Kitties!
Salem here...I think.
Do you see what Mommy is doing?
She's processing our nip harvest, stripping the leaves and buds off the stems. She smelled up the entire house with the wonderful nippy aroma and Cod knows, I can't resist the nip.
I particularly like to bite the bare stems.
Mommy says I'm a mean drunk I got a little carried away.
Balderdash!
I was in control the entire time.
Everybody knows that Mommy exaggerates.
See?
Calm, cool, and collected.
Salem, you were stoned out of your gourd.
Mommy, you lie like a rug. I merely was a little overcome by the nip fumes.
Kitties, would YOU like some of this dank nip? Just leave a comment on this post by midnight PST 8/15/12 and we'll do a random drawing for a bag o'homegrown primo bud. (We can ship overseas...hopefully it will get through customs. Daddy packs good and airtight.)
Good Luck, and Happy Tuesday!
XX Salem XX
Squeeeee looks like great stuff!!!!
ReplyDeleteTalk about Best Nippy Face! Photo #5 would win the Prize! We just wanted to comment, so if we wins the contest, we would like to donate it to a needy kitty as Teri grows nip at the cat hospital where she works...
ReplyDeleteSalem, if you're not careful, someone will stage an intervention!
ReplyDeletePawsome photo-shoot, Salem. You looks good to me!
ReplyDeleteMe can vouch for Teri's nip, seriously good stuff. But me would be willing to gibs yours a try. Bwahahah!
Fanks for the well wishes for Pip. Me finks mine mommy is a little nervous that we will get along. I think you kits gives her some hopes!
Your furend, TK
Laughing out loud at little stoner cat in the box! THat is CAT HEAVEN!
ReplyDeleteWhoa - you are in nip heaven! The Farm cats would love some of that.
ReplyDeleteThank you
OMC! We could really use sum primo nip! Our Mommy needs to take notes on growin the stuff and harvestin it fur us. Enjoy, Salem, you've got all day tomorrow to sleep it off. MOL!
ReplyDeleteSalem, we love how you dump yourself wholeheartedly in catnip! :)
ReplyDeleteOh way cool! Aren't you guys lucky!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Really Great Stuff, but we got our own Nip plant, so we'll leave the drawing to some kitties what dont have anny!
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot of nip and only two cats are interested?!?! What's up with that! We got lots of nip here are the moment with our own special harvest, but I wouldn't be opposed to trying your bud. Is there such a thing as too much nip???? I think Salem would say NO!!
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes! What a huge bunch of nip! No wonder you were out of your mind!
ReplyDeleteJLLs *and* NIP? If I win the drawing, do you think you could send Salem instead?? Well, whatever. I'm in!
ReplyDeleteP.S. You know, this goes waaaaay beyond growing for personal use. You're risking being sent to the Big House, you know.
Whoa! That is an amazing harvest! My human has been pretty cheap with the nip harvests around here. Salem, I think nearly every kitty in the blogosphere would want to be in your bin!
ReplyDeleteIf I get the wonderful stuff, I'll donate it to the Cat Connection!
ReplyDeleteThanks for being so generous!
What a harvest - do you guys have hydroponics and UV lamps up in the attic for the kitties ? And the mancats are all taring a the screen over Salem. We had a minor harvest here yesterday and that resulted in us playing dead cats on the catio.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, your mom had the crappest idea ever - inviting Äiti's class to us rather than Äiti going to work: what was she smoking when she thought of that?! I mean, 18 teenagers in the house. No way.
But please don't let that stop us from winning the draw.
We wanna look like THAT!!!!
ReplyDeleteWoweeeee! We love those nip stuff too, but we don't know how to grow them here ... if you have some seeds that you can send over, we'd love to try :-) We live in a tropical climate.
ReplyDeleteWe love your mom! Can we trade?
Furrever Feline
Kat, Pedro, Yasmin, Maori, Hope and Faith
Maybe it would make the Mrreows less jumpy. Put is in the drawing please! Bella, George & Gracie!
ReplyDeleteWe would like some of that stash. Our mummy is very bad at giving us the nip. She hardly ever gives us any....
ReplyDeletethe amigos
cool and calm...we believe you Salem...we'll just ignore that pic-sher of you with the psycho eyes :D you kitties have a nip-house going :D please put us in the draw but we want to paw it forward to the kitties at PAWS if we're picked. Thanks!
ReplyDeletePip, SMidgen, Minnie, HOllie
Wow, that looks like some great nip. Certainly puts our teeny tiny little pot to shame. Mummy needs to cultivate it a bit better :)xx
ReplyDeleteOMC! We've run out of stock ages ago. Purrrlease...we want some....har har har *evil laughs*
ReplyDeleteOh, that is quite a harvest! But are you quite sure it's enough to get y'll through to the next harvest?
ReplyDeleteWow that looks like potent stuff! Nip doesn't;' do it for us, although a bit of silvervine makes Target go crosseyed!
ReplyDeleteThose pictures were FAB! We bet you were just holding on to the side of that box to keep it steady coz Mommy's clumsy, right Salem?
ReplyDeleteMommy has bought catnip for us but only Meow-Me responds to it. Since shipping it over here is expensive, we'll pass on this giveaway so some other kitties who would actually enjoy the nip gets it. :) Good luck everyone!
I'd luv's some of that...totally stoned :) Those photies were first class, just brilliant :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great day..
Hugs
Mollie and Alfie xx
Sweet and amazing Salem!! You were just quality controlling!! And doing a most amazing job EVAH!! Yay for fresh nip!! Take care
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i get the same way around whiskey.
ReplyDeleteWill kill for catnip...just tell us who you want bumping off, and we'll do the rest.
ReplyDeleteThe Maple Syrup Mob
xxx
BOY! I could use some of THAT! My mom keeps buying this stuff and it's all dry and gray looking. Ewwww..
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Oh my stars! You kitties have a really big stash there! Don't enjoy it all at once! :p
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
Wow, what a big stash of nip! Looks like someone had a bit too much. Hugs Anesha
ReplyDeleteSalem you are swimming in that lovely nip! Holy moly an entire boxful!
ReplyDeleteWe'd love to be in the drawing to try to win!
I'm wondering why all the cats were not there!
ReplyDeleteI bet my nine would enjoy this nip. Please enter my name in the drawing and I will keep our paws crossed.
ReplyDeleteWe'll throw our name into the hat. Looks like some potent stuff!
ReplyDeleteYes please - we'd love some of that nip so please include us for a chance.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Charlie and Mr Toes say yes please! We would love some nip!! Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteI agree with yer mommy. Ya look like a mean drunk!
ReplyDeleteI lufs catnip, but Sissy isn't affected. We'll let houses wif more kitties haf the nip.
Whoa! Homegrown nip! Head rush! TW just about killed our little indoor plant. RIP. BTW, those faces would've had my vote for Best Nippy Face.
ReplyDeletewow - that looks like some strong stuff. Salem - we think you are going to have to sleep off the hangover...MOL
ReplyDeleteLooks like your mom did a cat canabis plantation for you, hahahaha !
ReplyDeleteI have strange cats, they don't bother at all about cat nip !
MOL someone is in a nip induced coma.
ReplyDeleteWHAT excellent pictures.
hugs Madi
Wow! The heaven exists!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWOOT!!! Catnip party!!! Shall I join this marvelous feast?!
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ReplyDeleteTha language in this was shocking, Salem!
cute story!
Oh those faces.. Just magical and you do look nipped out MOl but I just loved seeing this.. Your mumj sure grew a great lot of nip and how great that she will send some out to another lucky kitty.. Wow.. Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteHome grown NipFests be da best!
ReplyDeleteThat's quite a stash Salem! Our mommy has been sprinkling some of the stuff you sent back in tax season on our ESS since we don't have a real plant ourselves. We can only imagine how good the homegrown stuff is!
ReplyDeleteWell, judging by the pictures, it certainly looks like some primo bud! Please enter us in the drawing!
ReplyDeleteBBBuuuuHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA....breathes....AAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI knows just what you meanz; I'm a mean old drunk too. But dont'z ever let 'em tell you it's 'you' cuz it AIN'T! It's totally all THEM!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
I just ready KSPitty's comment about sending Salem instead... I'm all teary eyed now laffing my FBOFF at work!
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That Woman
WOW!!!!! That looks amazing!!!Fresh nip is the best!!We need to get Mom to plant some(lazy thing).We would love some of yours ;) heeheehee
ReplyDeletePurrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie
Maxwell: Salem...uhhh...we may have posted this vefore but it never hurts to reiterate that the first step is ADMITTING you has a nip problem...
ReplyDeleteJust meowin.' (and momma's cracking up at yer nip facce!)
Oh man, we'd be all over that stuff!! Count us in for the giveaway...we LOVE home grown nip. We're hoping the mom harvests some of ours soon too.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the really good stuff!
ReplyDeletewoooo..that sure are good stuff. we can see it by looking at you
ReplyDeleteBoBo Salem
Meow Meow Family
Salem: the humans just don't understand that we don't get high, we just want to make them smile :-)
ReplyDeleteOh, Salem, you are definitely affected by the stuff!
ReplyDeleteSince we have our own plant, and are not that into nip, you can leave us out of the drawing. But it is a great idea!
Oh, and Simba also finds the stems very much more appealing than the leaves.
Will this special nips make my kitties as cute as you?? Please count us in!!
ReplyDeletePurrs from Tyco, Koa, Peaches, and Ellie!
This was so funny...love the face.If it could get through customs this gang would love some. Lord knows, Audrey needs some calming down. Maybe I could use some. :-)
ReplyDeleteoh me, oh my...what to do, what to do...errrrr...ummmm...I have never had 'fresh' nip before...but...well...I guess I would like to try some...so, ok, ok...enter me in whatever the contest is...wringing paws...worried...pant, pant....paw pats, Savvy
ReplyDeleteI just harvested a bunch here too. Hobbes isn't into it as much, but Grace LOVES catnip. (she gets a little mean too)
ReplyDeleteOH MY... we feel better already!
ReplyDeleteCount me in!!! But Shhhhh........don't let the feds find out!
ReplyDeleteOh! Wow!
ReplyDeleteMommy ripped out our nip plants. We loves nip but we did not like the nip. We would LOVES to have some seeds.. if that is possible please.
Salem looks totally zooed!
Kisses
Nellie
Those pictures of Salem are priceless! Glad to see the nip doesn't affect him much.
ReplyDeleteOoh, I'd like to enter--Scarlett and Melly would go bonkers over that fresh nip! Also, those pictures of Salem are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWe will let the other nip-heads enter...we have our very own nip forest. What a good idea though...force mommy to do a big harvest and then do a giveaway!
ReplyDeletepurrrs
Me, Cat Mama & Monkey Mama luvs ur blog! Seeing you wit all dat nip makez me wanna come visit u wit ur cool howse and frenz and stuff!
ReplyDeleteWe wud luv to try ur nip! Don tell Monkey Mama, tho. She sayz we'z meen drunkz too!
Luvs,
Elsie & Charlotte (our Mama's name iz Heather)
hafowler@gmail.com
What a fun treat!
ReplyDeleteHow does your mommy dry the goods? We have several plants, but never have any luck with drying them...they seem to scorch, but maybe that is ok?
Has wez won the NIP NAP ??? Mol :)
ReplyDeleteHugs Mollie ( I eat any fing woof! )
Alfie..I nose how to savour fings. xx
Wow Salem! After seeing your face, that has to be the best ever nip. Can you include us in the drawing please? Well me, Flynn anyway. Nip doesn't do much for Eric, but I love love love it!
ReplyDeleteWe want it, we want it, we want it!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! In control is --uh--right! I gotta say the photo speak a millongazillion words! Lucky you!
ReplyDeleteNoir
oh darn I missed it. You do look a bit like you get a little zealous about your nip, not that there is anything wrong with that.
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