Sweet Pea here, and I'm keeping an eye out for that Mendacious TortieMeezer, May Ling.
She makes me nervous, stalking me all the time.
See my tail?
It's got Restless Tail Syndrome.
I'm a pussycat with a pendulum!
The two of us tangled earlier and I took a direct hit. I may or may not have yelled a little bit and alerted Mommy who came running (now there's a sight) with the Dreaded Squirty Bottle.
I suppose it was my turn for a toofin'...last month May Ling had a couple of long scabs on her scruff.
Not that I'd know anything about how they got there.
I'm totally innocent!
XX Sweet Pea XX