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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Triple Tee Tidy Tuxedo Tuesday!

Kitties!

Salem here.
As you can see, I'm performing a thorough tongue-tidying.

I like to go top to bottom, so I do my ears and whiskers first.

My vest is next.

Then I work on my shirt ruffles, right to left...

...with a minor detour to lavish a little lavage upon my Plump, Juicy, Thigh.

Slowly, I wash my way down to my tasty tuxy tummy.

And beyond. 
 (not pictured for modesty reasons)

A final spit shine to my sleeves,

and I'm done!
Whew.  


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX

45 comments:

Oui Oui said...

Wow, that seems like a lot of work! You have the time to think of all your alliterations. And tease with your titillating thighs.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

::thud::

Spitty will be taking an extended break from the Blogosphere now. I'm not really sure when he will be able to post again. He ws doing all right, really, until he came to the "...plump, juicy, thigh" picture, and then we lost him.

Prancer Pie said...

Wow, that was, well, er, it was those plump, juicy thighs that did us in!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Errr...Salem...mind if I send Seb to take grooming lessons from you? Not much help for a tuxie in a house full of tabbies. purrr...meow!

Sparkle said...

Salem, this kind of meticulous grooming SHOWS!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are one clean cat!

Pasha said...

The shine is hurting my eyes :)

Punapippuri said...

There's one word for you: Tuxie TEASE.

Okay that's two words, but you know Miss Salem, that the mancats of the blogosphere are all swooning. Except for me -I am true to my gorgeous tortie girlfriend Maggie May and I didn't even look at you meaty, lucious, shiny, bodacious thighs.

Punapippuri said...

There's one word for you: Tuxie TEASE.

Okay that's two words, but you know Miss Salem, that the mancats of the blogosphere are all swooning. Except for me -I am true to my gorgeous tortie girlfriend Maggie May and I didn't even look at you meaty, lucious, shiny, bodacious thighs.

Tina T-P said...

Salem - You need someone like Gracie to help you clean your furs - She and George have big Lick Fests where she cleans him and then he cleans her - It's pretty funny - and now that I have figured out the movie thing on my camera I'm hoping I can get a picture of that one some time - he he he...

Thank your Mommy about her kind words on our sheep fleeces - (they always look like big open fuzzy flowers to me) T.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

So that's how you keep the whites so white and the blacks so shiney!
You forgot a "T" though... I do belive you're in cat Tree.. So is that a Triple Tee Tidy Tuxedo Tree Tuesday? Oh, and what the other's have said, Triple Tee Tidy Tease Tuxedo Tree Tuesday? Terrific!

Pricilla said...

Good job Salem. Good job!

Princess Jasmine said...

And don't you just look amazing. All fluffed up and ready for the day :)xx

We love LUNA said...

Hello Salem,
I think you take good care of your beauty! :)
Very well done!
Luna

Old Kitty said...

Beautiful Salem!! Your beauty regime is fabulous!! Me and Charlie are taking down notes! Yay! take care
x

Mariodacat said...

I'm impressed because you do such a good job. You are squeaky clean!

Knatolee said...

Oh you sexy thang! You're tormenting my girl-kitties with your cleaning routine. :)

Fuzzy Tales said...

Wow, that certainly was a thorough bathing routine, Salem! We say it must be time for a nap now, after all your exertions.

The Whiskeratti said...

Wow. That is very thorough. We are impressed.. and even more impressed that your Mom preserved your modesty. That's cool.

-d ma said...

done? you've gotta a lot of siblings that need washing too.

Cat said...

Salem that was a beautiful bath!!!

Nadbugs said...

Your organized approach is noted. Where good grooming is concerned, you can't be too careful. Just one thing: Should we be taking note of your convention-busting fashion-forward daring? I refer, of course, to your wearing of white gloves. Before Easter. We will put it before the Deportment Committee whether we should Resolve that this is a good show of individual creativity or defiance, or whether the old way should be preserved in this important matter.

Carolyn said...

That was a real tuxie all over spit and lick job. Austin's quite enamoured ;)

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

You could give our Miss Emily a lesson. Mom has to help her because her furs are so long. Sometimes she does not appreciate the help.
Well, most of the time, actually.
Happy Tuesday!
~ The Bunch

Madi and Mom said...

Well Done Salem...you deserve a 10 hour nap now.
Hugs Madi

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty...Rupert will sober you with his manly glare! He looks after all his girl sibs.

Random Felines said...

good job Salem....you look very handsome!!

Brian said...

That was lots of work, but the end result is impressive!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Ooo La La!
We're smitten too!

Rene said...

Modesty reasons, ha ha ha!

Laoch of Chicago said...

A feline's work is never done.

William said...

Cleanliness is next to Codliness!

Ginger Jasper said...

That is a very thorough wash session and look how it pays off with your sparkly white furs.. Special... Hugs GJ xx

Repositório said...

Wow! Great bath lesson!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

NOw it is time for a nap! Grooming is hard work!

Eric and Flynn said...

That was a very thorough bath Salem. You are lucky that your mum preserved your modesty. Our mum would have exposed us to the world.

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Salem, aren't you spiffy for the first day of spring!

Christine and FAZ said...

Good work - shiny clean. FAZ

Kat and the Furrsonality gang said...

Very good job, Salem, you are very thorough!

Daisy said...

Harley's eyes almost bugged out of his head!

Derby, Ducky said...

Nice and clean from top to bottom.

The Island Cats said...

That was quite the thorough washing, Salem!

The Cat From Hell said...

Don't let Callie know, but Kozmo spent at leat a hour looking at Salem's bath!
There is drool all over the iPad!
Kisses
Nellie

Deb Harvey said...

First of all...Love your name, Salem! You are lookin' good!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Salem, it's clear you're well on your way to a centerfold spread! Tell your mom the photos are FANTASTIC and the captions are CRACKING HER UP!!!
; ) Katie