Can you find me amongst all this...
piled up crap stuff in the laundry room?
Despite all the detritus I like the heaty bed in here...the garden window is getting a wee tad chilly at night. I'm in here every morning, waiting for Mommy; she always makes a big fuss over me and we talk about all sorts of stuff. I chirp and purr and when she gives my bottom some nice firm whacks I ME-OW with happiness!
Nothing starts your day off right like a fun and invigorating spanking.
XX Sylvester XX