As you can see, I'm performing a thorough tongue-tidying.
I like to go top to bottom, so I do my ears and whiskers first.
My vest is next.
Then I work on my shirt ruffles, right to left...
...with a minor detour to lavish a little lavage upon my Plump, Juicy, Thigh.
Slowly, I wash my way down to my tasty tuxy tummy.
(not pictured for modesty reasons)
A final spit shine to my sleeves,
and I'm done!
XX Salem XX