I've missed you guys. I have my Mommy and Daddy completely under my
tyrannical paw theoretical thumb but I've yet to properly dominate the Screechy Lady completely so she will let me post more often...give me time...if only she was here more frequently! I rub on the phone whenever I hear her voice on speaker but it's not a very effective way to bend her to my will.
Still, I haven't given up hope! When she does visit I
scream mew plaintively all my desires and am instantly obeyed most of the time.
Shadow: Did I give you permission to stroke me?
Screechy Lady: Yesssssss...
Shadow: I did?
Screechy Lady: You silly, you were begging for lubbins!
Shadow: Rats. I guess maybe I was. Sort of.
I give you the Back of Disrespect anyway. I'm sure you've incurred some unpunished infraction deserving the Wild Whippy Tail.
On a totally different topic, did you know that I have white lips? They conceal a fine set of fangs! Maybe you'll be able to spot them in my debut video, Shadow and the String. I hope you enjoy it!
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Kitties, I'll be back next week...I have an epic battle with a balloon ribbon to show you.
Oh, and I'm supposed to say that Monday the Screechy Lady will post the results (and door prize winner) of last week's commentathon--you guys really know how to empty out her pockets, heh heh heh.
XX Shadow XX