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Thursday, April 10, 2014

Salem's REVENGE.




Kitties!

Salem here.
Do you remember Monday's post where Mommy cast aspersions upon my generous girth?
Well.

I got back at her, in fact she calls me "vishus" in this little video:


or click HERE

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to draw any bluds on camera for your amusement...but trust me, they were there.  My hind kikkers pack a sharp set of talons* and Mommy's arm was ribbonized!
heh heh...revenge is so sweet.



Happy Thursday!

XX  Salem the Svelte  XX


*Which were consequently trimmed...
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36 comments:

  1. Catio TalesApril 9, 2014 at 8:00 PM

    Why are you girlcats all the same ? One little tickle and you start yelling and moaning like it's a major assault. We mancats just keep quiet and get on with the violence and the joy of the attack. But, at least you DID get revenge on Mommy.

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  2. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensApril 9, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    So no one ever told you not to bite the hand that feeds you?

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  3. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesApril 9, 2014 at 8:31 PM

    Vishus? you?? Never! You were just defending your soft and fluffies from an unprovolked attack!

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  4. Summer at sparklecat.comApril 9, 2014 at 8:34 PM

    Your human was SO asking for it, Salem!

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  5. GigiApril 9, 2014 at 8:42 PM

    Ditto what Sparkle said. Honestly, how could you NOT have attacked? It would have been UNCATLY of you!

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  6. brokenteepeeApril 9, 2014 at 9:38 PM

    You are quite the attack kitty!

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  7. Photo CacheApril 9, 2014 at 11:04 PM

    now buster's off the hook, you're more of a biter than he is.

    emma and buster

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  8. Stacy HurtApril 10, 2014 at 12:37 AM

    tuxies are weird that way. Miss Jack bites the brush and then gets all hissy and growlie at it (and that is after I've removed it from her person)

    MOL
    xoxo
    TW

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  9. Crafting QueenApril 10, 2014 at 1:29 AM

    When will humans learn, not the tummy! Well done Salem. :) Skipper

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  10. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuApril 10, 2014 at 1:39 AM

    Sometimes, you just have to show'em!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  11. The Furries of WhisppyApril 10, 2014 at 2:16 AM

    Gosh Salem, Your Mommy is SNEAKY! You know what she named that video? It calls for more revenge vishus snarling and hind kickers!

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  12. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalApril 10, 2014 at 3:04 AM

    Te he he , sweet sweet revenge :)

    XOXO

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  13. Cats Herd YouApril 10, 2014 at 3:45 AM

    You tell her, Salem! Pierre heard the video and came running to see what was going on.

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  14. Barb April 10, 2014 at 4:03 AM

    ribbonized revenge... you haz it.

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  15. Eastside CatsApril 10, 2014 at 5:25 AM

    Salem, you are naughty!

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  16. DmaApril 10, 2014 at 6:26 AM

    next time your mom 'comments' about your size just remind her that you are big boned.

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  17. Lisa KoloseyApril 10, 2014 at 7:05 AM

    and the tummy shall NOT be scritched again!

    ~LisaCo9T

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  18. Ann BoyajianApril 10, 2014 at 7:29 AM

    She had it comin'

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  19. ValApril 10, 2014 at 7:33 AM

    Yep, I heard your war cry. Happy to know you did give your Mom some warning. Not that she stop harassing you or anything.

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  20. da tabbies o trout towneApril 10, 2014 at 9:27 AM

    salem....ewe haz all ways been svelte ta uz... N frank lee if yur mom wantz ta talk vizshuz...her kneads a squirrelz on her head....N trust uz, her reeeeeely doesnt ~~~~ !!

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  21. AnonymousApril 10, 2014 at 10:07 AM

    You are one awesome killing machine! I loved the snarling growl....she's lucky to have survived that encounter. *giggle*

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  22. My Mind's EyeApril 10, 2014 at 10:36 AM

    We have fallen on the floor and are clapping madly
    Hugs madi and mom

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  23. Katie IsabellaApril 10, 2014 at 11:50 AM

    Ribbonized? GO GIRL!

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  24. Memories of Eric and FlynnApril 10, 2014 at 1:57 PM

    Maybe mommy will think twice in future about insulting your womanly curves.

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  25. ANGEL ABBYGRACEApril 10, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    Salem you make all of us ladycats proud!

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  26. MargApril 10, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    Way to go Salem. Good job keeping that Mommy good and straight. Some tmes we just have to show them who is boss around here. You all have a wonderful evening.

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  27. Oui OuiApril 10, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    Gee, that is a lot like trying to groom Julie, except it doesn't take so much to irritate her.

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  28. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)April 10, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    That was tuxilicious!

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  29. Shaggy and ScoutApril 10, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    How lovely you are all spread out on the counter. It looks like a great place for a bit of grooming...and ribbonizing!

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  30. The Adventures of Scarlett and MellyApril 10, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Melly was VERY concerned on your behalf, Salem! She came running over to look at the screen when you started meowing. I think she wanted to rescue you from the dreaded comb!

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  31. The Island CatsApril 10, 2014 at 6:20 PM

    Salem, she was asking for it! :)

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  32. GLOGIRLYApril 10, 2014 at 6:59 PM

    Nobody and I mean NOBODY touches THIS tuxes tummy. Except Gloman. It's kind of our thing.
    ; ) Katie

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  33. Whipple and PepperApril 11, 2014 at 10:01 PM

    We know how you feel Salem. The brush is not our friend and why all the tummy rubs? Just because we look like we're inviting tummy rubs doesn't mean we are (except maybe Whipple)

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  34. SakuApril 12, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    Good work Salem! And you was on the counter too, that's pawsome!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  35. Kitties BlueApril 12, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    Your mommy got just what she deserved. She should not have continued to "bother" you after you started growling at her. Good job, Salem. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  36. Cathy KeishaApril 13, 2014 at 12:52 PM

    No blood? It only gets 1 paw up.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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