Rupert here. I was hanging out in the cat tree by the big window when Mommy spotted me as she was putting down the blind.
I suppose, if you must.
Yes, I know how much you love my front feetsies, you play with them all the time. A toe massage makes me feel all sleepy and happy.
You want to see the back toes too?
OK, I'm ready for my close-up, Mommy DeMille.
Thank Cod you trimmed those snagglepuss hinder-nails for me last week; I wouldn't want my pals to think I had poor personal grooming skillz.
As a matter of fact, I did push my pink circle beddy halfway out of the cubby. It's a very pleasing configuration and I'll thank you to leave it be.
It gives me the correct amount of room for my fuzzy tummy and striped tail.
(Oops, maybe the nail-trim wasn't quite short enough...)
ahhhhhh! The reward for posing.
Mommy, you're a squillion kinds of awesome.
XX Rupert XX