I'm playing with my favorite Yellow Pipe Cleaner.
They has the bestest flavor, in my opinion.
Although this one could use a little fillip. Perhaps some eau de toe jam?
Daddy's checkered Vans have a lovely funky footy scent with a top note of insole slime, and a most excellently lingering rubbery finish.
I'll just marinate my Yellow Pipe Cleaner for a while, and think dastardly thoughts about how I'd like to eat my pestiferous sister, The Baby. Probably with mustard.
What's that, Mommy? Oh, nothing...
XX Tiny Johnson XX