Kitties!
Scouty here.
One of Daddy's friends gave him us this Terrifically Awesome recliner. This thing does it all--it massages and heats up and pummels the peeps into a dribbling pile of boneless goo. But the best part is that it's made out of leather...soft, snuggly, stinky steer hide. I love it!
So the other evening I was enjoying the New and Most Wondrous chair...
...and not all by myself, as you can see.
Me and my BFF John were all hootchie-scootchie'd together, along with my seasonal pal:
My Catlick!
See it? It's behind Johnny's head. This year I had three catlicks on my spine--two fell off (and Daddy found one, more on that later) so I have one stubborn catlick left, clinging on by a few furs. It just kills Mommy that she can't Touch me (or even get near enough to think about Touching--ed.) to pluck it off.
Rumor has it that if I ever have to go to the vet she's gonna go all Big Game Hunter on my hide and nail me with a tranquilizer dart!*
Like that's ever gonna happen.
In the meanwhile, I'm having fun driving her even further 'round the bend...and teasing her with my bushy tail, which she also would dearly like to feel.
*heh heh*
In your dreams, Mommy. In your dreams.
Happy Tuesday!
XX Scouty and John XX
*and pet and smooch on him while he's out!
Hiya, Scouty. Looking good!
ReplyDeleteHey, a Mommy can dream, right? :)
Scouty, you and Ruska are two of a kind. Humans can look but no touchie stuff.
ReplyDeleteWe like the recliner. A lot.
I like your outlook on life, Scouty my good ManCat.
ReplyDeleteBut isn't a little, um, WARM for all that hootchie-scootchie-ing??
I wanna try that chair! Oh and my mom would not sleep until she could get her hands on that cat-lick! Ohhhh you should hear her now.
ReplyDeleteOhhh, that recliner sounds like the bomb. Did your Mommy turn the heat on for you?
ReplyDeleteScouty, you are the ultimate TEASE!!!
ReplyDelete....and dude, that is one amazing tail!
; )
You are a tease!
ReplyDeleteyou two look so good lounging in the chair.
ReplyDeleteemma and buster
My human is dying for one of those recliners! I wouldn't mind one either.
ReplyDeleteDat chair sounds pawsome!
ReplyDeleteThat chair looks very comfy. You should let your Mummy get a hug sometime. Have a great day kitties. :)
ReplyDeleteMommy and Daddy have a recliner each though they don't turn them to boneless goo...And one day (many months ago), Mommy couldn't find Whisky. She called and called and called but nothing. When Daddy came out of the shower, she told him Whisky had gone missing! She said you could actually see the wheels turn slowly in his head and then he ran down, popped open his recliner and there she was. Sheesh. We hope that doesn't happen to any of you!
ReplyDeleteWhy doesnt Johnny reach over and lick that thing off? Or bite it? Poor Scouty, I wish you'd let that lady get her hands on you some day.. I think you'd like it. After all, you don't want the dart gun, yikes!
ReplyDeleteLove the chair!
Wow ! that is a nice place to nap ! My cats would love it too ! the only hic is they scratch on leather ! So no leather furniture in this house !
ReplyDeleteOh lovely Scouty! You and your catlick are such rebels! Yay!! Hugs too to sweet Johnny! Take care
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Scouty, you know that the more you wave that gorgeous tail just out reach,the more she is itching to touch it, right?
ReplyDeleterecliner? i don't even know her.
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS ONE FINE FAMILY CHAIR!! LUCKY KITTIES AND PEEPS.
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL A CATLICK I SEE IT.
WHEN MY SIS WAS AN ITTY BITTY baby she was born with some hair all over her head. Mom said Sis had one major curly cowlick in the middle of her head near where one would have bangs. Her Peditrician always sang, 'there once was a girl, with a curl right in the middle of her head' he said it was from a nursery rhyme.
hugs madi your bfff
Well, with all that gorgeous orange floof, who would NOT want to smooch you?
ReplyDeleteI'm with your mom...I want to pull that fluff cowlick right off!
ReplyDeleteoooo - that chair looks very comfy.
ReplyDeleteMom had to grab the Junior boy once and he was knocked out by the vet. mom said she will remember her time holding him - cause it AIN'T gonna happen again :)
Aw, look at you two buds on that neat chair!
ReplyDeleteI gotta say that tail is pretty amazing!
ReplyDeleteScouty you are one grand Marmalade-Man- Cat. Love that Cat=Lick
ReplyDeleteWow! Lucky cats! Enjoy this wonderful recliner!
ReplyDeleteWow, you two have it made, to be able to hang out in that recliner. Our Person is very jealous. Scouty, you do have gorgeous furs. Bet it does drive the Mom crazy. Take care.
ReplyDeleteOh you little tease you. I can see why your mum would dearly love to touch that gorgeous ginger fur. You look so cute in that chair as well
ReplyDeleteoh that would drive me bonkers too..
ReplyDeleteI love feisty Scouty, especially because he's lovely orange. I miss my beautiful kitty who was orange and white.
ReplyDeleteShame you can't pet him though, ours are a bit fussy as they are half feral and it can be a bit frustrating not being able to pick them up for a cuddle, but we wouldn't be without them would we, they are our life.
Briony
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That chair does look wonderfully comfy. My mum would love to get her hands on your catlick too. You have a gorgeous tail.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah... My brother Rushton has been known to have such things. In fact, somethin' somewhat similar was dealt with just last week.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
That's a pawsome recliner! I won't be able to move if we had it here. Looks like you three (!) are sharing it nicely :-)
ReplyDeleteOh I'd love to feel your beautiful bushy tail....if I can ever!
Oh, Scouty...we can't believe you won't let your mom touch your exquisitely handsome floofiness. That cat lick would drive our mommy crazy as well. Enjoy "your" new chair. It looks super comfy. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeletethat tail is oh so glorious!
ReplyDeleteWhat good is the cat if you can't pet them???
ReplyDeleteI keep asking myself that every day. I can't pet mine either. :(
hee hee! Scouty, your catlick gives you a certain sense of style :)
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
You better be careful, Scouty. Your mom might just hold you down and grab that tail of yours!
ReplyDeleteThat is one very neat chair!!! We can see why you adore it so!
ReplyDeleteWhat a pair in the chair! Good think you live with your mom Scouty, 'cuz ours would be all over you. She wouldn't be able to help herself!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku