What a day Daddy had yesterday!
First, he got a fruit seed stuck 'twixt his tooth and gum last weekend. He went to the dentist on Tuesday (the same day a Sly had his teef done, what a co-inky-dink, huh?) and got it taken care of--or so he thought. Turns out he has to go back because it swelled all up again! Poor Daddy.
Then, he got a check in the mail for the car repairs from his rear-ender accident, so he decided to go to the bank and deposit it. And sprang a flat tire, right outside of the bank! Mommy called a tow truck and went to get him. Turns out the tires were so old they were out of warranty and all of them need to be replaced. So much for the insurance settlement.
Finally, while he was waiting for the tire job Mommy
strong-armed wheedled nicely asked him to help her do a HUGE shop at Wally World which ended up being a two-trolley odyssey into the hellish underworld of mass retail. However, they did remember to buy Stinky Goodness so it's all good.
Daddy said he's going to follow my example and wash his
paws hands of the whole day...
...while I play a little cello music to soothe him.
XX Rupert XX
pee ess: The grass Scouty ate stayed DOWN! We are all a little bummed.
Except Mommy, that is.