Salem here, just minding my own business, relaxing on the floo...
HEY!! What in the world is POKING me?!?
Oh my Cod, these are the biggest blades of grass I've ever seen!
What's that Mommy--they're cattail leafs? No way! That's silly. One, there's no such thing as a green kitty; Two, cats grow furs and not leafs; and Three, you're a human.
Mommy, I don't care what you say these things are...
...I'm calling 'em FUN...
...and they need to DIE!
The killer instinct is catching.
Gotta act cool.
Maybe if I pretend they aren't there they'll disappear.
TO BE CONTINUED...
XX Salem XX