Kitties!
Sylvester here.
It has come to our attention that there has been a dearth of Mancats appearing on the blog. Complaints have been lodged in our comments. Mommy has been notified, and we have tasked her with the job of representing us more evenly.
We'll see how that works out.
So. Since I am the largest of the Mancats here (at eighteen pounds!) I get to go first. Also, and most importantly, because I was around and cooperating when Mommy meandered onto the Catio with the camera.
Um...excuse me a second...
Yes--may I help you?
Hey Sylvester!
Lovely day, isn't it? I'm sure you won't mind if I barge in on this photoshoot...seeing as how I'm so pretty and graceful and photogenic and stuff.
hmmmph.
I hate to break this to you, The Baby, but Mommy is taking photos of me today. Our readers have requested more Mancats!
*pffffft*
Stupid Mancats.
Sheesh.
Maybe I can get some peace and quiet up here on the top of the tree.
Fire away all you want Mommy, since the light is good and the flash is off.
Do you need some action shots?
Make sure to get my best side.
How's this for showing off my mancatly physique?
OK, that's enough.
My work here is done.
Happy Friday!
XX Sylvester XX
Sylvester You are one manly mancat.
ReplyDeleteOh yes! This is one triumphant Friday - the dearth is being undearthed - we have a mancat. And, as a Friday bonus, a 'tock shot - who said it's November? Thank you for rectumfying this lack of mancats Sylvester. Now I can snooze away happily, knowing the world has become a better place. Not that it is unpleasant to look at girlcats, it is just reassuring to know we are in charge!
ReplyDeleteWell, *I* know **I** did not request more ManCats--hrumph. Thank Cod The Baby made an appearance or I'd have gone to sleep looking at Sylvester.
ReplyDeleteDood, from one mancat to another, your spot #13 is showing. Rectumfying - MOL MOL MOL MOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's all the fuss about mancats? We girlcats are better looking, anytime, even our tocks. purrr....meow!
ReplyDeleteIn protest,
Angelina, Nicole & Nikki
Speaking for myself, I do not mind seeing your BOOTIFUL sisters.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking for Rumblemum, she would like to see more of YOU, Mister Sylvester!
Good for you Sylvester, strut your manliness and reclaim your place on the blog. We guys have to stand up for ourselves. Unfortunately our blog is getting the opposite complaint. Seems we guys have been hogging the show and not letting the ladies have equal time. We'll let them show up once .... otherwise they get mad at us.
ReplyDeleteManly purrs,
Spooky, Big Boy and Little Boy
of The Kitty Krew
Awwww, lovely to see you going about your day Sylvester. What a handsome mancat you are :)xx
ReplyDeleteAwesome modeling job, Sylvester!
ReplyDeleteWell done, Sylvester, despite the photobombing by The Baby! Did you know that my littermate brother BooBoo is also quite manly? Last we checked with Dr. Tad, he was on the precipice of 20 pounds. Dr. Tad was not pleased. We're betting he's passed on the the other side now.
ReplyDelete-Gandalf
Oh yeah!!!!
ReplyDeleteMancat porn!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
heeheehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie
Love reading your posts they are so funny. Hope all you kitties have a great day. :)
ReplyDeleteYou manage slinky very well, Sylvester!! Despite your gigantic girth! Just kidding... errr ... did I see the tree bend, or was that just Sandy passing through?
ReplyDeleteThanks. I needed a boost in testosterone.
ReplyDeleteYou are a beautiful mancat Sylvester!! We are swooning!!! Take care
ReplyDeletex
We thought that was a great photo shoot, Sylvester, even with The Baby butting in. :-)
ReplyDeleteBeing partial to Tuxies we're glad you were there when she was on the prowl for an ambush. You showed the physeek well Sylvester, from every angle.
ReplyDeleteYou are quite a manly mancat, Sylvester!
ReplyDeleteSylvester we were very impressed with your "best" side.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
we think we heard Ivy faint and fall over....
ReplyDeleteMom keeps posting pics of da Bourb, but we keep telling her he isn't old enough to be considered a mancat
This is one cat-a-tastic post!!!
ReplyDeleteSylvester you have a very long and handsome man cat tail too
Hugs Madi
Woo hoo! Such mancatness!
ReplyDeleteWay to do Sylvester. Such a manly mancat post.
ReplyDeleteThe Paw Relations
Excellently represented, we think so!
ReplyDeleteOh Sylvester!
ReplyDeleteMe is overcome with faints! Yous is one handsome mancat! Me is going to has to email Sassy and see if she will include yous on her HUNKS column
Kisses
Nellie
What a hard-working and very cooperative (and handsome, of course!) mancat you are, Sylvester!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Looking good Sylvester! I know your work is never really done!
ReplyDeleteSylvester. you are so handsome. We had forgotten just how handsome you are so good thing you got on the blog. WE vote for you to be on here more often. Take care and have a great week end too.
ReplyDeleteYAY !
ReplyDeleteFinally I got to see one of you Mancats !
Wish you a pawsome weekend :)
Mancats, Mancats, Mancats....
ReplyDeleteWhat up with all this Mancat talk???
Hey The Baby, come on over and we'll have massages and get our nails done.
; ) Katie
Mancats, Mancats, Mancats....
ReplyDeleteWhat up with all this Mancat talk???
Hey The Baby, come on over and we'll have massages and get our nails done.
; ) Katie
ummm...Sylvester, ahhhh...what can I say dude...you let her get the pink starfish shot again...shakes head...not good, not good at all for a mancat's image...walks away shaking head...
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely a self-assured, confident, and um...substantial cat.
ReplyDeleteNice 'tocks shot. Not that I was looking, or anything.
you are one fine looking mancat and you know I LOVE that catio!
ReplyDeleteyou are such a handsome mancat!
ReplyDeleteoh, we are torn! to see mancats or say Girlcats Rule...
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
How awesome! Love them manly mancats! Sylvester, I love how you handled the photobombing Baby! You know what's your due!
ReplyDeleteNow, demand some treats for cooperating so well!
We only have mancats here, but I wonder if girl cats write more. Mancats rule!
ReplyDeleteI personally don't mind seeing Lady cats... On the contrary! The Baby could have stayed...
ReplyDeletePurrs
I'm glad your taking a stand for equality!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Well done Sylvester! Us mancats need to keep the side up although I don't recall seeing Sweet Pea lately.
ReplyDeleteFlynn
Sylvester, you handsome mancat you, indeed more mancats need to be featured and you are justly the first one. Ahem, I hope Rupert comes up as next. But we Tuxies stick togetjer and so I will say you have shown us all the good things about being a mancat. Yes. Especially the 'tock shots.
ReplyDeleteAustin! Oh MY oh MY oh MY!!! What a comment.
ReplyDelete*pulls self off the floor*
ReplyDeleteSylvester...whoa...it's been so long since I've seen you, I passed out! I had no idea you are so BIG. LARGE. MANLY.
sigh.
I am weensy tuxie girl...I'm only 8 pounds and have a tiny tail. Hope you still love me.
xoxo Bennette
Sylvester, you are admirably ample. Love your action [tocks] shot.
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