Kitties!
Shadow here.
Well.
I have discovered that the Screechy Lady has an Ebil Dark Side.
Yes, she clipped my Mighty Daggers (uneventfully), but that's not the Ebilness--this is:
She is a FLASHING FIEND!!!
Not content with one fambly photo...
...she pushes the envelope.
Relentless wench.
Kitties, it went on and on and on, for hours fifteen frames.
Then, she showed Servant #2 my Mom how to use the dastardly contraption in order to record her shameful Cat Huffing addiction.
Please note that I am being restrained. As in held against my will. Shackled.
With no phone call.
Alone at last!
Thank Cod.
Happy Thursday!
XX Shadow XX
Welcome to the world of cats who have to live with such humans. Just think yourself lucky she's only temporary. Mind you, there are up sides and revenge is always possible.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the world of cats who have to live with such humans. Just think yourself lucky she's only temporary. Mind you, there are up sides and revenge is always possible.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the world of cats who have to live with such humans. Just think yourself lucky she's only temporary. Mind you, there are up sides and revenge is always possible.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the world of cats who have to live with such humans. Just think yourself lucky she's only temporary. Mind you, there are up sides and revenge is always possible.
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ReplyDeleteSee what I mean - these wretched humans. I seem to have posted that 45 times! No, I do not have twitchy paws from too much nip. Pah! Sorry.
ReplyDeleteAnd we have yet to see the bum of disrespect from you, Shadow. You need to step it up!
ReplyDeleteYou poor dear kitty! How much longer is she going to stay?
ReplyDeleteYou know the drill: The first few Huffs are free, and then after they're hooked, they'll pay any price. You could make out like a bandit.
We had to close our eyes half way through! The torture you had to endure! ... and no claws to defend yourself!
ReplyDeleteShadow! Oh, my. And in that one photo, she has her hands around your neck! You, my friend, are much too cooperative. That passive resistance thing you're doing is not going to cut it.Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
ReplyDeleteyou know, the relentless flashy box is proly the only negative to blogging ;-/
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie
Shadow my dear,
ReplyDeleteI feel you baby! We're all in the same predicament. purrr...meow!
But Shadow! You're so adorable, it's hard to resist using the flashy on you! As for the fur huffing... We'd suggest a 12 step program, but the problem is that it's not seen as a problem in the human world.. Perhaps you kitties need to start one for her and others afflicted by this wonderful.. I mean dreadful condition... Um.. can I have a huff of your fur while we wait for that day to come?
ReplyDeleteShadow, that is awful you were tortured like that! Human cruelty knows no bounds.
ReplyDeleteAwwww Shadow what a trauma hee he. We love the first photo, what a lovely family pic that is. Why is they can just pick us up any time they like for a "cuddle wuddle" but if we want to jump on their laps and put breathing holes in their legs at inappropriate times, they can make us jump down??? I don't get it :)xx
ReplyDeleteThey better be pre-treating you for the photos! And post-treating you as well!
ReplyDeleteWe love Picture 2. Your Mom looked rather worried...which she should!
ReplyDeleteThat must have been torture. We have learnt a neat trick when the camer comes out. Run up as close as you can get to it. It stops the humans taking pictures.
ReplyDeletePawrents are like that. It's part of the deal when you sign on for a Forever Home, Shadow. srsly.
ReplyDeleteAnd may I say I LOVE the shutters! To. Die. For.
Sweet Shadow!! What's a gorgeous kitty to do surrounded by such minions!?! LOL!! Awww but you pulled it all off with such grace and dignity! :-) Take care
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What we cats don't put up with pal! It's shameful I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteOh Shadow, sorry to see you had to go through such ordeal! And so sorry but I tell you this is just the begining.
ReplyDeleteBut you will learn how to frown and look away when the flashy box is out!
the best protest against a family photo is to stick your tongue out.
ReplyDeleteWe'll call the people who sort this sort of thing out..may take a while....we dont know how to use the phone.....
ReplyDeleteThe Maple Syrup Mob
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She DOES have a stranglehold on you poor baby!!
ReplyDeleteNext photo session, blink! Repeatedly. Thats what we do.
