May Ling here, being once again pursued by the evil pincers!
When I left off with my story yesterday, John was preparing to deal with the Pincering Peril for once and for all.
*my only thought is of escape*
He prepared for battle, sizing up the enemy.
He stood up to the pincer's squeezy onslaught...
...and wrested them from Mommy's grip with his powerful paws.
Johhny: These pincers will never accost a Cat again!
Defeated, Mommy retrieved the pincers...
...and promptly pinced again!
Maui: Ai Yi Yi!
With Mommy hot on his heels Maui made for the bathroom.
Where all of a sudden the pincers attacked Mommy!
They had taken on a will of their own.
There was a mighty battle.
It was pretty awful. We can't show the pictures. They're simply too gruesome.
In the end, Mommy won, and she hog-tied those pincers with a green twisty-tie.
All is not well though. It appears that the pincers had time to spawn on their wild rampage.
Run, Mommy, RUN!
XX May Ling XX