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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Pipe Cleaner Improvement

Kitties!

Johnny here.
I'm playing with my favorite Yellow Pipe Cleaner.

They has the bestest flavor, in my opinion.

Although this one could use a little fillip.  Perhaps some eau de toe jam?

Yes.  

Daddy's checkered Vans have a lovely funky footy scent with a top note of insole slime, and a most excellently lingering rubbery finish.

I'll just marinate my Yellow Pipe Cleaner for a while, and think dastardly thoughts about how I'd like to eat my pestiferous sister, The Baby.  Probably with mustard.

What's that, Mommy?  Oh, nothing...


Happy Wednesday!

XX  Tiny Johnson  XX

37 comments:

  1. Most excellent marination, but we believe not for the faint hearted......

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  2. Ah Yes! marinating pipe cleaners in Daddy Shoes..
    That reminds me, me has some stored in Daddys Gum Rubbers. me better gets them out before spring!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. Mustard does add a certain piquancy....

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  4. You have the face of an angel in the last shot, I think you might just get away with chowing down on her...

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  5. Marinated pipe cleaners and The Baby with mustard on top - definitely for the finicky palate!

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  6. I never thought of marinating pipe cleaners! My favorite one is pink, so I am not sure it would do well in men's Vans.

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  7. Cool looking. We never thought about that marinade either!!!

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  8. No! You leave The Baby alone! I know--go eat Ru-Paul. You won't even need mustard.

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  9. pipe cleaners... blahblahblah... dude, those are some srsly snazzy sneakers!

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  10. I like yellow it's a cool color!and you have such beautiful toes!
    Lovely pictures!
    Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

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  11. Oh Jonny, I wouldn't put my head in that pump..You are one brave kittie :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  12. One of our cats loves to lay on our shoes when we take them off...LOL

    Never thought of pipe cleaners as toys for cats, but they seem like a perfect toy actually.

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  13. Kittehs have very refined palates.

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  14. Oh, we don't have a pipe cleaner here....mmmmm...might have to find one somewhere. We have "string" though and that's almost as exciting I think.

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  15. Mustard???? You are a silly one. Mayo would definitely be better.

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  16. be afraid, baby... be very afraid.

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  17. Looks like you are having lots of fun. :)

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  18. Are pipe cleaners are pretend snakes maybe?

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  19. My eight kitties sure like to see what your 13 are up to. They keep forgetting to show their human dad that someone is a caregiver to more than eight fur balls. He seems to think that eight is MORE than enough. Your furries are so nice…not throwing up in Dad's shoe! Hope you will drop by and visit us sometime at www.thecatonmyhead.com

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  20. where's the rest of the crew when johnny was having so much fun sniffing the shoe?

    emma and buster

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  21. Hee hee! You guys are always so entertaining! We're so boring!

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  22. OH MY STARS...

    dear sir, you are as handsome as I am beautiful....we certainly HAVE to be related...

    hugs from dai$y, queen of cats, royalty of trout towne

    =^..*=

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  23. So THAT'S whats missing-the marinate...MOL

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  24. Oh Tiny Johnson, you are indeed a cutie! All you need are about a million smooches on your nose and some tummy snorgles!
    Have you thought about marinateing The Baby in that shoe? Oh, Hi Johnny's mommy.. oh nothing..... hee hee

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  25. Gnarly! Purrfect colored pipe cleaner to go with Spicoli Vans! We'd guard all those with our very lives! Purrs from your friends at Colehauscats.com

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  26. Eat The Baby with "relish!"
    (That's a play on words....we're so funny!)

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  27. MOL MOL MOL
    Johnny I was going to ask you if that was thigh bone of Baby saute in mustard and butter. BUTT you beat me to the punch line.
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  28. We gotta black pipe cleaner...it is black licorice flavor...we think we would prefer yellow. But without toe jam flavoring. ;)

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  29. oh cat! I am so never ,ever gonna keep a yellow pipe cleaner if you send it to me...toe jam!! YUCK!!...that will be re-gifted faster than you can say "Baby, I'm outta here!"...bwahhahahha...Savannah
    ps you are featured somewhat nicely in my Thursday post...just sayin'...

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  30. Oh Johnny! Was the shoe still a little warm? Had the human just used it? That's the best time to marinate something in there!
    Purrs

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  31. oh you clever fing you...i has a WHOLE BOX o' pipe cleaners (white) and three teen-agers worth of stinky vans. just FINK of the possibilities!

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  32. As delicious as The Baby would be, please don't be eating her, okay?

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  33. I'VE got your baby w/mustard. You can HAVE him!
    ; ) Katie

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!