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Saturday, February 21, 2015

Catlicks



Kitties!

Scouty here.

Springtime shedding season is upon us here at the Lounge, and as usual I'm starting to sport a fine selection of Catlicks on my spine (where I can't reach).

Daddy was talking some smack about capturing me with a net and hauling me off to the vet's office where they could gas me into submission and groom me.  Mommy just about died laughing at the idea and said she couldn't wait to watch him bag me; comparisons to greased pigs were made...but...apparently Daddy expects her to assist him!

As if that's gonna help.

Because we all know it's not happening.

Ever.


Happy Caturday!

XX  Scruffy Scouty  XX

32 comments:

  1. But..but..it's only February!

    Dood, do NOT let them shave your hiney. - Princeton

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  2. I think dat look should warn em off.

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  3. Nope and we certainly don't want that to happen to you Scouty! Catlicks, pöh - they'll fall out.
    Ruska shares your sentiments too - he's full of tangles.

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  4. Yikes, a net! Scouty, please let someone get those before anyone resorts to such drastic actions! At least let your mommy sneak up on you when you sleep and pull them out! It's gettin' serious buddy!

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  5. Well, do you know that once when the Human was desperate to get me to the vets they suggested to her that she creep up on me with a PILLOWCASE, Scouty--can you even IMAGINE? What kind of head-spinning, pea-spewing people work at those places anyway??? But lemme tell ya--when they go for the gas, Buddy? Well, there's no fighting it. I went down like a tree, Man. Like a tree.

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  6. We hope you have an extra pair of eyes in the back of your head to keep out a lookout for the sneaky humans.

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  7. Scouty, you are very set in your ways... and cowlicks!

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  8. Sounds like the same as I have with Kim ! She doesn't allow us to groom her so I have to take her to the groomer every 3 months ! What an exhausting work to get her in the carrier !

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  9. My Dad and Mom plot for days about how they can capture me for nail clipping and vet trips. But,,betcha I am easier than you Scouty

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  10. Scouty, I think I could learn from you!!

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  11. Cat grooming ought to be against the law. Srsly.

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  12. The Scouty Smackdown of 'Rents will be ....EPIC!

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  13. be careful - those parents can be tricky about stuff like that

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  14. Ain't no body no how gonna net Scouty without serious consequences.

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  15. Nope, no way, not a snowball's chance in...Vegas! But it might be fun (for us) to watch them try. MOL

    Sasha, Saku & Saku

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  16. Scouty be watchful you know how these humans are when they get some hair brained idea!

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  17. Oh, Scoutiy, sorry to hear you don't like being groomed. When mom starts brushing one of us here, we all sit in line waiting our turn.

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  18. Be careful - parents plotting are often successful ! Purrs

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  19. I so totally agree - not happenin. Speshully wif dat look coming owt of yur eyes!

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  20. Your daddy is very ambitious Scouty.

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  21. Hey, feel free to ship some of those shedded furs to us to help keep us warm in ChiTown!

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  22. Stand your ground! You look quite handsome as you are!

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  23. Scouty, has yous thought about giving lessons? Yous could probably make a fair chunck of treat change...just saying
    Nellie

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  24. Won't some cat help you get those cat licks?

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  25. You do look a little annoyed in that photo.

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  26. Get Johnny to smooth out theese catlicks, buddy!

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  27. Not acceptable. You cannot be hauled off to the vet for any shaving!
    Love,
    Lola and Lexy

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  28. Oh Scouty,
    we are betting our treats on you.
    the kitty brats

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!