Shadow is such a beautiful girl and we are so happy she finally has found her forever home filled with love!! I think the name Shadow is great and considered it for our own house panther, we decided on Kip (Kipling) but his second name is Moonshadow :-)
ReplyDeletePS - I am a lifelong cat huffer too...is there a support group for people like us? LOL!!!
welcome to our lives..... but at least we get to bask in your loveliness!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you'll get flash-free peace during the rest of the visit!
ReplyDeleteYou poor baby! She IS a fiend with the flashy box and that kitty huffing--there must be a detox program for that somewhere!
ReplyDeleteLove this flashy, kitty huffing lady!!
ReplyDeleteSuch a small price to pay...
ReplyDeleteMOL! Shadow, there's 13 cats in Las Vegas so glad it's you and not them! We think you did a great job being photographed even though it was totally against your will!
ReplyDeleteShadow is beautiful! What a fun trip! We hope to visit there someday. That pie...in the last post...yummy!
ReplyDeleteShadow you not only fell in the lap of luxury and TLC but OMCs you are surrounded by beautiful 2 leggers too
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi your new BFFF
I thonk you handled youself with charm and grace!
ReplyDeletewE CAN SEe in thAT pHotO where you was being held & That Psycho was hiding behind you that your poor tounge was all sticking out! She was really strangling you! For Cod's sake Man! You deserve many, many recompensations for that abuse!
ReplyDeleteYou can ask Sir Spitfire where he gets his representation from, I'm sure they can help you with your lawsuit.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Sweet Shadow, I feel your humiliation. You could stick your tongue out when the flashy beast comes out. But, it's weird how hoomans love the kitty tongue, calling it a raspberry...silly hoomans.
ReplyDeletexoxo Kassey
Its good that you have a nice place to rest after all those traumatic pictures of you being held!
ReplyDeleteSoo glad that your where left alona at last *mol*
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do to her in the end, Shadow? Eat her? I would have spit out the tatt though ;)
ReplyDeleteAwesome pawsome pics! Mega <3 Shadow!
ReplyDeleteOh Shadow, aren't you glad that Woman doesn't live there all the time. But the pictures were terrific even though it kind of looks like it wasn't much fun for you. But we are excited that we got to see you. Have a great evening.
ReplyDeleteOh yes! The things we kitties must put up with when we live with these humans!!!
ReplyDeleteStill, they do give good scritches, heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie
Haha! Shadow, we like how you put up a fight for the flashy box!
ReplyDeleteI have no words. Such atrocities should never be endured. You're gonna be scarred for life.
ReplyDeleteWell, SOMEONE's gonna be scarred for life.
; ) Katie
A cat huffing addiction is so funny, LOL..I love it..love the expression on everyone's face, Shadow, as you tolerate the flashing and you have to admit, pal, all the pics turned out rather nice..especially the one with you in the chair, in peace, hehe!
ReplyDeleteTom
Your parents had you when they were 10, didn't they? You all look so young!! Great photos. Glad to see Shadow is fitting right in!
ReplyDeletePsst. yous has to close the eyes!
ReplyDeletekisses
Nellie
Welcome to the blogosphere...we feel your pain. Shadow...you'll get used to it.
ReplyDeletepurrrs,
Cory
ummm I think I left a comment, but I had a weird message...hope u got it
ReplyDeleteWhoa! A photo session with the temp. peeps. It doesn't seem fair!
ReplyDeletePoor Shadow will NEVER be the same! lol!!
ReplyDelete"Cat huffing" lol!!!!
Love your parent's home! It is gorgeous! You are looking great too and your parents look so young!
Hiya Shadow!
ReplyDeleteAh, it seems that the humans can never get enough pics of us!
You look like a kind on a throne on that chair!
Purrs
It is the price we cats pay for long days of lounging.
ReplyDeleteShadow, had I thought about it I could have peemailed you about her love of cat huffing!
ReplyDeleteMy mom has been huffing me ever since she got back home. I kinds like it.........
ReplyDeleteMy mom has been huffing me ever since she got back from her trip. I kind of like it............
ReplyDeleteBOL! That was a very fun photo session :) Now Shadow I know you're just sayin you didn't enjoy it butt I'm bettin in truth you wished it would have continue for 30 minutes :)
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo