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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Pipe Cleaner Improvement

Kitties!

Johnny here.
I'm playing with my favorite Yellow Pipe Cleaner.

They has the bestest flavor, in my opinion.

Although this one could use a little fillip.  Perhaps some eau de toe jam?

Yes.  

Daddy's checkered Vans have a lovely funky footy scent with a top note of insole slime, and a most excellently lingering rubbery finish.

I'll just marinate my Yellow Pipe Cleaner for a while, and think dastardly thoughts about how I'd like to eat my pestiferous sister, The Baby.  Probably with mustard.

What's that, Mommy?  Oh, nothing...


Happy Wednesday!

XX  Tiny Johnson  XX
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37 comments:

  1. Catio TalesJanuary 8, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    Most excellent marination, but we believe not for the faint hearted......

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  2. UnknownJanuary 8, 2013 at 8:26 PM

    Ah Yes! marinating pipe cleaners in Daddy Shoes..
    That reminds me, me has some stored in Daddys Gum Rubbers. me better gets them out before spring!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. brokenteepeeJanuary 8, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    Mustard does add a certain piquancy....

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  4. dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet MoonfurJanuary 8, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    You have the face of an angel in the last shot, I think you might just get away with chowing down on her...

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  5. Angel Prancer PieJanuary 8, 2013 at 9:22 PM

    Marinated pipe cleaners and The Baby with mustard on top - definitely for the finicky palate!

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  6. Summer at sparklecat.comJanuary 8, 2013 at 9:30 PM

    I never thought of marinating pipe cleaners! My favorite one is pink, so I am not sure it would do well in men's Vans.

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  7. Gemini and IchiroJanuary 8, 2013 at 9:32 PM

    Cool looking. We never thought about that marinade either!!!

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  8. GigiJanuary 8, 2013 at 10:59 PM

    No! You leave The Baby alone! I know--go eat Ru-Paul. You won't even need mustard.

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  9. The Furries of WhisppyJanuary 8, 2013 at 11:48 PM

    With a hint of lemon? Yum!

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  10. Barb January 8, 2013 at 11:54 PM

    pipe cleaners... blahblahblah... dude, those are some srsly snazzy sneakers!

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  11. Cezar and LéiaJanuary 9, 2013 at 12:38 AM

    I like yellow it's a cool color!and you have such beautiful toes!
    Lovely pictures!
    Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

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  12. MollieJanuary 9, 2013 at 3:40 AM

    Oh Jonny, I wouldn't put my head in that pump..You are one brave kittie :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  13. (Diane) Bibliophile By the SeaJanuary 9, 2013 at 3:50 AM

    One of our cats loves to lay on our shoes when we take them off...LOL

    Never thought of pipe cleaners as toys for cats, but they seem like a perfect toy actually.

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  14. Ann BoyajianJanuary 9, 2013 at 5:04 AM

    Kittehs have very refined palates.

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  15. LinJanuary 9, 2013 at 5:08 AM

    Oh, we don't have a pipe cleaner here....mmmmm...might have to find one somewhere. We have "string" though and that's almost as exciting I think.

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  16. CoryJanuary 9, 2013 at 5:40 AM

    Mustard???? You are a silly one. Mayo would definitely be better.

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  17. DmaJanuary 9, 2013 at 5:49 AM

    be afraid, baby... be very afraid.

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  18. Crafting QueenJanuary 9, 2013 at 6:07 AM

    Looks like you are having lots of fun. :)

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  19. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)January 9, 2013 at 6:56 AM

    Are pipe cleaners are pretend snakes maybe?

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  20. UnknownJanuary 9, 2013 at 9:06 AM

    My eight kitties sure like to see what your 13 are up to. They keep forgetting to show their human dad that someone is a caregiver to more than eight fur balls. He seems to think that eight is MORE than enough. Your furries are so nice…not throwing up in Dad's shoe! Hope you will drop by and visit us sometime at www.thecatonmyhead.com

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  21. Photo CacheJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:11 AM

    where's the rest of the crew when johnny was having so much fun sniffing the shoe?

    emma and buster

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  22. BeadedTailJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:13 AM

    Hee hee! You guys are always so entertaining! We're so boring!

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  23. da tabbies o trout towneJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:32 AM

    OH MY STARS...

    dear sir, you are as handsome as I am beautiful....we certainly HAVE to be related...

    hugs from dai$y, queen of cats, royalty of trout towne

    =^..*=

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  24. UnknownJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:37 AM

    So THAT'S whats missing-the marinate...MOL

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  25. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesJanuary 9, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    Oh Tiny Johnson, you are indeed a cutie! All you need are about a million smooches on your nose and some tummy snorgles!
    Have you thought about marinateing The Baby in that shoe? Oh, Hi Johnny's mommy.. oh nothing..... hee hee

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  26. Colehaus CatsJanuary 9, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    Gnarly! Purrfect colored pipe cleaner to go with Spicoli Vans! We'd guard all those with our very lives! Purrs from your friends at Colehauscats.com

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  27. Shaggy and ScoutJanuary 9, 2013 at 2:04 PM

    Eat The Baby with "relish!"
    (That's a play on words....we're so funny!)

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  28. Sweet PurrfectionsJanuary 9, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    That's a wonderful idea.

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  29. A Tonk's TailJanuary 9, 2013 at 2:48 PM

    Dood. That's, like, PAWEsome.

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  30. My Mind's EyeJanuary 9, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    MOL MOL MOL
    Johnny I was going to ask you if that was thigh bone of Baby saute in mustard and butter. BUTT you beat me to the punch line.
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  31. The Island CatsJanuary 9, 2013 at 4:30 PM

    We gotta black pipe cleaner...it is black licorice flavor...we think we would prefer yellow. But without toe jam flavoring. ;)

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  32. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    oh cat! I am so never ,ever gonna keep a yellow pipe cleaner if you send it to me...toe jam!! YUCK!!...that will be re-gifted faster than you can say "Baby, I'm outta here!"...bwahhahahha...Savannah
    ps you are featured somewhat nicely in my Thursday post...just sayin'...

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  33. michico＊Adan＊Lego-小芥＊阿丹＊樂高January 9, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    Such adorable innocent face!!

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  34. Texas, a Cat in... AustinJanuary 9, 2013 at 6:58 PM

    Oh Johnny! Was the shoe still a little warm? Had the human just used it? That's the best time to marinate something in there!
    Purrs

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  35. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2013 at 7:20 PM

    oh you clever fing you...i has a WHOLE BOX o' pipe cleaners (white) and three teen-agers worth of stinky vans. just FINK of the possibilities!

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  36. meowmeowmansJanuary 9, 2013 at 8:21 PM

    As delicious as The Baby would be, please don't be eating her, okay?

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  37. GLOGIRLYJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:23 AM

    I'VE got your baby w/mustard. You can HAVE him!
    ; ) Katie

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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