Here's a typical evening scenario:
The Baby and Sweet Pea dominate Mommy's legs, pinning her to the sofa...
...while Mister Jealous (Rupert) goes for her lap (or even further up), prime real estate.
Rupert: Mommy, I'm the most handsomest gray man in the house. Don't look at those Whitesters. Look only at me. In fact, let me help you--I'll obscure them from view with my giant radar dish ears!
Just call me "
on Top of Mommy's chesticles Cat".
XX Bibs, Miss Pea, and Poopert XX