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Friday, March 23, 2012

The Recent Awfulness

Kitties!

A friend of Daddy's recently adopted a Shih Tzu puppy named Diesel. 
 Daddy told Mommy that Diesel was so cute that he wanted to bring him home!
  You can imagine our wrath.

Mommy, that traitor, wanted to go meet Diesel.  She is rotten to the core.  A no-count, n'er-do-well, dirty, lousy...what?
Oh.
It appears that Mommy will not type any more aspersions we might cast upon on her character.
Anyway, they went over to visit.

Diesel is tiny!  We could proly eat him in one or two bites. 
According to Mommy he is a soft cottony ball of fluff, but we thought he looked rather vishus.

He cuddled with our Mommy, who was smitten  Did we mention how terrible loving of all creatures she is?

Mommy thought Diesel had the cutest little hiney.  hmph.

So, that should be the end of the story, right?

Wrong.

Turns out that Diesel, like most woofies, actually likes to travel and go places! 
And unfortunately, one of "those places" was OUR house!

We were not amused.

And since Mommy won't let us tell you what we think of her and Daddy, here's a movie poster that says it all for us:
heh.


Happy Friday!

XX  The Katnip Lounge Kats  XX

54 comments:

  1. Sorry kitties, I'm with your mom. That's one cute little puppy.

    Look at it this way, at least he doesn't live with you!

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  2. Diesel reminds me of my cousin Mad Max! He was "one of those", but me liked him cuz he was small, unlike MY hairy slobbery sisters!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. On vacations, Pisi and Squeak have to deal with a mutant Shih Tzu. (he's way big for his breed.) They have found that the best way to deal with the creature is to hide. But you may be able to train this one, since he's a baby! Good luck to you! He is one cutie, though.

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  4. What?! Your humans allowed that THING into YOUR house?! The nerve! Punishment is in order.

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  5. But the important question is: Was he tasty?

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  6. We are just revolted by this violation of your space. Have you removed the Diesel stink yet ?
    We have been reading some of Äiti's chemistry books and apparently diesel is flammable.

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  7. We are just revolted by this violation of your space. Have you removed the Diesel stink yet ?
    We have been reading some of Äiti's chemistry books and apparently diesel is flammable.

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  8. We'z furry sorry, but, we think Diesel is cute. Zippy lived wif a little, bitty, tiny puff ball woofie fur da furst six years of her life AND SHE LIKED HIM. Sadie knowed him fur three years, and tho she din't love him, she tolerated him purrty good. Sometimes woofies can be good frends, Teddy protected Zippy from da jinormus black crows dat we is sure was gonna carry her off.

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  9. Now, now. I am sure your mommy and daddy still love all of you.

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  10. Yeah! That is so wrong. I'd have chased that little dog!

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  11. Woofie in a feline den? This would make a great movie. Better call James Cameron right away. This is going to be epic. har har har *evil laughs*

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  12. You'd think your Mommy would be a better judge of hineys.

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  13. How shocking to discover your mummy is the most perfidious of people! We'd sulk and demand treats. Bags of them!

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  14. Diesel is so tiny! And adorable. Did any of you take a closer look at him? :)

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  15. I feels for you! Woolfies can be difficult! How hard it must have been to meet Diesel!

    Here we have Monty and Reye! Monty is ok... but Reye barks and barks and barks!

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  16. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Diesel is such a sweetie. Mummy would love a little woofie like that too. If she thinks Simba and I are puppy sitting she has another think coming!! :)xx

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  17. Oh kitties you have a very cute new friend. I am sure you will whip him into shap. :)

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  18. Hes adorable.I had 2 cats and I recently got another one.To make 3I also have 2 dogs a westie and border collie.The new kitty is doing well with the dogs no problem.

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  19. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! He's ADORABLE!!! LOL! But not as adorable as you gorgeous Katnip Lounge kitties!! Me and Charlie hope you told him who RULES!!
    :-)

    Take care
    x

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  20. OMC if Austin sees this he will need an intervention. That gorgeous little fluff ball looks like Toby from next door!!!!! There is a UN resolution pending on territorial boundaries and I don't like the way it's going!!!!

