Sylvester here, and I'm feeling a tad hungrumbly.
Time to check out my options.
Hmmmmmm, stinky goodness?
This flavor is repellent.
Time for Option B...
...The Tower of Crunchy Kibbles.
It appears that somebody here is a messy eater.
And I have no idea who that might be.
Certainly not moi.
XX Sylvester XX