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Friday, August 24, 2012

Our Mommy and her Olympic-Sized Apology!

Kitties!


KonaKitty here, and as you can see I am totally disgusted with our Mommy.  She has got to be the worst secretary we've ever had!

*sigh*

Would you like to hear about her latest atrocity?
Of course you would.
Mommy, tell our pals about how you screwed up.

Do I have to?

YES!  Your choices are either 'fess up, or eat a corvid, without ketchup!

A CORVID?

Mommy, you are a moron.  Corvid = Crow.  
Make good with your apology or you get to consume a crow, sans condiments.


KonaKitty, you are one tough Kat.  It's a good thing you're so cute...

Mommy's Confession:
Gmail screwed up the Kat's account and I missed two entries into their Counter Surfing Event so here they are and I'm verreh verreh sorry and it will never happen again and please don't stick your claws in me!!!

Very good, Mommy.  Now, here are the final and last two entries!
(that we know of.)
This fine canine behind belongs to Sarge!
We like how he's hangin' eight so close to the edge.

Little Isis takes her Surfing seriously!
Just look at the concentration in her eyes.


Sarge and Isis, you both win GOLD!

Mommy has to update our page with a few entries, but you can bet your pawpads that I'll make sure she gets it done, and soon.  Because I'm a secretarial stickler!
That's sticker, sweetheart.  StickER.  With your claws, on my pillowy protuberances.


Happy Friday!

XX  KonaKitty, the Enforcer  XX

47 comments:

  1. The humans always need keepers. We're so glad your Mommy has you KonaKitty, to keep her on the straight and narrow!

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  2. Awww, poor mommy! Not her fault email screwed up.. it happens. Love the final two entries though!!
    Kona Kitty, I hope you forgive now.

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  3. There's a reason we have the phrase, "Only human" to mean imperfection...

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  4. Moms...if it weren't for the Fancy Feast we'd have to fire them...

    Well, there's the scritches and the love and the roof over our heads and the soft blankies....and the socks and the cheese...oh

    Man...I guess you have to forgive your mom, but NEVER forget.

    xoxo Cory

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  5. Äiti says go easy on your Mom.
    We say.....destroy! Well, a few paws and claws and hairballs at the very least.

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  6. Isis is one cute kitty. Give your mommy a bread kats. gmail can suck wind at times

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  7. This is why I did not host an Olympic event - my human is, if anything, far more inept than yours and I can only imagine the mess she would have made of things.

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  8. Well, if you ponder what MY Human did to me this week, I think you will find your Mommy's offense was not quite so egregious after all. Just sayin'.

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  9. Ouch, crow sans ketchup - Kona Kitty - you are harsh! T.

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  10. We're glad no crow was eaten!

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  11. If you need extra corvids, let us know. We will mail some to you!

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  12. This shouldn't be too bad should it?

    Best Wishes & Purrs,

    ~Your Furriend Wu-Dong

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  13. Well done, Kona Kitty - you have solved the problem. Don't be too hard on your Mommy; she is only a human ... they do have their uses ...!
    Purrs ... Rainbow

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  14. Hi Kona Kitty you are hard on your poor Mummy. All is better now. Have a great day!

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  15. Oh what cute entries! Of course they win gold!!

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  16. Er... go easy on your MOM, she's human after all...

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  17. Humans eating corvid can be a messy business!

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  18. pillowy protuberances... I haz dem. Some might even say billowy. srsly.

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  19. Heehee! We didn't even know woofies could counter surf!

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  20. Now, now, cut your mommy some slack. After all, she has the 13 of YOU to deal with on a daily basis. That's a whole lotta claws.

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  21. If it weren't for opposable thumbs they'd be outta here!
    The Maple Syrup Mob
    xxxxx

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  22. Oh dear - did your Mom screw up. May be a gentle paw tap will make her try harder next time.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  23. corvid? i seriously need to pick me up a dictionary one of these days.

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  24. Keep on her Kona - someone has to keep the peeps in line!!

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  25. All well that ends well...hooray fur da gold!

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  26. Glad to see my human isn't the worst of the lot. I don't think mine even mailed all my entries for the Olympics.

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  27. MOL MOL MOL ...give your mom a good tongue lashing like I gave mine for forgetting my FF.

    Tell her confession is good for the soul and we are sure she will feel better now.

    Hugs Madi and Mom

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  28. HI! I wanted to maybe send in a photo of one of my cats, for the counter surfing event, Do I just send you a picture of my cat through email, or what exactly do I do? Please tell me soon, so that I can send you a picture!

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  29. Even marvelous mummies make mistakes sometimes KonaKitty....why don't you have a few treats and see if that brings back that forgiving feeling :-)

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  30. We has to keep our Moms in line alla the time. But 'member she luvs you and you'll haf to forgive her. I dint know woffies surfed....mol
    Kassey

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  31. Good thing that all worked out, because corvids without ketchup aren't so tasty!

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  32. Email is a great thing but sometimes causes such problems. The last two are very good entries.. It all worked out fine in the end.. Hugs GJ xx

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  33. Kona, does your mommy have to eat the crow cold? (Personally me likes mine still breathing, but you know how the humans are about that!)

    We really like these entries, Isis and Sarg are both in furry gud form! Me agrees they is GOLD winners.

    Hasa great weekend evfurry kitty!

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  34. So we don't get to see your mommy eat the crow? Drat! We've been looking forward to it all day.

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  35. Oh I'm sure it's all Gmail's fault!! But your mom can eat a crow if she feels she needs to!

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  36. We're glad your mom fessed up and didn't hafta eat crow. Maybe gmail should eat that crow!!

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  37. Corvids without condiments don't go down so well so lucky for her your Mama spoke up! AND the two "lost" contestants won gold. Soooo...Win! Win!
    Have a great weekend everyone :)

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  38. Poor Mommy, Our Person does that kind of thing every day. It is so easy to forget things or miss things. We don't think that Mom should have to EAT Crow. Not fair. Have a great evening.

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  39. Yeah, we have to keep on our beans to make sure they do the right thing.

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  40. Will the crow be warm or cold? We cats like our birds warm...or at least Zolie does, as we've never chowed one down.
    What would mommy do without you Kona? You keep her on the straight and narrow thats for sure!

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  41. We all need you KonaKitty to keep us organised. pawsome entries!

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  42. At least your Mommy did not forget your Daddy's birthday!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  43. Awwww you must forgive mum and her rambunctious rump! LOL!
    Take care
    x

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  44. holy cat! Kona, you sure do know how to keep Mummy in line don't ya? You outta take your strategies to a publisher...it could be one of those business strategy book best sellers I bet! paw pats, Savannah peeEss I will happily write your Forward...MOL

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  45. We think those are two fine entries and winners of the gold!!
    Glad your Mom didn't have to eat crow. Good work keeping her in line, KonaKitty.
    ~ The Bunch

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