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  21. Of course our human is squeeing over Diesel, says he's just the cutest little ball of fluff ever. Hmmph.

    We're with you -- totally unimpressed!

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  22. We are ashamed to say that our mum thinks he is cute! We hope you are doing a lot of work with puddles and poop to get your lounge smelling right again and get rid of the alien smell.

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  23. Don't tell anyone, but our mom adores shih tzus and would love to have one. Diesel is adorable!!

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  24. Hopefully you have forgiven your Mommy and Crazypants Daddy for allowing Diesel into your domain! .....
    but we have to admit, he is precius!
    ~ The Bunch

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  25. Ack! They brought a woofie over to visit? No, just say no.

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  26. Ack! They brought a woofie over to visit? No, just say no.

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  27. I am so sure there is a law against stuff like this. Do I need to call the governor?

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  28. we got a no dog rule here too!!!

    but - we hear rumor that if you beat them up when they are little, you can enslave them forever... something to think about.

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  29. OMG! The doggie is so tinny!
    Have a great weekend pals!

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  30. Hey, you could train him to fetch you treats!

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  31. That is one adorable pup! He's so tiny he'd make a great playmate and you can always get up on something to get away from a tiny dog :)

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  32. Um, kitties? Is he a member of your family now?

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  33. Aww, sorry guys! I have to say - that is one adorable puppy!

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  34. yeah, it is one adorable little puppy! You are all adorable as well, you know that, right? Oh yes, what cat doesn't know that??

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  35. AWWWWWW!!!!! so sorry kitties, but AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! really sorry about that, but AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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  36. I'm not a dog person, but that fluffy little ball of fur is kinda cute. However, I'm totally content seeing doggie cuteness from pictures.. Sorry you had to see it in person. So, how are you going to get rid of all the doggie scent he put in your house? hee hee

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  37. Stand yer ground and DONT let that thing in the house! You will never get anny attention again ever, if you do...

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  38. omigod, don't be mad at me but I also think this little pup is so cute! =^.^= Luna

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  39. They let it in your house!
    We are flabbergasted at their callowness. Did it yap too? Those things yap alot. Gives ya a headache. One smack of Johnnys mighty paw and that thing would be out the door. Make it so.

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  40. What a cute little guy!!! Rudy Farcus and Oppea agree with you though. They wouldn't want him here either.

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  41. ha ha - you are lucky mom didn't bring him home to live with you!! He's really cute tho.

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  42. Happy Freaky Friday to you 13...
    OMC I'm not even sure there is enough of that little pip squeak for 2 of you to feast on. MOL!! How dare your very own mom come home smelling of woofie? Hugs Madi

    Mom says Diesel is absolutely adorable.

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  43. A woofie smaller than all of you? That's way different than our sisfur Sadie! Diesel is pretty cute though!

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  44. You guys are right...you could eat that Diesel in a couple of bites.

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  45. MOL!!! We rolled on the floor at the movie poster!

    We would say THE Very Same Thing to our mommy if she dared - DARED! - to do such a thing!

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  46. Listen up, kitties. At our house, the cats RULE the dogs. No stinking slobbering canine will ever outrank a cat. And cats can get dogs to do their bidding, not to mention take the blame for their badness. A cat has SO MANY USES for a dog. Your Mommy needs a dog, but you kittens NEED ONE EVEN MORE!!! Slave, scapegoat, punching bag, claw-sharpener. Just imagine!

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  47. Whoa...sorry we missed this one...but whoa...serious issues here my furriends.

    A visiting woofie? I mean, our Grete is allowed to have furriends of the woofie kind but they are NOT welcome here. No way.

    Whoa.

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  48. We rather like Diesel, he can visit us any time.

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  49. While I am sure the wee pup was cute to snuggle, ooo and awww over for a little while, let's just say it, there is no way that little ball of fluff could surpass all the super cuteness and sweetness of all you kitties! :)
    xo Catherine

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  50. Holy cow, so did he move in? Will there be a dogio? So many unanswered questions!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!