Kitties!
Salem here.
As you can see, I'm performing a thorough tongue-tidying.
I like to go top to bottom, so I do my ears and whiskers first.
My vest is next.
Then I work on my shirt ruffles, right to left...
...with a minor detour to lavish a little lavage upon my Plump, Juicy, Thigh.
Slowly, I wash my way down to my tasty tuxy tummy.
And beyond.
(not pictured for modesty reasons)
A final spit shine to my sleeves,
and I'm done!
Whew.
Happy Tuesday!
XX Salem XX
Wow, that seems like a lot of work! You have the time to think of all your alliterations. And tease with your titillating thighs.
ReplyDelete::thud::
ReplyDeleteSpitty will be taking an extended break from the Blogosphere now. I'm not really sure when he will be able to post again. He ws doing all right, really, until he came to the "...plump, juicy, thigh" picture, and then we lost him.
Wow, that was, well, er, it was those plump, juicy thighs that did us in!
ReplyDeleteErrr...Salem...mind if I send Seb to take grooming lessons from you? Not much help for a tuxie in a house full of tabbies. purrr...meow!
ReplyDeleteSalem, this kind of meticulous grooming SHOWS!
ReplyDeleteYou are one clean cat!
ReplyDeleteThe shine is hurting my eyes :)
ReplyDeleteThere's one word for you: Tuxie TEASE.
ReplyDeleteOkay that's two words, but you know Miss Salem, that the mancats of the blogosphere are all swooning. Except for me -I am true to my gorgeous tortie girlfriend Maggie May and I didn't even look at you meaty, lucious, shiny, bodacious thighs.
There's one word for you: Tuxie TEASE.
ReplyDeleteOkay that's two words, but you know Miss Salem, that the mancats of the blogosphere are all swooning. Except for me -I am true to my gorgeous tortie girlfriend Maggie May and I didn't even look at you meaty, lucious, shiny, bodacious thighs.
Salem - You need someone like Gracie to help you clean your furs - She and George have big Lick Fests where she cleans him and then he cleans her - It's pretty funny - and now that I have figured out the movie thing on my camera I'm hoping I can get a picture of that one some time - he he he...
ReplyDeleteThank your Mommy about her kind words on our sheep fleeces - (they always look like big open fuzzy flowers to me) T.
So that's how you keep the whites so white and the blacks so shiney!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot a "T" though... I do belive you're in cat Tree.. So is that a Triple Tee Tidy Tuxedo Tree Tuesday? Oh, and what the other's have said, Triple Tee Tidy Tease Tuxedo Tree Tuesday? Terrific!
Good job Salem. Good job!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't you just look amazing. All fluffed up and ready for the day :)xx
ReplyDeleteHello Salem,
ReplyDeleteI think you take good care of your beauty! :)
Very well done!
Luna
Beautiful Salem!! Your beauty regime is fabulous!! Me and Charlie are taking down notes! Yay! take care
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I'm impressed because you do such a good job. You are squeaky clean!
ReplyDeleteOh you sexy thang! You're tormenting my girl-kitties with your cleaning routine. :)
ReplyDeleteWow, that certainly was a thorough bathing routine, Salem! We say it must be time for a nap now, after all your exertions.
ReplyDeleteWow. That is very thorough. We are impressed.. and even more impressed that your Mom preserved your modesty. That's cool.
ReplyDeletedone? you've gotta a lot of siblings that need washing too.
ReplyDeleteSalem that was a beautiful bath!!!
ReplyDeleteYour organized approach is noted. Where good grooming is concerned, you can't be too careful. Just one thing: Should we be taking note of your convention-busting fashion-forward daring? I refer, of course, to your wearing of white gloves. Before Easter. We will put it before the Deportment Committee whether we should Resolve that this is a good show of individual creativity or defiance, or whether the old way should be preserved in this important matter.
ReplyDeleteThat was a real tuxie all over spit and lick job. Austin's quite enamoured ;)
ReplyDeleteYou could give our Miss Emily a lesson. Mom has to help her because her furs are so long. Sometimes she does not appreciate the help.
ReplyDeleteWell, most of the time, actually.
Happy Tuesday!
~ The Bunch
Well Done Salem...you deserve a 10 hour nap now.
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi
Spitty...Rupert will sober you with his manly glare! He looks after all his girl sibs.
ReplyDeletegood job Salem....you look very handsome!!
ReplyDeleteThat was lots of work, but the end result is impressive!
ReplyDeleteOoo La La!
ReplyDeleteWe're smitten too!
Modesty reasons, ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteA feline's work is never done.
ReplyDeleteCleanliness is next to Codliness!
ReplyDeleteThat is a very thorough wash session and look how it pays off with your sparkly white furs.. Special... Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteWow! Great bath lesson!
ReplyDeleteNOw it is time for a nap! Grooming is hard work!
ReplyDeleteThat was a very thorough bath Salem. You are lucky that your mum preserved your modesty. Our mum would have exposed us to the world.
ReplyDeleteSalem, aren't you spiffy for the first day of spring!
ReplyDeleteGood work - shiny clean. FAZ
ReplyDeleteVery good job, Salem, you are very thorough!
ReplyDeleteHarley's eyes almost bugged out of his head!
ReplyDeleteNice and clean from top to bottom.
ReplyDeleteThat was quite the thorough washing, Salem!
ReplyDeleteDon't let Callie know, but Kozmo spent at leat a hour looking at Salem's bath!
ReplyDeleteThere is drool all over the iPad!
Kisses
Nellie
First of all...Love your name, Salem! You are lookin' good!
ReplyDeleteSalem, it's clear you're well on your way to a centerfold spread! Tell your mom the photos are FANTASTIC and the captions are CRACKING HER UP!!!
ReplyDelete; ) Katie