Shape up and turn the flash on so I'm not all blurry.
Now hold your hand just so...and block a little of the light so my butterscotch furs don't wash out. Why you don't buy a shade for that thing I can NOT imagine...are you some sort of cheapskate or what?
It's not like you have anything better to spend your money on.
Well, after you buy me (OK, us) stinky goodness, crunchy treats, cat litter, toys, nip, valerian, silvervine, cozy beds, and home-made poached, sliced, and dehydrated chicken breasts, that is.*
So, are you ready?
Here's one for the Laydeez out there--check out my chocolate brown cheek whisker, I grew it special.
Oh what the heck, here's another! A little Scouty-Splurge to start your week out on the right paw.
XX Scouty XX
*Notice I did NOT mention combs or brushes. Those items involve the Dreaded Touching of my Furson. Which is verboten.