One of Daddy's friends gave
him us this Terrifically Awesome recliner. This thing does it all--it massages and heats up and pummels the peeps into a dribbling pile of boneless goo. But the best part is that it's made out of leather...soft, snuggly, stinky steer hide. I love it!
So the other evening I was enjoying the New and Most Wondrous chair...
...and not all by myself, as you can see.
Me and my BFF John were all hootchie-scootchie'd together, along with my seasonal pal:
See it? It's behind Johnny's head. This year I had three catlicks on my spine--two fell off (and Daddy found one, more on that later) so I have one stubborn catlick left, clinging on by a few furs. It just kills Mommy that she can't Touch me (or even get near enough to think about Touching--ed.) to pluck it off.
Rumor has it that if I ever have to go to the vet she's gonna go all Big Game Hunter on my hide and nail me with a tranquilizer dart!*
Like that's ever gonna happen.
In the meanwhile, I'm having fun driving her even further 'round the bend...and teasing her with my bushy tail, which she also would dearly like to feel.
In your dreams, Mommy. In your dreams.
XX Scouty and John XX
*and pet and smooch on him while he's out!