My name is Sylvester and I am a plastic bag-licker.
It's one of the most satisfying activities in the world!
Shopping bags, bread wrappers, those little jobbies filled with screws that come with DIY furniture...I'll lick 'em all.
Recently Mommy brought home a nice thick plastic shopping bag, which I cat-mandeered right away.
It was Most Excellent.
I love my hobby.
XX Sylvester XX