fish you caught. That's big enough to feed everyone in the Lounge! You sure are a great fisherkitty :)xx
ReplyDeleteAwesome fishy! But he was just distracting you so the carrot could bite you in the butt! Stomp them both!
ReplyDeleteWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is a catch!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ
wow looks a delicious game there!
ReplyDeleteLove your performance my sweet friend May Ling.I wish you and all cat friends a great weekend!
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA
That is one humongous fishy! Explains why it took so long to dedded it.
ReplyDeleteGood job Mai Ling. I'm impressed with how you finally kilted him in the end. I bet you could get a job in a fish market!
ReplyDeleteWow!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great Friday!
That sounds like it was an intense battle!
ReplyDeleteI swear I had my money on you the entire time. I swear.
That fishy never ever had a chance!
ReplyDeleteyears from now when you're re-telling this story be sure to exaggerate the size of the fish. we all do it.
ReplyDeleteEpic! Worthy of Captain Ahab himself I reckon!!
ReplyDeleteMay Ling you are an excellent fisherwoman!! Hugs Madi
ReplyDeleteMost gorgeous and wonderful MayLing!! The fish was so doomed! Doomed!!! Yay!! Take care
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Great job dedding that fishy!
ReplyDeleteWe guess our invitation to the party got lost in the mail? Sigh - we probably won't have come anyway - with plane fares so high - but an invite would have been nice. Hope it was fun anyway. We got our Ham micks the other day so we've been partying for days - if you know what we mean.
ReplyDeleteOh, May ling, you're my bestest favorite of them all. Good job... it cracked me up when you sat on the fishie :)
ReplyDeleteGreat job, May Ling!
ReplyDeleteSweet May Ling that was quite a fishing battle you had there...good job subduing that fish. He was a real active one! Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteWhat a mighty huntress you are May Ling! But it's kinda scary that it reanimated and became a zombie fish!
ReplyDeleteGreat job, lovely May Ling!...Ohhh, partying with valerian root sounds awesome!...Happy weekend sweet friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteThat fishy put up a great fight but it didn't stand a chance with you May Ling!
ReplyDeleteThose danged fishes! They all need to go down and sleep wif da...
ReplyDeleteum.. well, good thing you deaded him!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
We laughed when you finally sat on the fish. We are glad you subdued that vishus fishy!
ReplyDeleteMay LING! I am doubly impressed. And seeing that fish lust reflected in your eyes and your joy on dedding it? Riches!
ReplyDeleteThat ding-dang dirty bird fish won't ever try that again! Good job, May Ling!
ReplyDeleteAnd we're sorry we missed the party last night!!
Wow! That was some battle with the big fishie May Ling. He didn't stand a chance though when you gave him a good bunny kicking, and sitting on him at the end was sure to finish him off.
ReplyDeleteThat is one miraculous fishie, May Ling -- it grew feathers after it died!!
ReplyDeletethat's all well and good but I am trying to wrap my head around a pumpkin being out in MARCH....lmao!
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
May Ling, you really showed that fishy who was boss. Good job. And then fishy became birdfishy, and you showed birdfishy that you were the boss of the house. Good job May Ling. You are our hero.
ReplyDeleteMay Ling--I think you are quite the honey of a huntress. Can I have your autograph? :)
ReplyDeleteNoir
Good catch! My kitties got their yearly Easter eggs today. I fill plastic eggs with catnip and they enjoy pushing those around on the floor. =)
ReplyDeleteThat was some fishy fight! Isn't it funny how sitting on the enemy always does the trick. ;)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine