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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Pipe Cleaner Improvement

Kitties!

Johnny here.
I'm playing with my favorite Yellow Pipe Cleaner.

They has the bestest flavor, in my opinion.

Although this one could use a little fillip.  Perhaps some eau de toe jam?

Yes.  

Daddy's checkered Vans have a lovely funky footy scent with a top note of insole slime, and a most excellently lingering rubbery finish.

I'll just marinate my Yellow Pipe Cleaner for a while, and think dastardly thoughts about how I'd like to eat my pestiferous sister, The Baby.  Probably with mustard.

What's that, Mommy?  Oh, nothing...


Happy Wednesday!

XX  Tiny Johnson  XX

37 comments:

Punapippuri said...

Most excellent marination, but we believe not for the faint hearted......

The Cat From Hell said...

Ah Yes! marinating pipe cleaners in Daddy Shoes..
That reminds me, me has some stored in Daddys Gum Rubbers. me better gets them out before spring!
Kisses
Nellie

Patty Woodland said...

Mustard does add a certain piquancy....

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You have the face of an angel in the last shot, I think you might just get away with chowing down on her...

Prancer Pie said...

Marinated pipe cleaners and The Baby with mustard on top - definitely for the finicky palate!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I never thought of marinating pipe cleaners! My favorite one is pink, so I am not sure it would do well in men's Vans.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Cool looking. We never thought about that marinade either!!!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

No! You leave The Baby alone! I know--go eat Ru-Paul. You won't even need mustard.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

With a hint of lemon? Yum!

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

pipe cleaners... blahblahblah... dude, those are some srsly snazzy sneakers!

Cezar and Léia said...

I like yellow it's a cool color!and you have such beautiful toes!
Lovely pictures!
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

Mollie said...

Oh Jonny, I wouldn't put my head in that pump..You are one brave kittie :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

(Diane) Bibliophile By the Sea said...

One of our cats loves to lay on our shoes when we take them off...LOL

Never thought of pipe cleaners as toys for cats, but they seem like a perfect toy actually.

cattywumpus said...

Kittehs have very refined palates.

Lin said...

Oh, we don't have a pipe cleaner here....mmmmm...might have to find one somewhere. We have "string" though and that's almost as exciting I think.

Cory said...

Mustard???? You are a silly one. Mayo would definitely be better.

D Ma said...

be afraid, baby... be very afraid.

Crafting Queen said...

Looks like you are having lots of fun. :)

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Are pipe cleaners are pretend snakes maybe?

Janet Blue said...

My eight kitties sure like to see what your 13 are up to. They keep forgetting to show their human dad that someone is a caregiver to more than eight fur balls. He seems to think that eight is MORE than enough. Your furries are so nice…not throwing up in Dad's shoe! Hope you will drop by and visit us sometime at www.thecatonmyhead.com

Photo Cache said...

where's the rest of the crew when johnny was having so much fun sniffing the shoe?

emma and buster

BeadedTail said...

Hee hee! You guys are always so entertaining! We're so boring!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

OH MY STARS...

dear sir, you are as handsome as I am beautiful....we certainly HAVE to be related...

hugs from dai$y, queen of cats, royalty of trout towne

=^..*=

Ellie VanCaster said...

So THAT'S whats missing-the marinate...MOL

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh Tiny Johnson, you are indeed a cutie! All you need are about a million smooches on your nose and some tummy snorgles!
Have you thought about marinateing The Baby in that shoe? Oh, Hi Johnny's mommy.. oh nothing..... hee hee

Cole Cat said...

Gnarly! Purrfect colored pipe cleaner to go with Spicoli Vans! We'd guard all those with our very lives! Purrs from your friends at Colehauscats.com

Shaggy and Scout said...

Eat The Baby with "relish!"
(That's a play on words....we're so funny!)

Sweet Purrfections said...

That's a wonderful idea.

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Dood. That's, like, PAWEsome.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL
Johnny I was going to ask you if that was thigh bone of Baby saute in mustard and butter. BUTT you beat me to the punch line.
Hugs madi your BFFF

The Island Cats said...

We gotta black pipe cleaner...it is black licorice flavor...we think we would prefer yellow. But without toe jam flavoring. ;)

savannahspawtracks.com said...

oh cat! I am so never ,ever gonna keep a yellow pipe cleaner if you send it to me...toe jam!! YUCK!!...that will be re-gifted faster than you can say "Baby, I'm outta here!"...bwahhahahha...Savannah
ps you are featured somewhat nicely in my Thursday post...just sayin'...

michico*Adan said...

Such adorable innocent face!!

Texas, a Cat in New York said...

Oh Johnny! Was the shoe still a little warm? Had the human just used it? That's the best time to marinate something in there!
Purrs

sparkyspitfire said...

oh you clever fing you...i has a WHOLE BOX o' pipe cleaners (white) and three teen-agers worth of stinky vans. just FINK of the possibilities!

meowmeowmans said...

As delicious as The Baby would be, please don't be eating her, okay?

Katie and Glogirly said...

I'VE got your baby w/mustard. You can HAVE him!
; ) Katie