I was hanging out on the Catio, minding my own beeswax*, when suddenly I was molested by the Intrusive Roving Hand of Mommy!
I went all Godzilla on her, as you can see:
(turn up the sound and you'll hear my terrifying roars)
Or click HERE
I am vishus!
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*i.e., stoned outta my gourd on fresh nip