Kitties!
So, at the beginning of last week I became an extremely Vigorous Digger in the box, and I also started announcing my intentions with a spirited song whenever I felt "the urge" to conduct a little business, a new development.
Kitties, let me tell you that this was a Very Bad Idea, because Mommy got suspicious and started following me around the house, monitoring my rear-ward boxal output--which, as it turns out, was watery, extra extra pungent (according to Mommy, "eye-watering" how insulting is that?) and frequent.
Naturally, I got hauled off to the vet, where my dignity was violated, my innards irradiated and worst of all, I had to pee in a cup! Well not really, but I did have my pee stolen after I left it in the box. And no humiliation is complete without documentation, right?
Well.
I got the last laugh, because according to the vet I am fine; no obstructions, or stopped up pooper, or infected anal glands, and my pee is perfect! And a few days later I'm back to producing championship-quality deposits. (and a $380 vet bill, YIKES!--ed) However, the next time I eat something sketchy--like CC's
Happy Monday!
XX Poopert XX
We envy you. OUR vet has a cold stainless steel table fer us ta sit on...
ReplyDeleteWe are delighted there is no blockage and the poop and pee passed the test, but what an indignity.And videoed! Pöh. At least it cost her.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking some sort of vicious retribution is in order!
ReplyDeleteThat will teach you to sing.....
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you're ok . Maybe that bill will teach her about videoing things she shouldn't. Hah!
ReplyDeleteGeez, how dumb *is* Mommy? What's all this "What're you doing, Rupert?" crappola??? Can't she see you are desperately seeking an escape route or, failing that, looking for a weapon? Sheesh. Her IQ is dropping like a stone, isn't it??
ReplyDeleteIt's an OUTRAGE! It's a SCANDAL! But we gotted the last laffs didn't we? Well YOU did. I did that to That Woman this Friday and she stood and watched me in the box, I was growling at myself and huffing too! But I had a giant, mancatly sized poop that looked ok so I didn't get to exact my revenge with an unnecessary vet bill! Glad you wasn't sick. High paws!
ReplyDeleteOllie
Ya think da stink would cure her of bein too NOSEy.
ReplyDeleteIt seems like humans haul us kitties off to the vet at the drop of a... well, whatever. I'm glad you're okay and it was probably just something you ate.
ReplyDeleteAlls well that ends well and you certainly had the last laugh Rupert!
ReplyDeletePurrs ... Rainbow
I know all too well just how you feel! The loss of privacy, the indignity... and Mom knows all about the vet bills, too. - Toby
ReplyDeleteoh dear me as if the camera in your face isn't enough she starts watching your bum!!
ReplyDeleteSo WRONG
Hugs madi your bfff
ps we are glad you are purrect but we coulda told you that for 87 cents
there's your problem - you announce stuff like that to the mom and they get all sorts of freaked out :)
ReplyDeleteGlad your pooper is ok but poor Mommy and that vet bill!
ReplyDeleteGlad you are OK , Rupert !
ReplyDeleteMaybe that vet bill can teach your mom not to be so nosy ;-)
XOXO
Oh...the humility! There's nothing like pee problems, to get the humans in a dither.
ReplyDeleteThe REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxx
perfect pee. the two words that are music to my ears.
ReplyDeleteWe are still trying to figure out why vet bills are so incredibly high over the ocean.... Strange... Glad you're A-OK, Rupert!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
That must have scared your mom, but I'm glad you are OK!
ReplyDeletedude, it is frustrating now but if you were really having an issue you would be happy to have such a proactive mom
ReplyDeleteSo glad you're ok, Rupert De Poopert! Um... that doesn't sound like a good snack... Here's a hint, if someone else has already eaten it and 'refunded', don't eat it!
ReplyDeleteGlad everything turned out okay Rupert. Mum says the stink couldn't be any worse than I send out. She says she daren't light a match for an hour after or the whole place would explode.
ReplyDeleteWe are just glad you are back to producing a good poop! MOL
ReplyDeleteMeal in, meal out is the best way to go, Rupert! But, don't you feel extra lovey-dovey to your momma because she was worried 'bout you?
ReplyDeletedood...glad everee thing terned out oh kay...in de...end.....
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How could she? It does sound like you had the last laugh. But don't worry your human so much. They get cranky about that.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad you're OK, "Poopert". Sometimes Mommies worry too much.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Lola and Lexy
Ninja sings the song BEFORE he poops, Me, Mes comes out of the box and finds something to clean my beauteous nails! Rupert, your song at the vet's had us BOTH interested!
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Nellie
So glad it was nothing Rupert. The mommies are way too nervous (er cautious) about us kitties you know. Ouch on the bill.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
She's. Just walking along singing your song and look what happens! Silence is definitely golden in the future.
ReplyDeleteHa Rupert!!! You pulled a BIG one on your Mommy! You were telling her in the Vet's office that you were FINE but she refused to listen! xoxo
ReplyDeleteSounds terrible, Rupert!
ReplyDeleteOuch. Don't know what is worse--stinky pee/poop or the vet bill that went along with it. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteGet better, Rupert! And don't be doing that sorta stuff anymore. It gets everyone worried.
Oh Rupert, you poor kitty....what an invasion of your privacy. The mom bean deserved the smell...though the v e t bill seems awful big just to check you out!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
I am glad you are fine. DId you really get the last laugh? Imagine how much catnip the vet money could have bought, and treats and toys?
ReplyDeleteWe had some things we were going to say until we saw 'Poopert' and Mommy started giggling uncontrollably. We are glad you're okay. Clearly our mommy is not though. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteWell Poopert Rupert, our Mom would have been hauling you off to the vet so don't feel bad. She took Abbe this week and had the hairs tore out of her ear, TWO shots, pills, ear drops AND wash!
ReplyDeleteI wish your mum wasn't so talky, we couldn't hear what you were saying clearly. Must have been complaining about her!
ReplyDeleteY'know? If us cats do one thing out of the ordinary, we end up at the evil vet. So wrong. But we're glad you checked out okay, Rupert.
ReplyDeleteWe think after that vet bill that even if you break out the karaoke machine, your mom will not be that fast to rush you off to the vet again. A barf eater are you. Some of us will do that if one of our sibs immediately regurgitates their stinky goodness. Why our mom doesn't like us to do this, we have no idea. Glad you are all back to normal in the poop department. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteOh Poopert! Did you have to log out "eye watering" and "extra pungent" waste? That just makes it way too easy to be hauled off to the vet's by your neurotic..um..over attentive human! And even all your insisting that you were fine at the vet's fell on deaf ears...sounds so much like something our daft,overanxious/paranoid human would do! Run with that ball! Run, baby! Run! :p
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
P.S. We are glad you are o.k. and you have such a caring Mama :)
Well! Do our mom's haul themselves to their doctors with each little unusual poop they do? NO!
ReplyDeleteWe're glad you're OK Rupert, but so sorry for the vet and video story ! We bet your mom was soooo happy to get one of your most expensive poop the next day ! Purrs
ReplyDeletesheesh...humans. Can't live without them but why do they insist on spending all those green papers at the vet when we are really just fine
ReplyDeleteWell, thank goodness you are okay Rupert! You are braver at the evil place than I am, I always find a hiding spot. I generally paw open the cupboard door and hide behind the trash can.
ReplyDelete~~Emily
MOL!!! POO-pert!! HAHAHA!! Uh, Faraday wants to know if that is the definition of s#!tstorm?
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