I was up on top of the Apartment Complex when I spotted Daddy. He's always good for a scritching, so I shouted at him, "Daddy, I want some rubbins!"
Unfortunately, Daddy isn't ten feet tall so I had to go down a level. I said, "I'm coming, Daddy! Get your fondling fingers warmed up and ready to rub!"
Daddy is verreh obedient. He was waiting for me.
And he gave me some really nice rubbins! So I turned my motor on as a reward.
I don't care what they say...you're a Good Egg.
XX Rupert XX